nick l*** was the king dudebro. the figurehead ( Read more... )

tuesday night, driving 85mph home on a deserted, lifeless stretch of 417 in god knows where, a fox darted in front of my car. my heart stopped beating for a good minute.

i should have known there are foxes in orlando.

back from new york city. i guess it's already been a full week since the return flight. too busy detoxing to notice ( Read more... )

sunday night was the halloween horror nights wrap party at antigua ( Read more... )

life rules. halloween night i drove over a beer bottle leftover from a party in my parking lot. sux. but not having a car has lead to even more rampant social events. (note the the obvious paradox in that physical independence can be restraining ( Read more... )

just finished the training week at my new sales job. took the test and got to come home. i'd rather be hustling on the sales floor making commissions, but no employees work on fridays. it feels good to get paid for 3.5 hours @ 10/hr to catch up on sleep. it's feeling good to make money, period. nice way to end the sat-fri week ( Read more... )

ONE WEEK ( Read more... )

i've been having a lot of postmodern anxiety as of late ( Read more... )

i have a date with cosmic ray today.

came to la casa at 3am so i wouldn't oversleep. sleeping in the corner with bluegrass kickin' on the surround sound rules.

quote of the last five minutes:

me: insects don't understand english.
hans: they know tone.

i've got more virility than i know what to do with; but if anyone else can use more, by all means cook up some of rasputin's secret soup. his daughter said he ate this dish every day. even grigory claimed it contributed to his own superhuman abilities ( Read more... )