Saturday, 26th September, 2009 ----- PART 1
PART TWO
- FINLAND/SWEDEN: PROTECTING SWEDEN
Finland finally showing what he is truly capable of by protecting and fighting for a wounded Sweden. Bonus points if it's against someone he would normally be terrified of. ...Like Russia.
- ISRAEL: SONG OF SONGS
Israel and the Song of Songs (Song of Solomon). Because it's pretty much the most epic love poetry ever, from God to Israel.
Please do not have Israel actually talking to / interacting with God.
- SPAIN/PUERTO RICO: BREAKING AND DEGRADING HIM
Conquistador!Spain/Puerto Rico.
It took Spain seven years to conquer, destroy and enslave the Taino Indians of Boriken.
Conquistador!Spain basically breaking and degrading Puerto Rico for all his (OP wants PR to be a guy.) worth.
Make this hurt, anon. Make this hurt.
- JAPAN: HE'S GOTTEN A BIT TOO OLD FOR THIS...
...the freeze is over? It's already Sept. 26 over here and other anons are already posting. Here goes~
Japan is suddenly given a ninja mission after such a long time and while carrying it out, he realizes he's sorta too old for ninja missions.
CRACK PLZ. :D
- WORLD: THE JOYS OF BEING A FATHER
The joys of being a father; No sexual romance, just fluff and all that filial love drama of our favorite daddy!nations for their kids/charges.
Anon welcomes the Am-Can-Fr-UK family, the East Asians, Spain-Romano or even Turkey-Greece, anyone! Just make it happen.
- WORLD, OTHER: MEETING THEIR SEIYUU
Another fourth wall breakage over here...
The seiyuu meet the nation-tans they voice for.
- WORLD: DRUNKEN!NATIONS PARTY
Drunken!Nations party!
B: Austria + "BIIRU IPPAI"
B2: Russia + "BAI BAI DE PUU!"
- SCOTLAND/FRANCE: THE AULD ALLIANCE
Scotland/France; The Auld Alliance. Two old friends once united by their hatred of England reminisce about the good old times. As the drink flows, things get sentimental...
Bonus if the Battle of Neville's Cross/Crecy comes up (when France appealed to ally Scotland to help them against an English invasion, and Scotland marched 12,000 men to apparently help even though it was clearly too late only to be defeated themselves), and it leads to sex.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auld_Alliance
- GREECE/S. KOREA: DOESN'T HAVE TO HAVE ROMANCE
I would love to read a fic with these two interacting. There doesn't necessarily have to be any romance (although I wouldn't complain if there was~), but glimpses of serious!Korea and/or silly!Greece would make this anon very happy. Please make my dream come true!
- WORLD: MAMA MIA CROSSOVER
Mama Mia, APH Style
Greece's house. Nordics are the stars. The rest is up to you, anon!
- GREECE/JAPAN/GREECE: HE HAS TO ADMIT IT FIRST
Simply fails for adding more Giripan reqs
Greece abstains fro sex until Japan gets the guts to verbally admit he loves him. Japan nearly goes crazy. Or something~
- SWEDEN/FINLAND, SWEDEN/SEALAND: CONSENSUAL SHOTA
Sweden/Finland, Sweden/Sealand
Frustrated to breaking point over his (lack of) relationship with Tino, Berwald is appauled to find respite in the affections of his overly amorous (and innocent) son...
Bonus for reluctance only on the part of Sweden. Consensual shota, please!
- WORLD: JAPANESE GAME SHOW
Nations in a Japanese game show.
Go for old school i.e. Takeshi's Castle, I don't mind! :D
CRACK PLZ.
- GREECE/JAPAN: THE GREAT RIFT
According to geological findings, each year the islands of Greece are sinking deeper into the sea… and will one day disappear.
Anon would like Greece + Japan
Where Greece has been hiding the fact that he is dying and won’t be around for as long as Japan will be.
Bonus: Recent seismic activity along the Hellenic Arc speeds up the process.
Extra Bonus: No established relationship- Japan realises that life is short, and there is no more time to be in denial about the relationship that’s been in front of him for a while now.
- WORLD: CROSSOVERS
We need more crossovers and fusions, Anons!
Manga, anime, comics, novels, movies, TV shows, Games- anything goes.
Examples : Sailor Moon, Code Geass, Star Wars, Star Trek...
- WORLD: (UN)CIRCUMSIZED
Circumsized and uncircumsized nations and their qualms (or lack of) on the practice. Make it cracky please.
- WORLD: FIT THE FOLLOWING INTO A SITUATION
Fit the following into a situation, coming from an usually quiet/sweet/shy nation. It's not supposed to make alot of sense because it was written by a kindergardener:
Nation A: I LIKE [nation B] HE IS MY FRIEND! I LIKE YOU [points to another nation] AND HIM! HE LIKES ME! AND I LIKE HIM!
-HE LIKES YOUUUUUUIHOP!
Nation B: H-hey man...I-[shove!]
Nation A: I LIKE HIS AUTOGRAPH! IT IS A NICE PICTURE OF HIM! HE! IS! NIIIIIICE!
*pantpant*
Bonus: Japan says all this
* AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
I want a Civil War fic that's a bit different. Alfred has only taken the field as a Medic, he hasn't fired a shot in the war yet. So after some battle while Alfred is patching up some poor soul, the Confederacy comes up and asks why he hasn't taken the more traditional role of a nation during wartime: a soldier, like the Confederacy and the State-tans have. Alfred's response is that unlike other nations, America doesn't take up arms against it's own people.
- GREECE/JAPAN: CATS
Greece/Japan
Cats crawling on them while they're trying to have sex :3
- ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER, PEGGING
Because fem!England would be nothing if not versatile in dominating her male rivals.
Not too fussed about the partner in this (but leans towards Spain, Prussia, France).
Bonus points for:
- Historical relevance
- If 'bottoming' nation is someone very masculine
- If strap-on/dildo is substituted for a less conventional tool. i.e A Sword hilt or similar
Please fulfill my dreams anon!
- FRANCE, WORLD: WHO'S THE BEST IN BED?
Whilst getting pissed after a meeting, the nations somehow get into a "I'm the best in bed" debate. Francis - in a moment of pure brilliance (in his own mind, at least) - makes a written agreement for all the countries who wish to compete in a sex-athon to sign - with him as the judge (aka, he'll be the one they sleep with). Many do.
When they wake in the morning (with hangovers), Francis thrusts the paper in all their faces and starts handing out cards with his planned visits that includes times, places and extra information slots for each nation to fill in (like if they want him to come dressed in something kinky or if they want him to bring something special).
His rules are as followed:
1) It may be any type of sexual activity, so long as he bottoms (gotta keep the scoring consistent in some way, after all).
2) You may participate in a group no larger than two. (Example: Tino and Berwald join up and Tino watches and talks dirty whilst Sweden does all the 'hard work')
3) You only get one chance to prove your worth.
4) No, you can't get out of it. As you can see, this is a binding, legal document.
Francis takes this all veeeery seriously, going as far as to write each nation's pros and cons in a little notebook he carries around with him.
I'd like to see Francis participating in two of these rounds and comparing them to the others he's already completed. My only nit-picking would be I don't want either to focus on America, Spain (actually, I'd prefer if Spain and Veneziano weren't in there at all), or Prussia. OR we get a look into his notebook (he has very detailed notes).
Bonus 1: There would be many nations - if not all of them - trying to get out of it or not remembering signing it (or both).
Bonus 2: Yao doesn't want to take his chances for being announced as the winner, so he ties Francis' hands and rides him (as in, he bottoms from the top), thus getting himself disqualified whilst having fun. Francis still takes notes though and admires how flexible Yao is.
Bonus 2.a: The only reason Yao sees this as a viable option is because Francis is pushy and threatens him.
Bonus 3: Francis claims there is no winner (but his preferences lie with Arthur), because he doesn't want to start a war or kill off any agreements/treaties he has with any of the other nations.
Bonus 4: His entire notebook has little tidbits that point towards his fondness for Arthur.
As a side note, OP has a soft spot for crossdressing.
- AMERICA/BELARUS: THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE...
She wakes up one day after a long night with a lot of alcohol.
But she's not in her house.
She's in America's house.
In America's room.
In America's bed.
Right next to America.
For once, its Belarus that is freaking out
- AMERICA/LITHUANIA, OTHER: THE NANNY
Set during the “Lithuania’s Outsourcing Series,” Lithuania acting as nanny for America’s children states. And, in the vein of cheesy chic lit and romantic comedies, America falls for his kids’ babysitter and/or the kids actively try to set him and Liet up together.
Bonus A: Some of the older kids (that is, the 13 original colonies) get put ‘in charge’ under Liet while Alfred’s gone, pissing off the younger states who used to be independent once-upon-a-history (i.e., Texas and Vermont) Alternatively, said once-independent states are put in charge, annoying the original 13. Hilarity ensues.
Bonus B: The kids drag some of their cousins, the Canadian provinces, over to play. When Uncle Mattie comes to fetch them, the kids rope him into helping with their “Operation Get-Dad-and-Liet Together” plot. More hilarity ensues.
Bonus C: Former lovers on either or both sides of the intended couple - like England, Poland and/or Russia - show up in an attempt to win back their respective beaus, messing with the kids’ carefully-crafted schemes. Even more hilarity ensues. NOTE: If psycho!Russia makes an appearance for this, please make it lulzy, like in the comics, not angsty.
Bonus D: The baby/toddler/preschooler states start calling Liet “Mama.” D’aws ensue.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: THE SHITTIEST DAY IMAGINABLE
So, America’s a pretty cheerful person who doesn’t really let the little things get him down right? Well what I want is for America to have the shittiest day imaginable, where pretty much everything non-catastrophic that can happen does.
Seriously, everything, from waking up late due to a late night and hitting the snooze button too many times, to falling or stepping on his glasses first thing in the morning, to finding out his hubcaps got stolen or something forcing him to take the train where he sits in fresh gum and gets puked on by the crying baby in front of him, to getting pooped on by a bird and tripping on his own shoelaces and forgetting important papers that he’s unable to go back and get. Everything, anything, whatever anon wants to do really. Just make it so shitty that by the time he gets to the world meeting, late possibly because of a flight delay or something, he’s pretty much so frustrated and miserable that he’s nearly crying.
One of the other nations (or perhaps more than one) nagging at him for being late/unreliable/messy or dirty until he finally snaps - getting really angry and yelling at the person and saying something like “Alright! I get it! I’m stupid, obnoxious, loud, and irritating! I know, and normally I’m fine with you telling me so, but not today, so can you just shut up and fucking leave me alone already?” - would be awesome too.
Bonus: If someone finally asks if he’s alright and he starts crying -sobbing- and says something along the lines of, “I wanna go home.”
Bonus 2: If the person who asks is someone unexpected, like Ukraine or Liechtenstein or S. Korea.
It can end however anon pleases, but if anon wants to end it with some comfort sex, I must ask that it be USxUK.
- SPAIN/ROMANO: MPREG
It suddenly occurred to me that there's mpreg written for almost everybody except for...Spain? (I think there is one for Fem!Spain but that's fem.) Anon would really love to see a story that includes the following:
- Spain is incredibly happy about having a child, to the point of being annoying.
- He forces the Bad Friends Trio to go maternity clothes/baby supplies shopping with him.
- He can't remember who he slept with, but in his usual obliviousness doesn't even seem to care, causing the father to eventually reveal himself out of possessiveness. (Pairing is up to the author, I DO have a soft spot for Spain/S.Italy so I would like to see the father being Romano.)
- AMERICA/RUSSIA: GENDERBENDER
It's 1964 and America has been too busy with her protesting to visit Russia. So, Russia decides to visit her and walks in on her; while, she's in the middle of burning her bra.
- CANADA, AMERICA: STRANGE BREW CROSSOVER
Hetalia + Strange Brew.
Matthew and Alfred have an epic adventure to get some free beer. Bonus if one of their brilliant schemes involves putting a mouse in a bottle of beer.
- LITHUANIA/BELARUS: OOC REQUEST
Make Lithuania scaring shit of Belarus, by constantly stalking her and demanding over and over "Let's go on datedatedatedatedate...." xDDDD
BONUS: They both get stuck in elevator and perhaps ra...-I MEAN SMUT plz? ;)
- SCOTLAND/CANADA: GENDERBENDER, FEM!CANADA
Too oft ignored and forgotten nations spending time together.
Scotland takes Canada hiking in the highlands, and they have to share a tent.
Anon is open to just simple cuteness or more!
- OTHER, AMERICA: INGLORIOUS BASTERDS CROSSOVER
Colonel Hans Landa (Inglorious Bastards), America, Nantucket. YOU KNOW YOU THOUGHT OF IT WHEN YOU WATCHED THE MOVIE.
- AMERICA, WORLD: HE WANTS TO OPEN A RESTUARANT
America has a brilliant idea. Revive the economy by opening up a restuarant! Confident in his own managing capabilities he invites the rest of the nations to work with him for the benifit of the world! Becuase he's a hero!
But Chef!France and Chef!China can't seem to cook anything without blowing up the kitchen. Bartender!England keeps drinking his stock. The waitresses!(Most-the-female-Nation) are cute but maybe making Belarus one wasn't such a good idea...
Then there's the dishwashers, and the greeter, and the washcrew, and the maintence crew, and the chefs' underlings...
This may be harder than America thought it'd be.
- WORLD: STAR WARS CROSSOVER
STAR WARS AU. Sith!Axis vs Jedi!Allies.
Bonus points for:
- America being England’s former Padawan, Canada being France’s, ect.
- Japan being China’s former Padawan turned Sith
- Russia secretly being a Sith ala Palpatine
- SEALAND, ENGLAND: BONDING
So, a citizen gets suspicious over Sealand living with Sweden and Finland, he's forced back with England, they bond.
- CANADA, WORLD: SPIES
So this anon was returning home and was listening to NPR when I heard something about Canada having lots of foreign spies. Even more than America has. So I would like to see something where the nations are spying on our lovely little Canada. <3
Even America is spying on Canada.
Here is the book that talks about the spies. :)
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/09/17/spies-in-canada.html
- LITHUANIA, RUSSIA: HE MAKES HIM CRY
Anon wants to see Lithuania make Russia cry. I'd rather Liet not be yandere or intentionally try to upset/hurt Russia (more like he just does or says something that he would have expected Russia to be angry about, and is pretty shocked when it actually makes him cry.) What happens after that is entirely up to you.
Bonus: This takes place at a meeting or somewhere else in public.
Bonus: Anon has a fierce love for Russia/America. My first born if you can tie that in somehow.
- RUSSIA/ANYONE, WORLD: KISSES
Okay, I had this extremely hot dream about Russia. The most amazing were his kisses.
What I'd like to see is a fic in which he completely blows another nation's mind with his kissing. No non-con (cause that just wouldn't work), but dub-con is okay.
I don't care much about the pairing, but please no US. (I can only see those two in a truly messed up way)
Ivan must be the dominant one.
Historical references are love. (Consider this a bonus)
No fluff, please.
- RUSSIA, UKRAINE, BELARUS: FAMILY FLUFF
Russia goes off to make Finland one with him, but comes back with bruises, a cold, and his pride shattered into many pieces. Belarus and Ukraine go over to his house to patch him up and restore his confidence.
Belarus/Russia, one-sided or otherwise, is optional, but if you can make it sweet, be my guest.
- DENMARK/NORWAY: ANGRY, VIKING SEX
Anon wants angry!Viking!Sex.
It can be after a battle or something, they're pissed - probably at each other- and it happens.
Bonus points:
- If had never happened before
- If they DO like each other, but will both deny, forever.
- If somehow Norway teases Denmark on purpose and pretends he didn't want it.
- Denmark tops (just felt like specifying 'cause I see lots of fics with Norway topping, and it's just... not my cup of tea at the moment)
- It can be violent.
* FRANCE/SEYCHELLES: FLUFF
I would like to request some France/Seychelles. How France met her and how that led to her eventual independence.
Fluff? I want to see some D'awwww please?
- CANADA/AMERICA/CANADA, OTHER, WORLD: ALL OVER EACH OTHER
Buzzed (or full out drunk) Canada and America, in a semi-public place, all over each other. And then someone else (or more then one someone else) watching this and being so turned on to the point of jacking off.
I have pretty simple tastes.
(Bonus for the twins not minding the watching, or even performing for others, but totally being possessive 'no, mine :E' at the idea of threesomes/sharing. Brats, but hot brats.)
- N. IRELAND: THE TROUBLES
OP wants a Northern Ireland OC. During or talking about the Troubles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles
OP would love it if N.Ire was twins- representing the Nationalist and Unionist sides.
Bonuses~ If you have the Hunger Strikers mentioned.
~ If you have the N.Ires as part of the IRA or UDA respectively
OP will give you her soul if you make the Nationalist side of N.Ire a creepy stalker to the Republic "Please let me unite with you!"
- RUSSIA, AMERICA: ALTERNATE DIMENSION
Russia and America somehow get transported to some alternate dimension and meet their opposites, Soviet!America and Capitalist!Russia.
Madness ensues.
Bonus points if Soviet!America actually wears a Soviet Uniform~
- SPAIN, AMERICA: HIS GLASSES
So we all know that Texas was controlled by Spain for a very long time, so I would like a fic of Spain giving America his glasses.
- ENGLAND/RUSSIA, AMERICA: BITCHING ABOUT AMERICA
This anon would absolutely love to see England bitching about America. Because English people have many long conversations about how Americans are stupid/fat/idiotic/busting the economy/etc.
But please, before you kill this anon, she would also like to point out that the English don't hate Americans! We just love to bitch about them.
So, basically, England insulting America behind his back to some other nation. Not drunk, however funny that would be, because... he'd do it sober. If you can work in a pairing, this anon would love you forever, but it's mainly for the lulz.
Optionally, England/Russia with England not being terrified would be awesome.
- ENGLAND/AMERICA: AMNESIA WITH A TWIST
Alfred gets a head wound and loses his memories... Except for the ones when he was biritsh colonies.
So an America who thinks England's his empire, hates France, and has no clue what even a toaster is!
MEGAKINKBONUS: Alfred uses british terms like 'bloody' or 'bugger'.
GO ANONS, GO!!
- RUSSIA, AMERICA: GENDERBENDER, COLLEGE GIRLS
Alice Jones and Ivana Braginski are university students and belong to rival sorority houses. Alice is popular and friendly (if uncultured and airheaded) while Ivana is intelligent and mysterious (though often seen as creepy and doesn't really get along with anyone) so it's only natural that they'd hate each other. They constantly get in fights and antagonize each other, but after a while they get to know each other and grow fonder and fonder of each other...but their sororities are such fierce rivals that friendship between houses is frowned upon (to say nothing of love) so they have to keep their relationship a secret. So they're nasty to each other in public, but then secretly meet later, even sneaking into each other's sorority houses...
Bonus the first: In their efforts to convince their sorority sisters that they hate each other, one of them goes too far with the insults and really hurts the other.
Bonus the second: Ivana starts tutoring Alice and Alice returns the favor by teaching Ivana how to be ~*~popular~*~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKY0RejvuoQ) Even more bonus if Ivana doesn't bother much with her appearance because she thinks she ugly...and Alice decides that she needs to show Ivana how pretty she really is.
- POLAND/LITHUANIA/POLAND: GENDERBENDER
Lithuania being ganged up on by Poland and his girl counterpart, with normal penetrating from the bottom, fem riding from the top at the same time. Smut please. :D
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: MAID OUTFIT
RussiaxUS, post cold war. Really post. The US has been with Russia for a long time, but isn't fully broken (It'd be boring for Russia if he was) and rebels in little ways, like forgetting to do some of his house duties and such. Russia decides to "help" him get better at it by dressing him in a maid outfit. Sexy times follow.
Bonus: involve a feather duster.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: HE CLEANS UP NICELY
Alfred cleans up really really nice (for a fancy world meeting-dinner/ball thingy) and sweeps poor unsuspecting Arthur off his feet with perfect manners, grammar and general suaveness.
OP!Anon prefers human names, but doesn't care that much.
HUGE bonus if Alfred actually sticks the landing, ie, doesn't turn back into his usual oblivious, crude self at the end of the fic >>
Smut preferred but not required.
- OTHER, CANADA: SHARING BODY HEAT
Canadian Provinces and/or New England state Orgy.
During a blizzard.
- CANADA/AMERICA: BROTHERLY LOVE OR MORE
CanadaXAmerica (you read that right Brotherly love is acceptable but I would like more I don't mind, but I would like the west ward expansion with America and Canada racing each other to Oregon in a friendly competition that escalates into more.
- ESTONIA/OTHER, WORLD: REAL LIFE SEX TOY
PFFFT. This is based off of this story I read online, but had no money to finish reading. .__.
Long request is long.
Human future AU. Eduard is the tech guy at this huge corporation and pretty much gets zero respect. He doesn't have very many friends and his sex life is pretty non-existent. So one night, in drunken loneliness, he creates this life-like sex toy from a website. (Think of the computers from Chobits, but much more organic. So like a cyborg made for having sex). He models the toy after his dream guy, but then deletes the thing and goes to bed.
Or so he thought.
It turns out he accidentally ordered it. So imagine his surprise a month later when there's a human-sized package on his front step. And then he opens it.
And it doesn't look like his dream guy at all.
Apparently, some really rich guy ordered that model, but found a flaw in it, and sent it back, so it was sent to a customer for free, a once-in-a-lifetime deal (-cough- he can't take it back). So he's stuck with this model and gradually grows an attraction to him as I suppose he teaches the model how to be human and all that jazz.
Who the model is, it's up to anon. :3
tldr: Estonia accidentally buys a real-life sex toy from a website and ends up stuck with it.
Bonus 1: Like in Chobits, there's a moment of "Wow, it really feels human" groping, before he realizes exactly what he's doing.
Bonus 2: Estonia's dream guy was Finland. <3
Bonus 3: The toy is Greece, for the lulz. (What? xD He is the number one nation when it comes to sex.)
- WORLD, DENMARK: IF THEY SUDDENLY WOKE UP A NATION
"Instead of being born as a nation one/some/all whichever the author prefers of the nations was/were originally human. One day they just mysteriously woke up being a personification of a nation.
I think I'm sort of going after something about the differences between being a human and a nation. And how would characters react to suddenly becoming a nation/possibly other nations reacting to a human becoming a nation"
Ahaha. This was already requested, but it was kind of an open character thing. I-I'd like to request it specifically for the Nordics (extra extra love if it involves Denmark) though, if that's okay. I-I understand if it's not.
- ENGLAND/OTHER: UST
Something to do with England and Elizabeth I would be simply divine. I don't care if it's porny, fluffy or a flashback, just make there's UST involved! :D
A fill for this would make anon's day. ♥
- ENGLAND, AMERICA, RUSSIA, LITHUANIA, POLAND: DEALING WITH RAPE REALISTICALLY
Could be anyone, though anon has preference for England, U.S., Russia, Liet and Poland as far as characters involved go. I'd like to see a nation helping another deal with the aftermath of rape realistically, and please please please no suddenly-evil-OOC rapists! I know this is a tall order but a long fill would be love. If that's too much, anything will do, I'd just love to see this!! ♥
- SWEDEN/FINLAND/SWEDEN, FRANCE/CANADA/FRANCE, AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: EARLY WAKING
One of them wakes up really early in the morning after a bad dream, craving some intamacy. They start to quietly talk to their other who doesn't respond.
Happy or sad ending.
This anon is partial to SuFin Franada and Joker but wouldn't mind any pairing if other anons wanted.
Multiple fills encouraged
- RUSSIA/LATVIA: PHONESEX
I'd like to request some Russia phoning Latvia up at 2AM for phonesex, with Latvia being completely shocked and Russia being...his usual self.
- DENMARK: FAPPING
Good old right hand.
Bonus if he's fapping over Sweden.
- RUSSIA/LITHUANIA/POLAND, LITHUANIA/RUSSIA/CHINA: THREESOME, MARTIAL ARTS
So, one of Lithuania's hobbies is martial arts. He practices as often as he can, in secret of course. He also still practices his sword drills, despite the usefulness of such skills being long past. But he doesn't like people watching.
However, Russia knows, and watches him in secret. While masturbating, because damn, Lithuania sweaty and warrior-like is sexy. Poland stumbles in on Lithuania on accident and rediscovers his passion for his oh-so-sexy former partner. Russia can't take it anymore and jumps in. Cue sexytimes.
This anon would like Poland to bottom, either with Liet sandwiched or Russia and Liet both penetrating him.
Alternately, it could be Russia/Liet/China in the same situation, if you don't like the threesome with Poland.
In which case, Liet and China practicing together would be such an awesomely sweet bonus... :P And in this manner they express their rivalry for Russia's heart.
Bonus for either: It's Russia that bottoms/gets DP'd instead. Because this meme needs more uke!Russia.
- FRANCE/ENGLAND: VAMPIRE!FRANCIS X WEREWOLF!ENGLAND
- AMERICA AND FAST FOOD
America and his unhealthy consumption of fast food, gross yes?
I'd like to see another nation (perferably Germany or England) coming across a little known website known as thisiswhyyourefat.com (if you ever have checked the site out....it's disgusting truely.)
ITT: America gets the bootcamp treatment when it comes to losing weight and eating healthy
Bonus: America actually complies, only to fall off the wagon and actually EAT some of the travesties shown on the site.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA/RUSSIA: MENDED RELATIONSHIP
Some time after the Cold War Russia and America are sort of back together, but they're both really aware of how tentative their relationship is now and how easy it would be for things to fall apart again. They want to be together, but they're both kind of insecure about how the other feels.
Things turn bad one night when Russia has a night terror. The thing about night terrors is that they're not just a really extreme nightmare; it's also really hard to wake someone up when they're having one, and they tend to thrash around violently too. America hears Russia crying out in his sleep and tries to wake him up...and Russia accidentally hits him while he's not fully awake. Nothing too serious, but maybe he gives America a black eye or a broken nose.
Russia finally does wake up and realizes what he just did. America's shocked and confused, and Russia misunderstands America's reaction and thinks America is angry, or worse, is scared of Russia. Convinced that America will hate him now and that he's just ruined their mended relationship, Russia runs off while America's still confused as fuck. America tries to talk to him later, but Russia avoids him like the plague (thinking America is mad and still too upset to face that.)
Eventually America figures out what's wrong and sets out to fix things and let Russia know that he isn't mad and still loves him.
Bonus: In his haste to leave after the incident, Russia leaves his scarf behind. America tries to give it back, when when Russia avoids him, he wears it himself instead.
- WORLD: ATONEMENT CROSSOVER
Anon cannot remember for the life of her if this was already requested...
Since the beginning of September, anon's new fandom has been Atonement, both the 2007 movie and the novel by Ian McEwan (which she is in the progress of reading).
And in the beginning of the month, anon's friend made a drabble of our OCs, in which the whole drabble reminded me of one of the scenes.
We currently have a joke, giving our OCs roles in this movie (since I made her watch Atonement with me after we found a version on-line).
SOOO.
Finally putting two and two together, anon will get to her point:
Atonement/Hetalia fusion. Cast is up to anon.
BONUS 1: Write the whole movie. Or if you can't make that offer (or if you're lazy like moi), write either the library scene and/or from when Briony came from the wedding to the very VERY ending of the movie.
BONUS 2: Pick any of the pairings below as Robbie/Cecilia (Paul Marshall/Lola is up to anon)
BONUS 3: Somehow KEEP CONNECTIONS SOLID. For example, if you're gonna do say, Russia/Lithuania as Robbie/Cecilia, make Briony Latvia and Leon Estonia, and such. Also, if your Hetalia character choice's personalities are similar to the Atonement cast while keeping relations INTACT (which I try to do and typically fail), anon will offer her soul.
BONUS 4: If you do the first bonus and write the final FINAL scene and make it to sad and cute and manage to make me cry, anon WILL give a gift basket with chocolate, Internets, her children and her soul. ♥
List of pairings from Bonus 2: USxUK, America/Canada, France/Canada, SuFin, Sealand/Latvia and Austria/Hungary.
< /long request >
- ENGLAND/SEALAND: DESCRIPTIVE AND LULZY
So, I think I remember coming across a request for England catching Sealand reading the kink meme or something like that. SO, that gave birth to my request:
Sealand reads an incredibly kinky UKxSealand fic, then goes bouncing after a horrified, do-not-want!Arthur asking for him to re-enact said fic. The more descriptive and lulzy his suggestions, the better. X'D How it ends is up to y'all.
- AMERICA, OTHER: REVOLUTIONARY WAR
alfred during the revolutionary war through the POV's of various human figures. can be well-known people or nameless civilians/soldiers, and the writeranon can use people on the english/loyalist side too :D got the idea from an amazing fic called good afternoon, mr. adams (found on ff.net).
multiple fills would make this slightly greedy anon keel over in joy. omnomnom.
BONUUUS: one of the important war figures (washington, franklin, jefferson, etc) meeting alfred in the beginning of the war and then at the end again.
BONUUUSTWO: a group of people discussing alfred.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND, OTHER: HE'S TURNED INTO A CAT
The long dead Native America-tan notices that Alfred has been lonely lately so she, through some magical means, gets him a kitten (or, if anon prefers, a bunny). Only it’s really England but America doesn’t know that and happily takes the little kitty in. Kitty!England learns a few new things during his stay, namely that America only fights with him because he loves him and is unable to express it properly thus forcing him to resort to metaphorically pulling England’s pigtails. What England does with this info is up to anon. Sex when England is back to normal is optional but appreciated, though if anon chooses to include it, I’d like it if America topped, please.
Bonus is America ends up naming the cat Olivia or something girly before taking it to the vet (for flee shots or something) and is told that his girl cat’s a boy forcing him to decide whether to change its name or keep the original female one.
Double bonus if Tony knows it's England and tries to tell America (because he hates England and doesn't like all the attention he's getting as a cat from America) but matchmaker!Native America-tan somehow makes it impossible for him to do so either through magic or intervening every time he tries to (because even though she doesn't really like England either, she still loves America and America loves England).
Extra bonus if America at some points has a nightmare (or has them nightly) and wakes up crying and England allows himself to be cuddled and cried on.
- RUSSIA/AFGHANISTAN/AMERICA: TEARJERKER
Based on this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_in_Afghanistan
Op wants a angsty tearjerker fic between the three.
Bonus: After Afghanistan accepts help from America s/he catches America having hate sex with Russia. This leads to Afghanistan's mistrust of America for many years in the future.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA, WORLD: FIFTH ELEMENT-ESQUE SCENE
Anon wants a Hetalia-ized version of the scene in The Fifth Element where Bruce Willis tries to kiss Milla Jovovich while she's unconscious, only to get a gun pressed to his head. Pairing of your choice but anon is partial to Russia/America
- ESTONIA/ANYONE, WORLD:
"Smash my laptop and I'll smash your face."
Cracky, angsty, serious, smutty, setting, Other person, I do not care, I just want.
Bonus: It's Russia he's saying that to.
- AUSTRIA/LIECHTENSTEIN
Bonus: Switzerland rages like he has never raged before.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: TIME TRAVEL FAIL
Anon knows this is not logically possible, but would like to see England magically bringing baby!America to the future. Baby!America makes adult!America jealous (*coughcockblockcough*) because he's very possessive of England. England is more than happy to lavish affection on baby!America. How it all resolves is up to writer!anon!
Crack is preferred. Eventual smut optional, as always (no shota stuff on this one, though please!)
- S. KOREA/CANADA: G20 OR ANYTHING, REALLY
Korea/Canada. Possibly about hosting the G20, but just anything of this pairing please?
- ANYONE/ENGLAND/ANYONE, WORLD: GENDERBENDER, FEMPREG
kindof detailed request, i'm sorry anon
(preferrably fem!)england has just given birth, but who exactly is the father?
bonus 1: there are multiple candidates
bonus 2: if Us, France and Canada somehow get in the list
**BROWNIE POINTS** : if everyone thinks it's Alfred's until Kumajirou shows up and calls it a 'Who?'
<3
recaptcha: 4th wrangle, captcha wants drama
- GREECE/JAPAN: LIGHT SMUT, THEY FAIL TO STUDY
So, a while ago, this anon was browsing through a forum and stumbled across a picture of Gakuen!Greece/Japan, with Kiku saying "No, Heracles, we have to study..."
Really, how much more explanation do I need? Greece/Japan, Gakuen, human names, they attempt to study and it ends in sex. Anon would prefer light smut over hard-core porn, but if anon really wants it...
Bonus: Someone walks in on them.
So, writer!anons. You gonna make my dreams come true?
- PRUSSIA/VENEZIANO: AU
Oh My god how did we get 4 new pages
Prussia/Italy, AU
Prussia is a self proclaimed paparazzo with a super popular blog, where he's known for his opinions, adorable cockiness, and most importantly, all the great pictures he takes.
Unfortunately, his funds are beginning to run low, and he's too awesome to rely on his Accountant brother Ludwig, right?
So when Don Romulus Vargas, a rich tycoon with "alleged" ties to the Mafia comes into town, he decides to make a quick buck by getting photos and information of the elusive Vargas family.
And as a result, he ends up becoming infatuated with the young, adorable, and naive Feliciano.
The only things I require are some lulzy attempts to win Feli's heart, and Protective! Romano not wanting his brother to be the center of media attention. Other than that, this is putty in your hands.
Bonuses:
-There is either Ludwig-> Feli or Lovino->Feli.
-Gilbert manages to sneak Feliciano out a couple of times so that he can take him around town or have dinner with the German Bros.
-Nonno Rome is aware of the whole thing, but pretends to be unaware much to Lovino's dismay, because he doesn't actually mind.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: ROLEPLAY AND NON-CON
Russia/America, wet dreams, roleplay, non-con.
America has a dream where he is Superman!
Unfortunately, Russia as Lex Luthor shows up with Kryptonite, and things take a turn for the worse. Or better, depending on your opinions on buttsex.
- MONGOLIA/AUSTRIA/HUNGARY: THREESOME
Mongolia/Austria/Hungary.
Mongolia becomes smitten with Austria, but Hungary's usual love of man-on-man lovin' doesn't kick in here, seeing she's got a bad history with the Razin' Asian.
So they decide to settle this like gentlemen (and ladies, and ladies who dress like gentlemen) and have a contest to see who can make love to Austria the most efficiently, which descends into a straight-up threesome.
- DENMARK/SWEDEN: BASED ON THE DOUJIN...
DenmarkxSweden (in that order) based on the doujin "Stockholm Syndrome"
(in case anon hasn't read it, the kink is basically this: a sexually frustrated Sweden is denied sex by virgin!Finland and goes to jack off by himself in the bathroom; Sweden ends up fantasizing about Denmark doing him and even goes so far as to dig his own nails into the scars on his back that Denmark gave him~)
Anon will weep tears of joy if this is filled (and no this is not an excuse just to see uke!Sweden). ;___;
- ENGLAND/AMERICA, SPAIN/ROMANO: VAMPIRE!AU
England/America and Spain/Romano
Vampire!AU with Angsty Romance
Vamp!Arthur finds and adopts little!Alfred and takes care of him. Watching him grow up he begins to have more than brotherly love feelings towards Alfred but at the same time, lusting for his blood. To deal with his bloodthirst, Vamp!Arthur leaves Alfred for some time to satify his hunger. Same goes for Vamp!Antonio to Romano, except Vamp!Antonio eats tomatoes instead.
Its up to Anon!Writer how Alfred finds out about Arthur being a vampire. After Alfred knows about Arthur's secret they have sex and they both become "addicted" to each other. As for Vamp!Antonio, Romano gets a small cut (either on one of his fingers or hands) Vamp!Antonio loses control and completley dominates Romano.
Bonus #1: Have Vamp!Francis compare both either Alfred's or Romano's blood like wine.
Bonus #2: Smut. Lots of it with England and Spain topping of course!
Bonus #3: Matthew appears as the long, lost brother of Alfred into the story. He finds out about Arthur and tries to intervene with a town mob.
Bonus #4: Slight Matthew/Vamp!Francis
Bonus #5: Reason Vamp!Spain loses control is because Romano's blood smells and tastes like tomatoes.
Bonus #6: How the story will end is completely up to Anon!Writer,
- FRANCE/GERMANY/FRANCE: GETTING TOGETHER
France/Germany/France. The actually getting together part.
They're the EU's little husband/wife these days, but I imagine that their history together (not just Nazi Germany, although that was certainly horrible enough- France and the Germanic States have had complicated relations going back to the HRE) and the presence of, oh, Prussia and Northern Italy, say, probably would make that getting together... aiyah, to quote China. 'A rough road'.
But I'd like to see that: Germany being tsun and awkward and France somewhat uncomfortable and charming, and all of that. Please, anon, if you have a chance. <3's.
- WORLD: SCARS
Any pairing -- mapping scars. Funny, angsty, bitter-sweet, doesn't matter as long as the scars make historical sense and there's at least a bit of sexiness.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: TAKING CARE OF BABY!ENGLAND
OK, so Brittania Angel tries to turn America back into the super adorable baby he was, only to have the magic backfire and turn England in to his baby self.
Poor thing should not remember being older, but when he finds himself surrounded by a bunch of grown up nations ( a G-20 summit?), some of whom used to bully him as children, little! England should be quite scared and upset. Cue America, who is late to the meeting or something. America never saw England as a baby, and so doesn't recognize him. America's first reaction is basically "...HOW ADORABLE! I'm taking care of this baby! No one else is allowed to have him." Baby!England takes an immediate liking to America.
At some point it should be revealed that America liked the baby because he reminded America of England.
England gets back to normal after a some time ( author's choice how long) and finds out from the other nations how well America took care of him. This can end in romance or it can be Gen, I just want their relationship to improve after.
Notes
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- FINLAND/SWEDEN: PROTECTING SWEDEN
Finland finally showing what he is truly capable of by protecting and fighting for a wounded Sweden. Bonus points if it's against someone he would normally be terrified of. ...Like Russia.
- ISRAEL: SONG OF SONGS
Israel and the Song of Songs (Song of Solomon). Because it's pretty much the most epic love poetry ever, from God to Israel.
Please do not have Israel actually talking to / interacting with God.
- SPAIN/PUERTO RICO: BREAKING AND DEGRADING HIM
Conquistador!Spain/Puerto Rico.
It took Spain seven years to conquer, destroy and enslave the Taino Indians of Boriken.
Conquistador!Spain basically breaking and degrading Puerto Rico for all his (OP wants PR to be a guy.) worth.
Make this hurt, anon. Make this hurt.
- JAPAN: HE'S GOTTEN A BIT TOO OLD FOR THIS...
...the freeze is over? It's already Sept. 26 over here and other anons are already posting. Here goes~
Japan is suddenly given a ninja mission after such a long time and while carrying it out, he realizes he's sorta too old for ninja missions.
CRACK PLZ. :D
- WORLD: THE JOYS OF BEING A FATHER
The joys of being a father; No sexual romance, just fluff and all that filial love drama of our favorite daddy!nations for their kids/charges.
Anon welcomes the Am-Can-Fr-UK family, the East Asians, Spain-Romano or even Turkey-Greece, anyone! Just make it happen.
- WORLD, OTHER: MEETING THEIR SEIYUU
Another fourth wall breakage over here...
The seiyuu meet the nation-tans they voice for.
- WORLD: DRUNKEN!NATIONS PARTY
Drunken!Nations party!
B: Austria + "BIIRU IPPAI"
B2: Russia + "BAI BAI DE PUU!"
- SCOTLAND/FRANCE: THE AULD ALLIANCE
Scotland/France; The Auld Alliance. Two old friends once united by their hatred of England reminisce about the good old times. As the drink flows, things get sentimental...
Bonus if the Battle of Neville's Cross/Crecy comes up (when France appealed to ally Scotland to help them against an English invasion, and Scotland marched 12,000 men to apparently help even though it was clearly too late only to be defeated themselves), and it leads to sex.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auld_Alliance
- GREECE/S. KOREA: DOESN'T HAVE TO HAVE ROMANCE
I would love to read a fic with these two interacting. There doesn't necessarily have to be any romance (although I wouldn't complain if there was~), but glimpses of serious!Korea and/or silly!Greece would make this anon very happy. Please make my dream come true!
- WORLD: MAMA MIA CROSSOVER
Mama Mia, APH Style
Greece's house. Nordics are the stars. The rest is up to you, anon!
- GREECE/JAPAN/GREECE: HE HAS TO ADMIT IT FIRST
Simply fails for adding more Giripan reqs
Greece abstains fro sex until Japan gets the guts to verbally admit he loves him. Japan nearly goes crazy. Or something~
- SWEDEN/FINLAND, SWEDEN/SEALAND: CONSENSUAL SHOTA
Sweden/Finland, Sweden/Sealand
Frustrated to breaking point over his (lack of) relationship with Tino, Berwald is appauled to find respite in the affections of his overly amorous (and innocent) son...
Bonus for reluctance only on the part of Sweden. Consensual shota, please!
- WORLD: JAPANESE GAME SHOW
Nations in a Japanese game show.
Go for old school i.e. Takeshi's Castle, I don't mind! :D
CRACK PLZ.
- GREECE/JAPAN: THE GREAT RIFT
According to geological findings, each year the islands of Greece are sinking deeper into the sea… and will one day disappear.
Anon would like Greece + Japan
Where Greece has been hiding the fact that he is dying and won’t be around for as long as Japan will be.
Bonus: Recent seismic activity along the Hellenic Arc speeds up the process.
Extra Bonus: No established relationship- Japan realises that life is short, and there is no more time to be in denial about the relationship that’s been in front of him for a while now.
- WORLD: CROSSOVERS
We need more crossovers and fusions, Anons!
Manga, anime, comics, novels, movies, TV shows, Games- anything goes.
Examples : Sailor Moon, Code Geass, Star Wars, Star Trek...
- WORLD: (UN)CIRCUMSIZED
Circumsized and uncircumsized nations and their qualms (or lack of) on the practice. Make it cracky please.
- WORLD: FIT THE FOLLOWING INTO A SITUATION
Fit the following into a situation, coming from an usually quiet/sweet/shy nation. It's not supposed to make alot of sense because it was written by a kindergardener:
Nation A: I LIKE [nation B] HE IS MY FRIEND! I LIKE YOU [points to another nation] AND HIM! HE LIKES ME! AND I LIKE HIM!
-HE LIKES YOUUUUUUIHOP!
Nation B: H-hey man...I-[shove!]
Nation A: I LIKE HIS AUTOGRAPH! IT IS A NICE PICTURE OF HIM! HE! IS! NIIIIIICE!
*pantpant*
Bonus: Japan says all this
* AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
I want a Civil War fic that's a bit different. Alfred has only taken the field as a Medic, he hasn't fired a shot in the war yet. So after some battle while Alfred is patching up some poor soul, the Confederacy comes up and asks why he hasn't taken the more traditional role of a nation during wartime: a soldier, like the Confederacy and the State-tans have. Alfred's response is that unlike other nations, America doesn't take up arms against it's own people.
- GREECE/JAPAN: CATS
Greece/Japan
Cats crawling on them while they're trying to have sex :3
- ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER, PEGGING
Because fem!England would be nothing if not versatile in dominating her male rivals.
Not too fussed about the partner in this (but leans towards Spain, Prussia, France).
Bonus points for:
- Historical relevance
- If 'bottoming' nation is someone very masculine
- If strap-on/dildo is substituted for a less conventional tool. i.e A Sword hilt or similar
Please fulfill my dreams anon!
- FRANCE, WORLD: WHO'S THE BEST IN BED?
Whilst getting pissed after a meeting, the nations somehow get into a "I'm the best in bed" debate. Francis - in a moment of pure brilliance (in his own mind, at least) - makes a written agreement for all the countries who wish to compete in a sex-athon to sign - with him as the judge (aka, he'll be the one they sleep with). Many do.
When they wake in the morning (with hangovers), Francis thrusts the paper in all their faces and starts handing out cards with his planned visits that includes times, places and extra information slots for each nation to fill in (like if they want him to come dressed in something kinky or if they want him to bring something special).
His rules are as followed:
1) It may be any type of sexual activity, so long as he bottoms (gotta keep the scoring consistent in some way, after all).
2) You may participate in a group no larger than two. (Example: Tino and Berwald join up and Tino watches and talks dirty whilst Sweden does all the 'hard work')
3) You only get one chance to prove your worth.
4) No, you can't get out of it. As you can see, this is a binding, legal document.
Francis takes this all veeeery seriously, going as far as to write each nation's pros and cons in a little notebook he carries around with him.
I'd like to see Francis participating in two of these rounds and comparing them to the others he's already completed. My only nit-picking would be I don't want either to focus on America, Spain (actually, I'd prefer if Spain and Veneziano weren't in there at all), or Prussia. OR we get a look into his notebook (he has very detailed notes).
Bonus 1: There would be many nations - if not all of them - trying to get out of it or not remembering signing it (or both).
Bonus 2: Yao doesn't want to take his chances for being announced as the winner, so he ties Francis' hands and rides him (as in, he bottoms from the top), thus getting himself disqualified whilst having fun. Francis still takes notes though and admires how flexible Yao is.
Bonus 2.a: The only reason Yao sees this as a viable option is because Francis is pushy and threatens him.
Bonus 3: Francis claims there is no winner (but his preferences lie with Arthur), because he doesn't want to start a war or kill off any agreements/treaties he has with any of the other nations.
Bonus 4: His entire notebook has little tidbits that point towards his fondness for Arthur.
As a side note, OP has a soft spot for crossdressing.
- AMERICA/BELARUS: THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE...
She wakes up one day after a long night with a lot of alcohol.
But she's not in her house.
She's in America's house.
In America's room.
In America's bed.
Right next to America.
For once, its Belarus that is freaking out
- AMERICA/LITHUANIA, OTHER: THE NANNY
Set during the “Lithuania’s Outsourcing Series,” Lithuania acting as nanny for America’s children states. And, in the vein of cheesy chic lit and romantic comedies, America falls for his kids’ babysitter and/or the kids actively try to set him and Liet up together.
Bonus A: Some of the older kids (that is, the 13 original colonies) get put ‘in charge’ under Liet while Alfred’s gone, pissing off the younger states who used to be independent once-upon-a-history (i.e., Texas and Vermont) Alternatively, said once-independent states are put in charge, annoying the original 13. Hilarity ensues.
Bonus B: The kids drag some of their cousins, the Canadian provinces, over to play. When Uncle Mattie comes to fetch them, the kids rope him into helping with their “Operation Get-Dad-and-Liet Together” plot. More hilarity ensues.
Bonus C: Former lovers on either or both sides of the intended couple - like England, Poland and/or Russia - show up in an attempt to win back their respective beaus, messing with the kids’ carefully-crafted schemes. Even more hilarity ensues. NOTE: If psycho!Russia makes an appearance for this, please make it lulzy, like in the comics, not angsty.
Bonus D: The baby/toddler/preschooler states start calling Liet “Mama.” D’aws ensue.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: THE SHITTIEST DAY IMAGINABLE
So, America’s a pretty cheerful person who doesn’t really let the little things get him down right? Well what I want is for America to have the shittiest day imaginable, where pretty much everything non-catastrophic that can happen does.
Seriously, everything, from waking up late due to a late night and hitting the snooze button too many times, to falling or stepping on his glasses first thing in the morning, to finding out his hubcaps got stolen or something forcing him to take the train where he sits in fresh gum and gets puked on by the crying baby in front of him, to getting pooped on by a bird and tripping on his own shoelaces and forgetting important papers that he’s unable to go back and get. Everything, anything, whatever anon wants to do really. Just make it so shitty that by the time he gets to the world meeting, late possibly because of a flight delay or something, he’s pretty much so frustrated and miserable that he’s nearly crying.
One of the other nations (or perhaps more than one) nagging at him for being late/unreliable/messy or dirty until he finally snaps - getting really angry and yelling at the person and saying something like “Alright! I get it! I’m stupid, obnoxious, loud, and irritating! I know, and normally I’m fine with you telling me so, but not today, so can you just shut up and fucking leave me alone already?” - would be awesome too.
Bonus: If someone finally asks if he’s alright and he starts crying -sobbing- and says something along the lines of, “I wanna go home.”
Bonus 2: If the person who asks is someone unexpected, like Ukraine or Liechtenstein or S. Korea.
It can end however anon pleases, but if anon wants to end it with some comfort sex, I must ask that it be USxUK.
- SPAIN/ROMANO: MPREG
It suddenly occurred to me that there's mpreg written for almost everybody except for...Spain? (I think there is one for Fem!Spain but that's fem.) Anon would really love to see a story that includes the following:
- Spain is incredibly happy about having a child, to the point of being annoying.
- He forces the Bad Friends Trio to go maternity clothes/baby supplies shopping with him.
- He can't remember who he slept with, but in his usual obliviousness doesn't even seem to care, causing the father to eventually reveal himself out of possessiveness. (Pairing is up to the author, I DO have a soft spot for Spain/S.Italy so I would like to see the father being Romano.)
- AMERICA/RUSSIA: GENDERBENDER
It's 1964 and America has been too busy with her protesting to visit Russia. So, Russia decides to visit her and walks in on her; while, she's in the middle of burning her bra.
- CANADA, AMERICA: STRANGE BREW CROSSOVER
Hetalia + Strange Brew.
Matthew and Alfred have an epic adventure to get some free beer. Bonus if one of their brilliant schemes involves putting a mouse in a bottle of beer.
- LITHUANIA/BELARUS: OOC REQUEST
Make Lithuania scaring shit of Belarus, by constantly stalking her and demanding over and over "Let's go on datedatedatedatedate...." xDDDD
BONUS: They both get stuck in elevator and perhaps ra...-I MEAN SMUT plz? ;)
- SCOTLAND/CANADA: GENDERBENDER, FEM!CANADA
Too oft ignored and forgotten nations spending time together.
Scotland takes Canada hiking in the highlands, and they have to share a tent.
Anon is open to just simple cuteness or more!
- OTHER, AMERICA: INGLORIOUS BASTERDS CROSSOVER
Colonel Hans Landa (Inglorious Bastards), America, Nantucket. YOU KNOW YOU THOUGHT OF IT WHEN YOU WATCHED THE MOVIE.
- AMERICA, WORLD: HE WANTS TO OPEN A RESTUARANT
America has a brilliant idea. Revive the economy by opening up a restuarant! Confident in his own managing capabilities he invites the rest of the nations to work with him for the benifit of the world! Becuase he's a hero!
But Chef!France and Chef!China can't seem to cook anything without blowing up the kitchen. Bartender!England keeps drinking his stock. The waitresses!(Most-the-female-Nation) are cute but maybe making Belarus one wasn't such a good idea...
Then there's the dishwashers, and the greeter, and the washcrew, and the maintence crew, and the chefs' underlings...
This may be harder than America thought it'd be.
- WORLD: STAR WARS CROSSOVER
STAR WARS AU. Sith!Axis vs Jedi!Allies.
Bonus points for:
- America being England’s former Padawan, Canada being France’s, ect.
- Japan being China’s former Padawan turned Sith
- Russia secretly being a Sith ala Palpatine
- SEALAND, ENGLAND: BONDING
So, a citizen gets suspicious over Sealand living with Sweden and Finland, he's forced back with England, they bond.
- CANADA, WORLD: SPIES
So this anon was returning home and was listening to NPR when I heard something about Canada having lots of foreign spies. Even more than America has. So I would like to see something where the nations are spying on our lovely little Canada. <3
Even America is spying on Canada.
Here is the book that talks about the spies. :)
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/09/17/spies-in-canada.html
- LITHUANIA, RUSSIA: HE MAKES HIM CRY
Anon wants to see Lithuania make Russia cry. I'd rather Liet not be yandere or intentionally try to upset/hurt Russia (more like he just does or says something that he would have expected Russia to be angry about, and is pretty shocked when it actually makes him cry.) What happens after that is entirely up to you.
Bonus: This takes place at a meeting or somewhere else in public.
Bonus: Anon has a fierce love for Russia/America. My first born if you can tie that in somehow.
- RUSSIA/ANYONE, WORLD: KISSES
Okay, I had this extremely hot dream about Russia. The most amazing were his kisses.
What I'd like to see is a fic in which he completely blows another nation's mind with his kissing. No non-con (cause that just wouldn't work), but dub-con is okay.
I don't care much about the pairing, but please no US. (I can only see those two in a truly messed up way)
Ivan must be the dominant one.
Historical references are love. (Consider this a bonus)
No fluff, please.
- RUSSIA, UKRAINE, BELARUS: FAMILY FLUFF
Russia goes off to make Finland one with him, but comes back with bruises, a cold, and his pride shattered into many pieces. Belarus and Ukraine go over to his house to patch him up and restore his confidence.
Belarus/Russia, one-sided or otherwise, is optional, but if you can make it sweet, be my guest.
- DENMARK/NORWAY: ANGRY, VIKING SEX
Anon wants angry!Viking!Sex.
It can be after a battle or something, they're pissed - probably at each other- and it happens.
Bonus points:
- If had never happened before
- If they DO like each other, but will both deny, forever.
- If somehow Norway teases Denmark on purpose and pretends he didn't want it.
- Denmark tops (just felt like specifying 'cause I see lots of fics with Norway topping, and it's just... not my cup of tea at the moment)
- It can be violent.
* FRANCE/SEYCHELLES: FLUFF
I would like to request some France/Seychelles. How France met her and how that led to her eventual independence.
Fluff? I want to see some D'awwww please?
- CANADA/AMERICA/CANADA, OTHER, WORLD: ALL OVER EACH OTHER
Buzzed (or full out drunk) Canada and America, in a semi-public place, all over each other. And then someone else (or more then one someone else) watching this and being so turned on to the point of jacking off.
I have pretty simple tastes.
(Bonus for the twins not minding the watching, or even performing for others, but totally being possessive 'no, mine :E' at the idea of threesomes/sharing. Brats, but hot brats.)
- N. IRELAND: THE TROUBLES
OP wants a Northern Ireland OC. During or talking about the Troubles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles
OP would love it if N.Ire was twins- representing the Nationalist and Unionist sides.
Bonuses~ If you have the Hunger Strikers mentioned.
~ If you have the N.Ires as part of the IRA or UDA respectively
OP will give you her soul if you make the Nationalist side of N.Ire a creepy stalker to the Republic "Please let me unite with you!"
- RUSSIA, AMERICA: ALTERNATE DIMENSION
Russia and America somehow get transported to some alternate dimension and meet their opposites, Soviet!America and Capitalist!Russia.
Madness ensues.
Bonus points if Soviet!America actually wears a Soviet Uniform~
- SPAIN, AMERICA: HIS GLASSES
So we all know that Texas was controlled by Spain for a very long time, so I would like a fic of Spain giving America his glasses.
- ENGLAND/RUSSIA, AMERICA: BITCHING ABOUT AMERICA
This anon would absolutely love to see England bitching about America. Because English people have many long conversations about how Americans are stupid/fat/idiotic/busting the economy/etc.
But please, before you kill this anon, she would also like to point out that the English don't hate Americans! We just love to bitch about them.
So, basically, England insulting America behind his back to some other nation. Not drunk, however funny that would be, because... he'd do it sober. If you can work in a pairing, this anon would love you forever, but it's mainly for the lulz.
Optionally, England/Russia with England not being terrified would be awesome.
- ENGLAND/AMERICA: AMNESIA WITH A TWIST
Alfred gets a head wound and loses his memories... Except for the ones when he was biritsh colonies.
So an America who thinks England's his empire, hates France, and has no clue what even a toaster is!
MEGAKINKBONUS: Alfred uses british terms like 'bloody' or 'bugger'.
GO ANONS, GO!!
- RUSSIA, AMERICA: GENDERBENDER, COLLEGE GIRLS
Alice Jones and Ivana Braginski are university students and belong to rival sorority houses. Alice is popular and friendly (if uncultured and airheaded) while Ivana is intelligent and mysterious (though often seen as creepy and doesn't really get along with anyone) so it's only natural that they'd hate each other. They constantly get in fights and antagonize each other, but after a while they get to know each other and grow fonder and fonder of each other...but their sororities are such fierce rivals that friendship between houses is frowned upon (to say nothing of love) so they have to keep their relationship a secret. So they're nasty to each other in public, but then secretly meet later, even sneaking into each other's sorority houses...
Bonus the first: In their efforts to convince their sorority sisters that they hate each other, one of them goes too far with the insults and really hurts the other.
Bonus the second: Ivana starts tutoring Alice and Alice returns the favor by teaching Ivana how to be ~*~popular~*~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKY0RejvuoQ) Even more bonus if Ivana doesn't bother much with her appearance because she thinks she ugly...and Alice decides that she needs to show Ivana how pretty she really is.
- POLAND/LITHUANIA/POLAND: GENDERBENDER
Lithuania being ganged up on by Poland and his girl counterpart, with normal penetrating from the bottom, fem riding from the top at the same time. Smut please. :D
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: MAID OUTFIT
RussiaxUS, post cold war. Really post. The US has been with Russia for a long time, but isn't fully broken (It'd be boring for Russia if he was) and rebels in little ways, like forgetting to do some of his house duties and such. Russia decides to "help" him get better at it by dressing him in a maid outfit. Sexy times follow.
Bonus: involve a feather duster.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: HE CLEANS UP NICELY
Alfred cleans up really really nice (for a fancy world meeting-dinner/ball thingy) and sweeps poor unsuspecting Arthur off his feet with perfect manners, grammar and general suaveness.
OP!Anon prefers human names, but doesn't care that much.
HUGE bonus if Alfred actually sticks the landing, ie, doesn't turn back into his usual oblivious, crude self at the end of the fic >>
Smut preferred but not required.
- OTHER, CANADA: SHARING BODY HEAT
Canadian Provinces and/or New England state Orgy.
During a blizzard.
- CANADA/AMERICA: BROTHERLY LOVE OR MORE
CanadaXAmerica (you read that right Brotherly love is acceptable but I would like more I don't mind, but I would like the west ward expansion with America and Canada racing each other to Oregon in a friendly competition that escalates into more.
- ESTONIA/OTHER, WORLD: REAL LIFE SEX TOY
PFFFT. This is based off of this story I read online, but had no money to finish reading. .__.
Long request is long.
Human future AU. Eduard is the tech guy at this huge corporation and pretty much gets zero respect. He doesn't have very many friends and his sex life is pretty non-existent. So one night, in drunken loneliness, he creates this life-like sex toy from a website. (Think of the computers from Chobits, but much more organic. So like a cyborg made for having sex). He models the toy after his dream guy, but then deletes the thing and goes to bed.
Or so he thought.
It turns out he accidentally ordered it. So imagine his surprise a month later when there's a human-sized package on his front step. And then he opens it.
And it doesn't look like his dream guy at all.
Apparently, some really rich guy ordered that model, but found a flaw in it, and sent it back, so it was sent to a customer for free, a once-in-a-lifetime deal (-cough- he can't take it back). So he's stuck with this model and gradually grows an attraction to him as I suppose he teaches the model how to be human and all that jazz.
Who the model is, it's up to anon. :3
tldr: Estonia accidentally buys a real-life sex toy from a website and ends up stuck with it.
Bonus 1: Like in Chobits, there's a moment of "Wow, it really feels human" groping, before he realizes exactly what he's doing.
Bonus 2: Estonia's dream guy was Finland. <3
Bonus 3: The toy is Greece, for the lulz. (What? xD He is the number one nation when it comes to sex.)
- WORLD, DENMARK: IF THEY SUDDENLY WOKE UP A NATION
"Instead of being born as a nation one/some/all whichever the author prefers of the nations was/were originally human. One day they just mysteriously woke up being a personification of a nation.
I think I'm sort of going after something about the differences between being a human and a nation. And how would characters react to suddenly becoming a nation/possibly other nations reacting to a human becoming a nation"
Ahaha. This was already requested, but it was kind of an open character thing. I-I'd like to request it specifically for the Nordics (extra extra love if it involves Denmark) though, if that's okay. I-I understand if it's not.
- ENGLAND/OTHER: UST
Something to do with England and Elizabeth I would be simply divine. I don't care if it's porny, fluffy or a flashback, just make there's UST involved! :D
A fill for this would make anon's day. ♥
- ENGLAND, AMERICA, RUSSIA, LITHUANIA, POLAND: DEALING WITH RAPE REALISTICALLY
Could be anyone, though anon has preference for England, U.S., Russia, Liet and Poland as far as characters involved go. I'd like to see a nation helping another deal with the aftermath of rape realistically, and please please please no suddenly-evil-OOC rapists! I know this is a tall order but a long fill would be love. If that's too much, anything will do, I'd just love to see this!! ♥
- SWEDEN/FINLAND/SWEDEN, FRANCE/CANADA/FRANCE, AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: EARLY WAKING
One of them wakes up really early in the morning after a bad dream, craving some intamacy. They start to quietly talk to their other who doesn't respond.
Happy or sad ending.
This anon is partial to SuFin Franada and Joker but wouldn't mind any pairing if other anons wanted.
Multiple fills encouraged
- RUSSIA/LATVIA: PHONESEX
I'd like to request some Russia phoning Latvia up at 2AM for phonesex, with Latvia being completely shocked and Russia being...his usual self.
- DENMARK: FAPPING
Good old right hand.
Bonus if he's fapping over Sweden.
- RUSSIA/LITHUANIA/POLAND, LITHUANIA/RUSSIA/CHINA: THREESOME, MARTIAL ARTS
So, one of Lithuania's hobbies is martial arts. He practices as often as he can, in secret of course. He also still practices his sword drills, despite the usefulness of such skills being long past. But he doesn't like people watching.
However, Russia knows, and watches him in secret. While masturbating, because damn, Lithuania sweaty and warrior-like is sexy. Poland stumbles in on Lithuania on accident and rediscovers his passion for his oh-so-sexy former partner. Russia can't take it anymore and jumps in. Cue sexytimes.
This anon would like Poland to bottom, either with Liet sandwiched or Russia and Liet both penetrating him.
Alternately, it could be Russia/Liet/China in the same situation, if you don't like the threesome with Poland.
In which case, Liet and China practicing together would be such an awesomely sweet bonus... :P And in this manner they express their rivalry for Russia's heart.
Bonus for either: It's Russia that bottoms/gets DP'd instead. Because this meme needs more uke!Russia.
- FRANCE/ENGLAND: VAMPIRE!FRANCIS X WEREWOLF!ENGLAND
- AMERICA AND FAST FOOD
America and his unhealthy consumption of fast food, gross yes?
I'd like to see another nation (perferably Germany or England) coming across a little known website known as thisiswhyyourefat.com (if you ever have checked the site out....it's disgusting truely.)
ITT: America gets the bootcamp treatment when it comes to losing weight and eating healthy
Bonus: America actually complies, only to fall off the wagon and actually EAT some of the travesties shown on the site.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA/RUSSIA: MENDED RELATIONSHIP
Some time after the Cold War Russia and America are sort of back together, but they're both really aware of how tentative their relationship is now and how easy it would be for things to fall apart again. They want to be together, but they're both kind of insecure about how the other feels.
Things turn bad one night when Russia has a night terror. The thing about night terrors is that they're not just a really extreme nightmare; it's also really hard to wake someone up when they're having one, and they tend to thrash around violently too. America hears Russia crying out in his sleep and tries to wake him up...and Russia accidentally hits him while he's not fully awake. Nothing too serious, but maybe he gives America a black eye or a broken nose.
Russia finally does wake up and realizes what he just did. America's shocked and confused, and Russia misunderstands America's reaction and thinks America is angry, or worse, is scared of Russia. Convinced that America will hate him now and that he's just ruined their mended relationship, Russia runs off while America's still confused as fuck. America tries to talk to him later, but Russia avoids him like the plague (thinking America is mad and still too upset to face that.)
Eventually America figures out what's wrong and sets out to fix things and let Russia know that he isn't mad and still loves him.
Bonus: In his haste to leave after the incident, Russia leaves his scarf behind. America tries to give it back, when when Russia avoids him, he wears it himself instead.
- WORLD: ATONEMENT CROSSOVER
Anon cannot remember for the life of her if this was already requested...
Since the beginning of September, anon's new fandom has been Atonement, both the 2007 movie and the novel by Ian McEwan (which she is in the progress of reading).
And in the beginning of the month, anon's friend made a drabble of our OCs, in which the whole drabble reminded me of one of the scenes.
We currently have a joke, giving our OCs roles in this movie (since I made her watch Atonement with me after we found a version on-line).
SOOO.
Finally putting two and two together, anon will get to her point:
Atonement/Hetalia fusion. Cast is up to anon.
BONUS 1: Write the whole movie. Or if you can't make that offer (or if you're lazy like moi), write either the library scene and/or from when Briony came from the wedding to the very VERY ending of the movie.
BONUS 2: Pick any of the pairings below as Robbie/Cecilia (Paul Marshall/Lola is up to anon)
BONUS 3: Somehow KEEP CONNECTIONS SOLID. For example, if you're gonna do say, Russia/Lithuania as Robbie/Cecilia, make Briony Latvia and Leon Estonia, and such. Also, if your Hetalia character choice's personalities are similar to the Atonement cast while keeping relations INTACT (which I try to do and typically fail), anon will offer her soul.
BONUS 4: If you do the first bonus and write the final FINAL scene and make it to sad and cute and manage to make me cry, anon WILL give a gift basket with chocolate, Internets, her children and her soul. ♥
List of pairings from Bonus 2: USxUK, America/Canada, France/Canada, SuFin, Sealand/Latvia and Austria/Hungary.
< /long request >
- ENGLAND/SEALAND: DESCRIPTIVE AND LULZY
So, I think I remember coming across a request for England catching Sealand reading the kink meme or something like that. SO, that gave birth to my request:
Sealand reads an incredibly kinky UKxSealand fic, then goes bouncing after a horrified, do-not-want!Arthur asking for him to re-enact said fic. The more descriptive and lulzy his suggestions, the better. X'D How it ends is up to y'all.
- AMERICA, OTHER: REVOLUTIONARY WAR
alfred during the revolutionary war through the POV's of various human figures. can be well-known people or nameless civilians/soldiers, and the writeranon can use people on the english/loyalist side too :D got the idea from an amazing fic called good afternoon, mr. adams (found on ff.net).
multiple fills would make this slightly greedy anon keel over in joy. omnomnom.
BONUUUS: one of the important war figures (washington, franklin, jefferson, etc) meeting alfred in the beginning of the war and then at the end again.
BONUUUSTWO: a group of people discussing alfred.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND, OTHER: HE'S TURNED INTO A CAT
The long dead Native America-tan notices that Alfred has been lonely lately so she, through some magical means, gets him a kitten (or, if anon prefers, a bunny). Only it’s really England but America doesn’t know that and happily takes the little kitty in. Kitty!England learns a few new things during his stay, namely that America only fights with him because he loves him and is unable to express it properly thus forcing him to resort to metaphorically pulling England’s pigtails. What England does with this info is up to anon. Sex when England is back to normal is optional but appreciated, though if anon chooses to include it, I’d like it if America topped, please.
Bonus is America ends up naming the cat Olivia or something girly before taking it to the vet (for flee shots or something) and is told that his girl cat’s a boy forcing him to decide whether to change its name or keep the original female one.
Double bonus if Tony knows it's England and tries to tell America (because he hates England and doesn't like all the attention he's getting as a cat from America) but matchmaker!Native America-tan somehow makes it impossible for him to do so either through magic or intervening every time he tries to (because even though she doesn't really like England either, she still loves America and America loves England).
Extra bonus if America at some points has a nightmare (or has them nightly) and wakes up crying and England allows himself to be cuddled and cried on.
- RUSSIA/AFGHANISTAN/AMERICA: TEARJERKER
Based on this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_in_Afghanistan
Op wants a angsty tearjerker fic between the three.
Bonus: After Afghanistan accepts help from America s/he catches America having hate sex with Russia. This leads to Afghanistan's mistrust of America for many years in the future.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA, WORLD: FIFTH ELEMENT-ESQUE SCENE
Anon wants a Hetalia-ized version of the scene in The Fifth Element where Bruce Willis tries to kiss Milla Jovovich while she's unconscious, only to get a gun pressed to his head. Pairing of your choice but anon is partial to Russia/America
- ESTONIA/ANYONE, WORLD:
"Smash my laptop and I'll smash your face."
Cracky, angsty, serious, smutty, setting, Other person, I do not care, I just want.
Bonus: It's Russia he's saying that to.
- AUSTRIA/LIECHTENSTEIN
Bonus: Switzerland rages like he has never raged before.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: TIME TRAVEL FAIL
Anon knows this is not logically possible, but would like to see England magically bringing baby!America to the future. Baby!America makes adult!America jealous (*coughcockblockcough*) because he's very possessive of England. England is more than happy to lavish affection on baby!America. How it all resolves is up to writer!anon!
Crack is preferred. Eventual smut optional, as always (no shota stuff on this one, though please!)
- S. KOREA/CANADA: G20 OR ANYTHING, REALLY
Korea/Canada. Possibly about hosting the G20, but just anything of this pairing please?
- ANYONE/ENGLAND/ANYONE, WORLD: GENDERBENDER, FEMPREG
kindof detailed request, i'm sorry anon
(preferrably fem!)england has just given birth, but who exactly is the father?
bonus 1: there are multiple candidates
bonus 2: if Us, France and Canada somehow get in the list
**BROWNIE POINTS** : if everyone thinks it's Alfred's until Kumajirou shows up and calls it a 'Who?'
<3
recaptcha: 4th wrangle, captcha wants drama
- GREECE/JAPAN: LIGHT SMUT, THEY FAIL TO STUDY
So, a while ago, this anon was browsing through a forum and stumbled across a picture of Gakuen!Greece/Japan, with Kiku saying "No, Heracles, we have to study..."
Really, how much more explanation do I need? Greece/Japan, Gakuen, human names, they attempt to study and it ends in sex. Anon would prefer light smut over hard-core porn, but if anon really wants it...
Bonus: Someone walks in on them.
So, writer!anons. You gonna make my dreams come true?
- PRUSSIA/VENEZIANO: AU
Oh My god how did we get 4 new pages
Prussia/Italy, AU
Prussia is a self proclaimed paparazzo with a super popular blog, where he's known for his opinions, adorable cockiness, and most importantly, all the great pictures he takes.
Unfortunately, his funds are beginning to run low, and he's too awesome to rely on his Accountant brother Ludwig, right?
So when Don Romulus Vargas, a rich tycoon with "alleged" ties to the Mafia comes into town, he decides to make a quick buck by getting photos and information of the elusive Vargas family.
And as a result, he ends up becoming infatuated with the young, adorable, and naive Feliciano.
The only things I require are some lulzy attempts to win Feli's heart, and Protective! Romano not wanting his brother to be the center of media attention. Other than that, this is putty in your hands.
Bonuses:
-There is either Ludwig-> Feli or Lovino->Feli.
-Gilbert manages to sneak Feliciano out a couple of times so that he can take him around town or have dinner with the German Bros.
-Nonno Rome is aware of the whole thing, but pretends to be unaware much to Lovino's dismay, because he doesn't actually mind.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA: ROLEPLAY AND NON-CON
Russia/America, wet dreams, roleplay, non-con.
America has a dream where he is Superman!
Unfortunately, Russia as Lex Luthor shows up with Kryptonite, and things take a turn for the worse. Or better, depending on your opinions on buttsex.
- MONGOLIA/AUSTRIA/HUNGARY: THREESOME
Mongolia/Austria/Hungary.
Mongolia becomes smitten with Austria, but Hungary's usual love of man-on-man lovin' doesn't kick in here, seeing she's got a bad history with the Razin' Asian.
So they decide to settle this like gentlemen (and ladies, and ladies who dress like gentlemen) and have a contest to see who can make love to Austria the most efficiently, which descends into a straight-up threesome.
- DENMARK/SWEDEN: BASED ON THE DOUJIN...
DenmarkxSweden (in that order) based on the doujin "Stockholm Syndrome"
(in case anon hasn't read it, the kink is basically this: a sexually frustrated Sweden is denied sex by virgin!Finland and goes to jack off by himself in the bathroom; Sweden ends up fantasizing about Denmark doing him and even goes so far as to dig his own nails into the scars on his back that Denmark gave him~)
Anon will weep tears of joy if this is filled (and no this is not an excuse just to see uke!Sweden). ;___;
- ENGLAND/AMERICA, SPAIN/ROMANO: VAMPIRE!AU
England/America and Spain/Romano
Vampire!AU with Angsty Romance
Vamp!Arthur finds and adopts little!Alfred and takes care of him. Watching him grow up he begins to have more than brotherly love feelings towards Alfred but at the same time, lusting for his blood. To deal with his bloodthirst, Vamp!Arthur leaves Alfred for some time to satify his hunger. Same goes for Vamp!Antonio to Romano, except Vamp!Antonio eats tomatoes instead.
Its up to Anon!Writer how Alfred finds out about Arthur being a vampire. After Alfred knows about Arthur's secret they have sex and they both become "addicted" to each other. As for Vamp!Antonio, Romano gets a small cut (either on one of his fingers or hands) Vamp!Antonio loses control and completley dominates Romano.
Bonus #1: Have Vamp!Francis compare both either Alfred's or Romano's blood like wine.
Bonus #2: Smut. Lots of it with England and Spain topping of course!
Bonus #3: Matthew appears as the long, lost brother of Alfred into the story. He finds out about Arthur and tries to intervene with a town mob.
Bonus #4: Slight Matthew/Vamp!Francis
Bonus #5: Reason Vamp!Spain loses control is because Romano's blood smells and tastes like tomatoes.
Bonus #6: How the story will end is completely up to Anon!Writer,
- FRANCE/GERMANY/FRANCE: GETTING TOGETHER
France/Germany/France. The actually getting together part.
They're the EU's little husband/wife these days, but I imagine that their history together (not just Nazi Germany, although that was certainly horrible enough- France and the Germanic States have had complicated relations going back to the HRE) and the presence of, oh, Prussia and Northern Italy, say, probably would make that getting together... aiyah, to quote China. 'A rough road'.
But I'd like to see that: Germany being tsun and awkward and France somewhat uncomfortable and charming, and all of that. Please, anon, if you have a chance. <3's.
- WORLD: SCARS
Any pairing -- mapping scars. Funny, angsty, bitter-sweet, doesn't matter as long as the scars make historical sense and there's at least a bit of sexiness.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: TAKING CARE OF BABY!ENGLAND
OK, so Brittania Angel tries to turn America back into the super adorable baby he was, only to have the magic backfire and turn England in to his baby self.
Poor thing should not remember being older, but when he finds himself surrounded by a bunch of grown up nations ( a G-20 summit?), some of whom used to bully him as children, little! England should be quite scared and upset. Cue America, who is late to the meeting or something. America never saw England as a baby, and so doesn't recognize him. America's first reaction is basically "...HOW ADORABLE! I'm taking care of this baby! No one else is allowed to have him." Baby!England takes an immediate liking to America.
At some point it should be revealed that America liked the baby because he reminded America of England.
England gets back to normal after a some time ( author's choice how long) and finds out from the other nations how well America took care of him. This can end in romance or it can be Gen, I just want their relationship to improve after.
Notes
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