add another tally mark to how many times i've shown my hands to a cop.

right in front of a police station... backup came out on foot.

geez.

an erotica museum in st. petersburg claims to be in possession of rasputin's penis. one article had a picture, something i wasn't expecting. as much as i admire him, his jock is the last thing i wanted to see while eating pasta ( Read more... )

dear america:

i think, somehow, h.r. 3162, title ii section 215 is all my fault. sorry.

"wake up ( Read more... )

i just played one hour of poker with carrot top and his friend. carrot top, the king of prop comedy. somehow in the two years i've lived here i haven't crossed paths with him, yet we wound up at the same texas holdem table in the vastness of the internet. very nice guy. gave me 1k chips so i could play longer ( Read more... )

trees are down. hurricane charley served orlando. the city is still a mess and probably will be for another half a year. every ten feet is a pile of lumber or a decimated billboard or sign. about half a million people still don't have power and this is about five days after the fact ( Read more... )

hurricane charley just touched down in orlando. yesterday it was a category one. school was canceled and the governor declared a state of emergency. it's now about to become a category five and it's veering northeast. the eye is aimed straight for us. mayor buddy dyer is flipping out. hasn't seen anything like this since he was four years old ( Read more... )

not long ago i finished the second term of the near two year lease i had with josh and moved into a temporary makeshift residence here at la casa's breakfast nook ( Read more... )

[this post interrupts the flow of what should be following the 10/16 post ( Read more... )

written tonight. to be published later, but relevant now ( Read more... )