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halp. need friends
i need friends and am crazy please halp me find reliefe from my incomnia.
i tried to find friends here but people are illiterat.
or they donot like me cauz im racit.
but ima nice giy off the internet.
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Fly Away, Little Huckster.
Huckster: so I'm curious... what's a huckster?A huckster is a very special class of person who wastes peoples time with silly questions so they can probe them for information without doing anything whatsoever to comply with the requirements set forth in the original published bogus ad, responding with nothing but 'hi' in the subject line like some ( Read more... ) -
Borat on Driving, and Magic.
Occasionally I come up with Borat jokes . I thought this was funny, so I kiss you:- Borat, on driving: In my country, woman drive car only by pulling. And man push woman with Jew claw. High five!
- Borat, on magic: In my country, magic is when man lose money inside of prostitutes. Vagin.
- Borat, on driving: In my country, woman drive car only by pulling. And man push woman with Jew claw. High five!
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Blue Adipose
Years ago, in a search for good writers, I friended bluepose, at the suggestion of hill_the_khore. I didn't see any good writing there, but I decided to stay for the caption contest where people get to fill his journal with jokes ( Read more... ) -
gay_sex_bitch
Bitch. Why the fuck did you ban me from gay_sex_tips and censor everything I said? I get the banning part, but the rest is lame.
It seems gay people want to be all kittens and rainbows, except for when they want to start bitching, so they open a community and put all their crazy-ass bitching in the profile. You bitch. -
Friend, Relationship, Loser?
Anyone looking for a friendship, possibly even a relationship, with a supreme loser. Today I lost at mine sweeper. Yeah, I lost intentionally for the picture, but only a loser would do that. I don't listen to pop music, and I'm not cool like those other people that grow drugs in their house and get high. I know brain tumors are the latest fad, but ( Read more... ) -
Rachel Ray, Ass-Wipe Dog
On the Rachael Ray show today, which if you don't already know, is a show run by what looks like a fat manic teenage girl who discovered cooking in a cave, long after it was invented. And like anyone else who knows how to boil water, they gave her a show ( Read more... ) -
Sorry, AIDS People.
In my last entry I made some comments that were offensive to people with AIDS. I've decided to censor myself [by translating my English into Japanese and then back into English again]:
Dear Big-eyed Tuna, I cut you because you make me sushi. All other sea creatures have been cut for space in my belly, wherein, I bid you good luck. Fare well, my -
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Dear diseased pedophile, I removed you from my friends list because you make me fucking sick, much like AIDS. As to the other, un-sick people I cut, I needed to do some cleaning and we're just not working out. Maybe we're not meant for each other. Good luck to you all. Now I need sleep and shit. -
I Rescue Cat Macro.
I was up all night browsing 2500 cat photos and I'm fucking tired.
I've been " helping" people improve their shitty cat macros in hopes to clean the cat-shit explosion that was once my friends page, but now resembles the home of some old lady with [ one]-thousand unconditionally-loved cats. In short, it stinks ( Read more... )