Early morning mist lingers, Golden leaves sparkle in Winter sunlight. Crows chase one another from branch to branch. A sudden breeze causes a cascade of leaves to fall. Startled deer run through the trees. Stillness regained, a lone magpie flies past.
....Is about the only type of enema not mentioned here.
For now I'll stick with the oral method for consuming my booze and persist in the belief that red wine (like strawberry jam) "should not go up you arse". :-)
The internet is a mighty and wondrous repository of useful information so it's a bit sad when the best question I can think to ask is: "does 'upmybum.com' exist yet?"
Having answered that one I then discovered that 'upyourbum.com' is 'Under Construction'