a few hours ago a dozen gang members approached me enthusiastically asking for a photo. they stood around wearing their all black outfits and red accessories, with me positioned in the middle sporting my (darker) red jacket. they began to contort their fingers into several signs i vaguely remembered from the years on lake margaret. then i put my ( Read more... )

let that which is hidden be revealed and that which is in darkness be brought to light ( Read more... )

"man, look at that wig you growin' on yo' head... you must get all kinds of pussalito!

NO DOUBT TILL I'M DEEEEAAD!

the well-oiled gyroscopes need dimenhydrinate. meclizine is sugar to anyone but the phase ii and iii pansies who confuse simple dizziness with dying. so it really didn't surpise me when the eight hundred pound gorilla pulled out his checkbook with no questions other than how many people i've told of this ( Read more... )

eureka! the ad wizards at general motors deserve some credit. i didn't think it was possible to be brainwashed, especially after seeing right through the attempt. yet, here i am ( Read more... )

two incredibly substantiative examples of why the united states of america is the best country in the world ( Read more... )

seems like just yesterday we were scared out of our minds. the stupid astronauts were going to kill us all, we were certain, with their plutonium-launched cassini rocket to one of saturn's moons ( Read more... )

today, at 1847.08 gmt: an event so big i will not be returning to work for three days. look into the sky.

just now, on my way home from christmas in martin county, i collected an above average rebate (~$1.50 at a .25 exit) on the 528 toll road. as i was parked at the automated toll machine and out of my car retrieving my money, the oddest thing happened. with no deposit -- and not a single person/car in sight -- the machine made a short clicking ( Read more... )

i just got back from the movie theater. saw a screen adaptation of *phantom of the opera* that will be released later this week. my boy alw did the right thing. although i thought this one needed more tabby cats, i still enjoyed all two and a half hours ( Read more... )