Okay, I know this is a really lame thing to post, but I'm just going to go ahead and post it: I have lost a grand total of EIGHTEEN POUNDS since the end of February!!!! Seems like a long time, but I'll admit that I did have several setbacks. Now most of my clothes fit again ( Read more... )

PRAISE GOD i got a B in statistics

Some man was following me earlier. You can't even take a Saturday afternoon walk these days without being accosted in the street by oversexed maniacs. I had to double back and come home because he wouldn't leave me alone. Luckily he didn't follow me home. I think ( Read more... )

Update: On second thought, I'm thinking more along the lines of Peggy Bundy than Ronald McDonald. But it's cool.

How's this for a compliment: "Have you lost weight? Your butt doesn't look as big as it used to." Yes, someone actually said that to me and in those precise words.

My mom's hating on the Republican. She has been for seven years. That car will outlive us all ( Read more... )

why the hell have i wasted ten years of my life trying to keep my hair straight? what has it gotten me? from now on i'm just going to embrace the frizzy pouf and go for the Macbeth witch look.

oh math, the horror, the horror of it all.

Whoever hilariously kept calling me from a blocked number in the middle of the night needs to get a life, and a more original song.

Somebody tried to break into my car AGAIN!!!!! WHATtheheck is going on here? The first time, about 6 weeks ago, they did something to the lock on the drivers side so that the lock face fell off and the insides of the lock were hanging out of the hole, which looked as though they had taken a can opener to it. The funny thing???? They went to all ( Read more... )

I got my hair cut yesterday by this very cool girl named Mone't and it looks awesome ( Read more... )

I'm freaking out...people tell me what to do ( Read more... )