Monday, 28th September, 2009 --- PART 1
[PART TWO]
- WORLD: GENDERBENDER
Inspired by the few genderbends running around lately...
Essentially, a group of nations wakes up to find themselves as women.
After beating up the culprit (*Sealand messing with England's spells? IDK, surprise me there, anons*) and searching for a cure, they decide, "Well, fuck it. If we're going to be women, let's be awesome at it."
Meanwhile, their brothers are having trouble adjusting, especially with all the interest in their sisters that they do NOT approve of...
Please choose any nation from the list, doesn't have to include them all:
- America (why America, not Canada? Because I'd like to see a pissed-off overprotective Canada, like I saw in a few fics in Part 6)
- Korea
- South Italy
- Prussia
- Norway
- Latvia
Whether they find a cure or not is up to you, filler. Make it smutty, cracky, whatever your blessed little heart desires, anon!
- ROMANO/ENGLAND/ROMANO: FEEDING HIM WITH HIS MOUTH
Romano reluctatnly teaching England how to cook somehow ends in him feeding him with his mouth.
- JAPAN/CANADA: JAPAN'S A BIT OBSESSED WITH HIM
So I am here in Japan and it turns out that the Japanese really like/are fascinated by Canadians, at least in Osaka. They have a surprisingly large Centre for Canadian studies (I've been here a week and I think I've seen more Canadians than Japanese!) They seem particularly interested in the indigenous people of Canada. They pay hand over fist for authentic Native Canadian art.
So... I want Kiku to be secretly obsessed with Matt and wants to know everything about him and hoarding anything of Matt's he can get his hands on (Pens from meetings, thrown out notes, and lots and lots of indigenous art) and he keeps inviting Matt over for "Cultural conferences." Then one day he shows Matt his collection.
Bonus for Matt being so overwhelmed by Japan's attention that he can barely speak.
Sorry the prompt is so long
- PRUSSIA: YOU ARE NOW IN THE HANDS OF THE SS...
So anon was watching the Inglourious Basterds trailer, and-
"You are now in the hands of the SS. My hands, to be exact."
Prussia says this. Smut follows. I can't be the only one who is booking their tickets to hell for wanting this so hard.
(As for who bottoms, I suppose America would be apt, but it's up to you.)
- AMERICA, SEALAND, CANADA, PRUSSIA, WORLD: EUROVISION
All the European nations are acting very odd and secretive. Alfred tries to find out why and drags Sealand, Canada and Prussia along to help him. They find all of them at Russia's house watching Eurovision.
I want the European nations singing, dancing and giving their opinions to the others songs, to Alfred and co's confusion.
- AMERICA, OTHER, WORLD: IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM, REPLACE 'EM
More fun with State-tans...sorry for the long post:
America's been having trouble convincing the other G8 members to go along with his awesome plans and coupled with Iraq, the economy, swine flu, etc. America is really stressed out. So to help out mommydaddy, the States hatch a plan to get at least half of the G8 on America's side, specifically England, France, Canada, and Russia. But it's rather hard to get those Nations to listen to them. England's stubborn as hell, France is too busy preening in the mirror, Russia's well, Russia, and Canada tends to pull a disappearing act when the States try to talk to him.
Oh well, if they won't listen, the States will go to plan B) replace the Nations with look-a-likes. Isn't it really fortunate that a couple of the States look like their other fathers? England, France, Russia, and Canada find themselves kidnapped and replaced by States. Alaska for Russia, Louisiana for France, one of the New England States (I'm thinking Rhode Island or Massachusetts) for Iggy, and maybe Minnesota/Montana/etc. for Canada.
Will the states succeed? Will the other members of the G8 figure it out? Up to anon. Will they get a spanking from the daddy countries? Well, no duh.
Bonuses:
* Pennsylvania replaces America because the States all agree while they're doing this for mommydaddy, America probably won't approve of their plan until he sees the results. Then, he'll be happy.
* Louisiana can't hide his Southern accent, so he decides to confuse everyone and just speak French...or rather Louisiana creole.
* Alaska is really happy to see Belarus and Ukraine because he doesn't get to see his aunties much. Belarus is almost worried at her "brother's" change of heart towards her. And why is "brother" suddenly really close with the others?
* The state that replaces Canada has a REALLY hard time duplicating Canada's invisibility OR the state that was supposed to replace Canada messes up and Canada is still at the meeting. The other states don't notice and think Canada is their brother.
* If RI is the one who replaces England he refuses to wear a suit, cause we all know that RI is the rebel of the family. RI argues that England used to be a punk so it's not THAT weird if RI goes to the meeting in leather, a ripped up t-shirt, and a whole lot of piercings.
* If Mass. replaces England he has a hard time coping with the fact that he HAS to drink tea and eat scones to be believable. After the whole Boston Tea Party thing Mass has a few issues with tea. Instead he's an unrepentant coffee addict with a love of Dunkin' Donuts.
- WORLD: SEX ON MUSIC
So I know there are various fills floating around with certain couples and certain music.But how about a bigger thread?
So the request is : any pairing ,any song ,just be sure they fit.
The way they can fit?
1:In the lyrics,a certain part of a country is mentioned(ex:My London London Bridge is going down).
2:Artist of A nationality(ex:Lady GaGa)has explicit lyrics.
...or whatever anon pleases.Those are examples.
Bonus 1:Country A hears the song and goes all "How can you give such details about our intimate life? "
Bonus 2:Country A was the only one that thought so about the song and embarrasses himself.
Bonus 3:He does it in front of a lot of countries(meeting or something?)
Sorry if I sound too picky.Anon,just make some countries smex on music~
- OTHER: FRIENDLY SEX
VermontXMANITOBA?
HOTTEST MOST "FRIENDLY" SEX EVER!
IF someone could give me a close up of this I will love them forever.
"Hi I am Manitoba I am friendly."
"Hello I am Vermont, I am also friendly"
*FRIENDLY SEX ENSUES*
...
Well more than that but seriously this pair is totally out of left field and I love it.
I don't know why...
Recaptcha: because Failing
.... Oh....
- GERMANY/VENEZIANO: GENDERBENDER
So I saw the Italy/Fem! Germany request and stuff, where Italy is all flirty with germany
I want the opposite.
It's canon that the Italies are flirtatious, so I bet it applies to them as females. More importantly, as pretty Italian girls, they also like being flirted at.
Unfortunately for Germany, he has 0 knowledge on girls and flirting
So Germany/Fem! Veneziano
Italy subtly (or not so subtly) flirting like an expert with Germany (batting eyelashes, hooking arms with him when they walk, bend and snap ) and Germany all djkghhg because he can't handre it.
Everything else is up to you and stuff.
- FINLAND, DENMARK/SWEDEN/DENMARK: HE WANTS TO WATCH
Finland finds out that Sweden used to have (hate)sex with Denmark before 'marrying' him. And he gets very turned on at the thought, so he asks his husband to see him getting at it with Denmark.
Of course Sweden ends accepting.
* WORLD: BROTHER
Two nations, don't care who, when, or why, but they need to be brothers. (Though I am a bit burnt out on Germancest at the moment, so maybe someone else?)
Kink is the younger sibling calling the older one "brother" (in whatever language you choose) constantly, like, Alphonse Elric-style, and this being a massive turn-on for the older brother. Ideally, this would culminate in the older brother either outright asking the younger one to call him "brother" during sex, or asking him not to stop if he does. Whichever works.
Minimum angst + maximum incest taboo = one very, very happy anon. I BELIEVE IN YOU!
- BELARUS/RUSSIA: GENDERBENDER
I would love to see Belarus stalking his brother, as usual, and creeping the fuck out of Russia.
Of course, sex is always appreciated~ That's what Russia wants, right?
NOW FOR BONUSES:
Bonus One - Belarus rapes Russia
Bonus Two - Ukraine walks in on said rape
- SPAIN, OTHER: ISABELLA OF CASTILLE
Isabella has always been one of this anon's favorite monarchs so... Antonio and Isabella-(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_I_of_Castile)
Romantic, or familial, is up to anon. : ) (Personal headcanon is a bit of a one-sided crush on Antonio's part)
- WORLD, ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND, JAPAN/GREECE/JAPAN: APHRODISIAC-ENHANCED ACTION
...but I want some hot aphrodisiac-enhanced action between oblivious!nation and magical/technological!nation. I'd absolutely adore England spiking America's cola with a magical potion, or maybe Japan creating some hormonal supplement for himself to attract Greece's attention. But really, just about any pairing will do as long as there's hot, aphrodisiac-induced action! Initial dubcon is perfectly fine as long as both parties are consenting by the end. <3
- GERMANY/ROMANO: PREMATURE EJACULATION
Germany/S. Italy, humiliation.
Germany and Italy are just about to do it, but Germany gets too excited and ejaculates prematurely.
Italy spends the rest of the night cheering up poor, distraught Germany.
- AMERICA/RUSSIA, CANADA: VOYUERISTIC!AMERICA
America/Russia, America gets turned on when seeing Russia touching Canada; bonus points for Mattie drunk/on drugs :3
- SPAIN/ROMANO: SHOTGUN TALK
Spain/Romano: Somebody gives Romano a shotgun talk. Whoever anon wants to use is up to them, just put a little fear into Romano's heart. :)
Bonus for genderbending (of either one, it doesn't have to be Spain.)
- FRANCE/ENGLAND, AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: HIGH SCHOOL AU
...this meme needs more of them.
Either high school or college is cool.
I'd like some established FrUK with Canada as France's roommate and America as England's. Canada has a rather obvious crush on America, but America, being the oblivious dork he is, has no idea. So France takes it upon himself to teach Canada how to 'woo' him in the most France-like way possible.
England, in order to counter-act his boyfriend's stupidity, tries to take things into his own hands, but Canada still does as France says anyways.
In the end, Canada tries to put the Francis!moves on America and fails epically. But America finds it adorable.
Sex is optional but apprecaited on either couple's part.
- NORWAY, DENMARK, ICELAND: THEY FORGOT HIS BIRTHDAY?
ok i've found this picture and i really want to read a fic related to it
(cuz iceland norway and denmark need more love)
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6912/4803796m.jpg
maybe iceland thought everyone forgot about his birthday but gets surpised by norway and denmark <3
bonus 1: iceland cries like on the pic
bonus 2: add puffins cuz puffins are cute like that?
add yaoi if you want but its not a must i just want some fluff and love for the nordics!
* WORLD: HUMANS NO LONGER EXIST
It has been 5000 years since humans have come and gone.
Leaving the Nations who have mysteriously stuck around, confused and disorientated. Why have they stuck around when other personifications (Rome, Germania, HRE, etc.) have perished?
They still have their human bodies but due to only having animals inhabiting the lands, they are slowly growing animalistic feautures.
Don't tell me anon, that you aren't curious as to how they have faired since humans left?
- FRANCE/ENGLAND, RUSSIA/AMERICA: THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL
France and England, Hetalia's favorite bickering old couple, realize their relationship is on the rocks at the next meeting, when they end their night in the hotel room, sewing and reading the newspaper.
-Enter Russia and America in the next room, violently slamming each other into the walls, fighting and making a horrible racket. Arthur and Francis assume the worst until they begin to hear moaning, grunting, panting, vulgar Russian slurs and multiple orgasms (Alfred's a screamer...a reeeeeeally long screamer.).
Bonus: A fist/foot punches through the wall, enabling France and England to watch and jerk one another off.
Bonus: Francis is fired up to challenge Russia and America the next morning at breakfast.
Anon would crave some vivid, filthy minded detail please.
- PRUSSIA/LATVIA: FINGER FUCKING
- LITHUANIA/BELARUS, POLAND, LATVIA, ESTONIA: SAVING HIM FROM BELARUS (OR NOT)
Apparently I’m the only on in the world who seems to think that Lithuania x Belarus can be humorous.
This anon would love to see Poland and the Baltic’s having an intervention of sorts to save Lithuania from what they think are the evil clutches of Belarus. Of course Liet can’t see what the problem is and tries to convince them of how wonderful she can be.
Would love for Bela to show up and inadvertently save Liet from his friends.
Bonus;
~ The line, “She doesn’t like smile! It’s Natasha, she like, drowns puppies and laughs!” shows up somewhere.
~ Someone actually thinks that Liet’s love for Bela is cute, but no one listen to them.
- SPAIN/ROMANO: LA TOMATINA
OK so I was reading 'Two Ways About It' a Spain/Romano fic (http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10456.html?thread=19281368#t19281368) when I came across this sentence:
He tried not to let it show, but when England asked if he wanted sex, the answer that immediately sprang to mind was not, “Well, yes, I suppose.” It was more along the lines of, “I want to give him something to stop complaining about. I want to pull his hair until he comes, even if it takes hours. I want to take him to la Tomatina and lick him clean afterward.”
I haven't seen a Tomatina fic that goes along those lines yet, but...yeah...I want smut that is mouth-watering, nose-bleed inducing or a link that damn well leads me to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- AMERICA/ANYONE, WORLD: ARCHAEOLOGICAL FUN
Okay, so we've most of us seen the new strip, with the Northern Europeans talking about relatedness, right? (For those who haven't, it's here: http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/4004671.html#cutid1) Did anyone else snicker a little bit over the way Iceland referred to the archaeological studies as investigations of his body?
Now, we all know archaeology is one of America's hobbies, right? I think you know where I'm going with this: ♥
America/Anyone, enjoying a little, uh. Recreational archaeology, please.
- ENGLAND: GUILTY GEAR CROSSOVER
Ah... requester!anon hopes that specific fill isn't too specific but here goes!
Anon would like to see a Hetalia/Guilty Gear crossover (because these are two of anon's not-so-secret vices) wherein England discovers the kind of company his new Prime Minister keeps after-hours. The catch? England doesn't recognize his Prime Minister at first because he's never seen him dress quite like that around the office.
Because really- who doesn't want the world's greatest trap as their Prime Minister? Cue awkwardness, spazzing on both parts, and relentless teasing from the 'friends' Bridget's out drinking with.
Bonuses:
1. England doesn't realize who 'she' is at first and is completely taken by the charm and smiles.
2. Once he figures it out, he's still pretty 'do want'.
3. Jellyfish Pirates + Sealand-as-Zepp are Bridget's bar friends.
Mother of all bonuses- Bridget/England smut?
Captcha: Hauls round- does that mean England gets to come with from the get-go, Captcha?
- NORWAY, WORLD: INVOLVING WHAT'S ON THE VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76d6JTLCc9g
Something ANYTHING involving this.
*smirks*
Norway I will never be able to take you seriously again.
Also If its an art fil: Props for Sweden failing at Rock paper scissors.
* AMERICA/CANADA, DENMARK/CANADA, RUSSIA/CANADA: CANADA GETS DOMINATED
So, OP has noticed that Canada does get bullied over the Arctic a lot (The Northwest Passage, Hans Island, etc)
Canada getting dominated by the other Arctic states (particularly America, Denmark, and Russia), so smut is wanted!
Bonus: Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland are included
- SEALAND/ROMANO/PRUSSIA: THREESOME
Sealand/Romano/Prussia
The Nation that's not a Nation, the defunct Nation, and the non-existent Nation hook up.
Perhaps Sealand walks in on Prumano goodness, or finds two nations without land great practice for England, or Prussia and Romano argue over the adorable Shota.....creativity is king.
- RUSSIA/CHINA/LITHUANIA: THREESOME
Yah, I'm totally bored and want mixed RIVALRY, ANGST, SMUT REQUEST.
Make Lithuania and China horribly jealous at each others and wants nothing, but pull each others throats and win, while Russia... well he's Russia and he wants them both. xD;;; Put them all in sexy times together! ;D
Please?? *puppy eyes*
And I simply don't care who's the bottom or top.
- GERMANY/VENEZIANO: THREE ORGASMS
Ger/Ita.
Italy having AT LEAST three orgasms.
The rest is up to the anon~
- ENGLAND, FRANCE: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CROSSOVER
I'm watching Spongebob with the kid I'm babysititng, and Patrick just went "I got it; let's get naked!" And Spongebob said in response "No, let's save that for real estate.." while I was listening to France's marukaite chikyuu.
I want that episode with Patrick as France and Spongebob as England. They don't need to sell chocolate.
Bonus: the guy whos screaming 'CHOCOLAATE!' throughout the whole episode is America.
Bonus: The con artist is Canada.
SOUL-GIVING BONUS: The old ladies are Sealand and Prussia. England/Sealand and France/Prussia ftw.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: HE NEEDS TO BE COMFORTED
I'm just gonna be a bitch and request more US/UK and add it to the already huge heap here...
US/UK, where England finally breaks down and needs to be comforted. With him coming up to America and begging him not to hate him for not being there or apologizing for it. (I think I remember a request with America doing this--)
Bonuses would be Arthur doing this on the 4th of July, snapping at Alfred and then breaking down after Alfred prods at him. Sex ensues?
Is hurt/comfort a kink? Of not, then wrist fetish?
I just noticed I called them by all their names. huh.
Captcha: Watkins Meriting. WTF?
- RUSSIA/PRUSSIA: MPREG
RussiaPrussia mpreg. Russia actually being NICE towards pregnant Prussia. Prussia is pregnant with twin girls. Have fun.
... will totally fill whatever you want if anyone does this D:
* WORLD: THEIR LAST TIME
Anon wants to see some fics about a couple's last time together. It can be sex, a tender moment, or even just a conversation, but at some point at least one of the parties should realize that this is their last time together. Any interpretation of 'last time' is cool, but make sure it's angsty or at least bittersweet.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA/CHINA/FRANCE/ENGLAND: ORGY
Allied/Britannia!Angel UK
Basically UK turns into Britannia Angel during the Allied meeting.
However, this somehow arouses all the Allied nations and Angel!UK gets screwed like tomorrow, yes, screwed/fucked literally by all the Allied nations.
Bonus Points:If Allied nation A (preferably US)tries to take/protect Angel!UK from the others for himself <3
- OTHER/AMERICA: ALIENS HAVE MATING SEASONS?
Tony/America
Yes, anon wants this now. It's mating season, and anon here wants Tony trying to seduce America into submission. Up to anon if it becomes successful or not.
Bonus: If Russia, Canada or England decides to join the 'fun'
- WORLD: DREAMING OF SOMEONE THAT WILL CHANGE THEIR LIVES
Anon would like to see something where a nation dreams of someone who will someday change their lives, human or another nation. As smutty, sweet or angsty as anon wants.
Examples: (Dreamer first; these aren't necessarily smutty or romantic) France/UK, N. Italy/Germany, UK/US, UK/Queen Elizabeth, US/George Washington, China/Japan, China/Russia, China/America, China/Mao, Germany/Hitler, Prussia/Germany, Turkey/Greece, Spain/S. Italy, Spain/England, Russia/Stalin, Russia/Lenin, Russia/Liet. Or anything else you come up with anon <3
- AMERICA, ENGLAND: THE OTHER WAY AROUND...
AU in which the continent of America was about the location Great Britain is now, and Great Britain is an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with some kind of awesomesauce national resource. And so instead of UK raising US, it's the other way round...
- CANADA/RUSSIA, CANADA/ANYONE, WORLD: INVADING MY POLAR REGIONS
Canada/anyone (Russia maybe? whatever works!), and the phrase "invading my polar regions".
DO WANT. Sex not necessary, I just want the lols.
* AMERICA/ENGLAND: PEANUTS CROSSOVER
Anon has seen too much Peanuts and wants Snoopy!America/Woodstock!England
Fluff or Smut or even both <3 anon just wants it filled!
Bonus: if any Nation-turned-into-Peanuts character interrupts them :D
- AMERICA/PRUSSIA: PDA
This is one of those 'Is it weird to like this?' pairings that I have.
America/Prussia
Doing PDA, or Public Displays of Awesome during a World Meeting.
Later, laughing at everyone's reaction during or right after sexy times.Anon prefers Seme!America for this pairing.
- AMERICA, CANADA, RUSSIA, FINLAND, WORLD: THEY'RE ONE/TWO/ALL OF THE NORDICS' KID/S
Specific request is specific.
I want America and/or Canada to realise that they are the children of one/two/all nordics.
Idea based on the strip where England and France finds baby America, but in truth it was Sweden and Finland that found him first.
The prefered kink would involve Russia and America during the time Finland is at Russias house but if anons would find inspiration in something else anything involving some of the nordics having family like feelings for America and/or Canada would do just fine.
* ENGLAND, AMERICA: STAR SPANGLED BANNER
The British Royal Guards playing the "Star Spangled Banner" in Buckingham Palance the day after the September 11 attacks.
I want to see England singing the Star-Spangled Banner to a grief-stricken America after the the World Trade Center attacks.
Bonus: America falls asleep while England sings, like a young child
- TAIWAN/HUNGARY: BUBBLY TEA
Taiwan/Hungary
Anon likes to see Taiwan giving Hungary bubble tea, but ends up getting rejected. Anon would love to see Taiwan forcing Hungary to drink bubble tea with some kinky lessons.
Bonus: If bubble tea is used in the process of Taiwan's kinky lesson <3
- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: COWBOY/MAGE
I totally would love to see some Cowboy!America and Mage!England sex.
It's up to anon to decide about the plot as long as there's smut in it.
However, there's bonus points if it involves Cowboy!America's pistol or the ever so cliched phrase "Save a horse...Ride a cowboy"
- WORLD, ENGLAND: IT HAPPENED THE OPPOSITE WAY
So, anon here has been watching too many of the 'bad endings' from a game called Disgaea. It made me think of this idea that I haven't been able to get out of my head:
So what I would like to see is a crucial part of a country's history, where I mean something BIG happened that most likely effected other nations largely too( i.e.: a revolution, a war, a treaty, an alliance), happens the opposite way. Causing the course of many events to happen differently and ultimately, a HORRIBLE 'current' state of the world. So it'd probably be dripping with angst and be pretty dark and sad.
I guess this most likely warrants multiple fills, but if I had to choose just one, it'd be 'if England's empire never fell'.
Please anons, make this leave an awful taste in my mouth...
- GERMANY, GREECE: THEY KNOW JACK SQUAT ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SPECIES
Greece likes Cats
Germany likes Dogs
Put those two together, throw in a drunken bet, and suddenly they have to live with each other's pets until one caves.
Greece can't do anything anymore, because the dogs need constant attention and care, not to mention how nosey and troublesome they get. And Germany can't handle cats and their moods, or the constant cat naps and breaking of fine china.
Bonus:
-Their respective lovers (Italy for Germany and Japan for Greece) have to keep helping them because neither know jack squat about the opposite species.
-Italy and Japan are totally cool with both pets, so they're all 'buhyoo' about having cats or dogs for a change.
-Prussia hates the cats because they keep trying to eat Gilbird.
- CANADA: CANADIAN SIMULATOR
We've already had the German Simulator-how about Canada's version instead eh?
Anon here wants Canada lining up for check out at Real Canadian SuperStore(google it if you don't believe me-there's such a store in Canada)and getting pissed as various nations appear at the checkout and either ask him stereotypical Canadian questions or anything that ticks Canada off.
Bonus: if Nation A asks if Canada if they can buy a polar bear at SuperStore or snow sleds
or Kumajirou beating the shit out of a Nation :D
- GERMANY, JAPAN, VENEZIANO, ROMANO: GENDERBENDER
We are now entering an AU where most of the Uke!Nations are girls.
I know, I know, 'Why ever would I want to read/fill that???' But, please hear me out for a minute!!
It's WWII and Ita-chan has just recently joined the Axis Powers, but unlike cannon, both Germany and Japan just shake their heads at her incompetence because, well... everybody knows girls suck at war, right? (They're pointedly forgetting Hungary, right now)
Now you see, Felicia's elder sister Romina keeps popping up only to witness them in inappropriate positions with her dear, but utterly stupid, baby sister. So, she cries 'RAPE!!' and causes all sorts of problems that (accidentally) stops them from winning quite a few battles.
The problem? Well,they can't do anything about Romina because, not only would it make Felicia cry, but also, any sign of discomfort from her would make Spain drag himself out of his own civil war/dictatorship so that he can have a 'word' with them about how to properly treat las señoritas!
- WORLD, OTHER: WINNIE THE POOH CROSSOVER
Anon just wants to see the Allied nations, Canada and Kumajirou as Winnie the Pooh characters. Up to writer!anon for the plot. However, Anon would like it if the following nations were these characters.
Winnie the Pooh-Kumajirou
Christopher Robin-Canada
Rabbit-England
Tigger-America
Eeyore-Russia
Piglet-China
Owl-France
Anon wouldn't mind more nations as Winnie the Pooh characters~
Bonus Points: -Insane Eeyore!Russia
-Plot involving the gang to ask Owl!France about his 'wise' opinions (something kinky is loved)
-The characters having the 'World Meeting'
-Winnie!Kumajirou going on a rampage just because he can't find any honey
-Christoper Robin!Canada saying 'silly old Kumajirou'
- WORLD: LAMEBOOK
Forget Facebook, Anon wants Nation A to post embarrassing things from Nation B's FB page onto Lamebook.
Bonus: -other Nations find out about it and Nation B ends up going after Nation A for revenge -smut is encouraged~
- CHINA/RUSSIA: INSANE!CHINA
There isn't a lot of China/Russia ones out there :O
Anon wants Insane!China topping the hell out of Russia.
Bonus Points: -Russia secretly enjoying as the uke
-Blood play or bondage is used <3
- WORLD, DENMARK, AMERICA: TRUE BLOOD CROSSOVER
I know that a lot of you are probably sick to death of vampire stories, but nonetheless... I'm requesting a True Blood crossover.
I would like to see something between a nation and one of their vampires. I'm thinking Denmark and Eric bonding over their Viking days, America and Bill remembering the civil war, that kind of thing. If sex happens, that's just great.
* WORLD: WITH HUMAN BABIES
Haven't seen anything like this so far, sooooo...
All that canon artwork of grownup!Italy holding Chibitalia has set this anon's biological clock a-tickin'. Like, really.
So.
Let's have some Nation-tans with babies. Their babies. In FULL-ON DADDY MODE.
And by "their babies," I'm not talking about colonies or states or the Liancourt Rocks, but lol @ messy custody battles in court anyway, but actual, human, non-geographical babies. Mothers need not be specified, since things would get complicated and mpreg isn't exactly this anon's cup of tea.
This anon would really like to see the Axis boys setting up a play date for their children (with Feliciano Jr. bawling and Kiku Jr. in a little kimono), but she also has a secret fantasy of Austria playing the piano with a not-from-Hungary's-vagina!toddler on his lap, banging his/her hands on the keyboard and completely ruining the song.
Multiple fills are encouraged for this. ♥
- WORLD: BEL CANTO CROSSOVER
"When you think of love you think like an American. You should think like a Russian!"
"Yeah, we Americans have a bad habit of thinking like Americans."
Request: Something with this quote. Any circumstance, humor, angst, whatever, just as long as Russia and America say this to each other.
(The quote is from Bel Canto. I might be paraphrasing a bit, it's been a while since I read it.)
Or, if you wish to be really awesome, Hetalia-fy Bel Canto (Fem!America as Roxane, Japan as Hosokawa, Russia as Fyodorov, etc, all stuck in a house together where no one can speak anyone else's language...except for a single translator (Canada? IDK.)) But since that's a lot to ask, just the quote will do nicely.
- AMERICA: MIND BLOWING SEX
Superman!America/America
Anon wants to see Superman!America showing America who's the real hero with plenty of mind blowing sex.
Bonus Points: -If America is portrayed as the villain from Superman!America's perspective.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND, OTHER: TONY AND ENGLAND JOIN FORCES
Has anyone seen that completely awful horror movie called "Dreamcatcher"? It's about a parasitic alien that bursts out of people's asses after eating their insides. At the end when the alien takes over an American man's body (the movie is American, too, of course), it speaks with a British accent. If you haven't seen it, don't. Really, it's awful.
So for the prompt: America makes England watch Dreamcatcher and Tony joins in out of curiousity. When it's revealed that the alien has a British accent, the two of them are really pissed since they don't get along. Kind of a "how could you disgrace my proud race by mixing it with that trash?!" sort of thing. Naturally, Alfred is completely without remorse which only serves to anger them further. England and Tony decide to put aside their differences temporarily to get back at America somehow and through the course of things find out that they actually make a pretty good team. America gets what he has coming to him, of course. I'm looking for something lulzy rather than violent. Oh, and if there's any romance, I'd like USUK, because pairing one of them with Tony is kind of a squick for me. Not interested in smut, either. Vanilla anon is vanilla.
tldr: England and Tony work together to get revenge on America and find out they make a good team.
- CANADA/AMERICA: HOCKEY
Hockey!Canada/America
America disses hockey in front of Canada. Canada turns to Hockey!Canada and teaches America a lesson to never diss hockey.
Bonus: -A hockey stick is used in the process <3333
- RUSSIA/LITHUANIA: BOOT LICKING
Once upon a time probably in this comm, now that I think about it, I read a really short Russia/Liet with boot licking.
Well it was hot like I never knew licking boots could be, and I come today begging your anonymous greatness for more...? If Liet likes it or not, I don't mind either way. <3
- JAPAN, VENEZIANO: ABUSING VENEZIANO
Anyone remember this from Part 6?: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10530.html?thread=17536290#t17536290
(Seven glorious comments' worth of straight-up Italy torture.)
Yeah, let's have that continued, with Japan taking Germany's place as the one abusing Italy.
Please, awesome-anon-who-wrote-that-fic? <333
- FRANCE/ENGLAND, AMERICA/ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER
US/fem!UK/France
AU perhaps?
US is your average jock, fem!UK is the school nerd with a fiery temper and France is the famed playboy. Anon wants to France lusting after fem!UK with a jealous US :3
Plot is really up to writer!anon <3
- AUSTRIA/PRUSSIA, GERMANY/PRUSSIA, HUNGARY/PRUSSIA: DRAG QUEEN!PRUSSIA
Anon wants to see Drag Queen!Prussia seducing either Austria/Germany/Hungary.
Bonus: Drag Queen!Prussia ends up bottoming from top :D
- CANADA/SEYCHELLES: GENDERBENDER
Canada is the shy, smart, but not very noticed girl. Seychelles is the exotic new guy who is determined to make Canada fall in love with him.
Bonus: America is the overprotective brother, and France/England are their parents.
I'd prefer human names, although Seychelles' name would be interesting to make up. orz
- CANADA/AMERICA: STRIPPING
Canada/America
America finds a pole installed in his house, guess who's on it though?
Anon wants to see Canada stripping for his brother <3
Bonus Points: -America ends up topping for the fun of it.
-Canada saying 'Hello there sexy' and pouring maple syrup all over himself *_*
- AMERICA/SWEDEN: DINNER AND DRINKS
Because it's an extremely rare pair and I love those... (especially when America is in the mix)
While researching the United States foreign relations I came across a note that the Swedish ambassador acts as intermediary between the US and North Korea.
So a meeting between America and Sweden to discuss upcoming talks between the two runs really late, America suggests they go out for dinner/drinks when it finally over. Whatever happens next is up to the anon (smut is not necessary but not discouraged either). I just really want to see something...anything...with these two interacting for an extended period of time.
* WORLD: AFTER THE MPREGNANCY
I'm a fan of Mpreg, but there is a lot of that, so I'd like to see the result of Mpreg, I'm saying I would like the Nations spending time with their teenage kids. The kids are anywhere from 12-18 (Ok, preteen-teenage kids), mainly because Babies are rather boring, and little children are annoying. But Teens and their drama...would drive the nations insane.
Just random things like:
~Family bonding time
~Puberty (I'd prefer two male parents and a daughter for this one.)
~Crushes (And how the Parents feel) (On Other nations children or Humans...but more love for the nation children)
~Time with 'extended' family, like America and Canada's kids hanging out, or Italy and Romano's. Or hanging out with uncles/Aunts.
~"I'm almost as old as you!" for the 'older teens'
~Getting into fights at school (That would be some of the ones with rather violent parents..)
~Anything else you might want to write
Preferred Parrings: USUK, PruCan, Spain/Romano, ItaGerm, Hungary/Austria, PolLeit, RuChu.
Bonus: Two male nations and a 12/13 year old girl.
Bonus 2: Children of Canada or Spain hanging out with 'Uncle France' who tries to teach them 'how the world works'
- FRANCE: FART KINK
Since he seems to really like fart jokes, France with a fart kink.
I don't care if it's crack or serious or he's ashamed of it or not.
Just... try to have fun with it?
* OTHER: FLUFF
Gilbird/Hana-tamago
Plot is up to writer!anon, however, anon wants fluff added in the fill <3
Anon does not mind smut in it, though it may taint her poor mind
Notes
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- WORLD: GENDERBENDER
Inspired by the few genderbends running around lately...
Essentially, a group of nations wakes up to find themselves as women.
After beating up the culprit (*Sealand messing with England's spells? IDK, surprise me there, anons*) and searching for a cure, they decide, "Well, fuck it. If we're going to be women, let's be awesome at it."
Meanwhile, their brothers are having trouble adjusting, especially with all the interest in their sisters that they do NOT approve of...
Please choose any nation from the list, doesn't have to include them all:
- America (why America, not Canada? Because I'd like to see a pissed-off overprotective Canada, like I saw in a few fics in Part 6)
- Korea
- South Italy
- Prussia
- Norway
- Latvia
Whether they find a cure or not is up to you, filler. Make it smutty, cracky, whatever your blessed little heart desires, anon!
- ROMANO/ENGLAND/ROMANO: FEEDING HIM WITH HIS MOUTH
Romano reluctatnly teaching England how to cook somehow ends in him feeding him with his mouth.
- JAPAN/CANADA: JAPAN'S A BIT OBSESSED WITH HIM
So I am here in Japan and it turns out that the Japanese really like/are fascinated by Canadians, at least in Osaka. They have a surprisingly large Centre for Canadian studies (I've been here a week and I think I've seen more Canadians than Japanese!) They seem particularly interested in the indigenous people of Canada. They pay hand over fist for authentic Native Canadian art.
So... I want Kiku to be secretly obsessed with Matt and wants to know everything about him and hoarding anything of Matt's he can get his hands on (Pens from meetings, thrown out notes, and lots and lots of indigenous art) and he keeps inviting Matt over for "Cultural conferences." Then one day he shows Matt his collection.
Bonus for Matt being so overwhelmed by Japan's attention that he can barely speak.
Sorry the prompt is so long
- PRUSSIA: YOU ARE NOW IN THE HANDS OF THE SS...
So anon was watching the Inglourious Basterds trailer, and-
"You are now in the hands of the SS. My hands, to be exact."
Prussia says this. Smut follows. I can't be the only one who is booking their tickets to hell for wanting this so hard.
(As for who bottoms, I suppose America would be apt, but it's up to you.)
- AMERICA, SEALAND, CANADA, PRUSSIA, WORLD: EUROVISION
All the European nations are acting very odd and secretive. Alfred tries to find out why and drags Sealand, Canada and Prussia along to help him. They find all of them at Russia's house watching Eurovision.
I want the European nations singing, dancing and giving their opinions to the others songs, to Alfred and co's confusion.
- AMERICA, OTHER, WORLD: IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM, REPLACE 'EM
More fun with State-tans...sorry for the long post:
America's been having trouble convincing the other G8 members to go along with his awesome plans and coupled with Iraq, the economy, swine flu, etc. America is really stressed out. So to help out mommydaddy, the States hatch a plan to get at least half of the G8 on America's side, specifically England, France, Canada, and Russia. But it's rather hard to get those Nations to listen to them. England's stubborn as hell, France is too busy preening in the mirror, Russia's well, Russia, and Canada tends to pull a disappearing act when the States try to talk to him.
Oh well, if they won't listen, the States will go to plan B) replace the Nations with look-a-likes. Isn't it really fortunate that a couple of the States look like their other fathers? England, France, Russia, and Canada find themselves kidnapped and replaced by States. Alaska for Russia, Louisiana for France, one of the New England States (I'm thinking Rhode Island or Massachusetts) for Iggy, and maybe Minnesota/Montana/etc. for Canada.
Will the states succeed? Will the other members of the G8 figure it out? Up to anon. Will they get a spanking from the daddy countries? Well, no duh.
Bonuses:
* Pennsylvania replaces America because the States all agree while they're doing this for mommydaddy, America probably won't approve of their plan until he sees the results. Then, he'll be happy.
* Louisiana can't hide his Southern accent, so he decides to confuse everyone and just speak French...or rather Louisiana creole.
* Alaska is really happy to see Belarus and Ukraine because he doesn't get to see his aunties much. Belarus is almost worried at her "brother's" change of heart towards her. And why is "brother" suddenly really close with the others?
* The state that replaces Canada has a REALLY hard time duplicating Canada's invisibility OR the state that was supposed to replace Canada messes up and Canada is still at the meeting. The other states don't notice and think Canada is their brother.
* If RI is the one who replaces England he refuses to wear a suit, cause we all know that RI is the rebel of the family. RI argues that England used to be a punk so it's not THAT weird if RI goes to the meeting in leather, a ripped up t-shirt, and a whole lot of piercings.
* If Mass. replaces England he has a hard time coping with the fact that he HAS to drink tea and eat scones to be believable. After the whole Boston Tea Party thing Mass has a few issues with tea. Instead he's an unrepentant coffee addict with a love of Dunkin' Donuts.
- WORLD: SEX ON MUSIC
So I know there are various fills floating around with certain couples and certain music.But how about a bigger thread?
So the request is : any pairing ,any song ,just be sure they fit.
The way they can fit?
1:In the lyrics,a certain part of a country is mentioned(ex:My London London Bridge is going down).
2:Artist of A nationality(ex:Lady GaGa)has explicit lyrics.
...or whatever anon pleases.Those are examples.
Bonus 1:Country A hears the song and goes all "How can you give such details about our intimate life? "
Bonus 2:Country A was the only one that thought so about the song and embarrasses himself.
Bonus 3:He does it in front of a lot of countries(meeting or something?)
Sorry if I sound too picky.Anon,just make some countries smex on music~
- OTHER: FRIENDLY SEX
VermontXMANITOBA?
HOTTEST MOST "FRIENDLY" SEX EVER!
IF someone could give me a close up of this I will love them forever.
"Hi I am Manitoba I am friendly."
"Hello I am Vermont, I am also friendly"
*FRIENDLY SEX ENSUES*
...
Well more than that but seriously this pair is totally out of left field and I love it.
I don't know why...
Recaptcha: because Failing
.... Oh....
- GERMANY/VENEZIANO: GENDERBENDER
So I saw the Italy/Fem! Germany request and stuff, where Italy is all flirty with germany
I want the opposite.
It's canon that the Italies are flirtatious, so I bet it applies to them as females. More importantly, as pretty Italian girls, they also like being flirted at.
Unfortunately for Germany, he has 0 knowledge on girls and flirting
So Germany/Fem! Veneziano
Italy subtly (or not so subtly) flirting like an expert with Germany (batting eyelashes, hooking arms with him when they walk, bend and snap ) and Germany all djkghhg because he can't handre it.
Everything else is up to you and stuff.
- FINLAND, DENMARK/SWEDEN/DENMARK: HE WANTS TO WATCH
Finland finds out that Sweden used to have (hate)sex with Denmark before 'marrying' him. And he gets very turned on at the thought, so he asks his husband to see him getting at it with Denmark.
Of course Sweden ends accepting.
* WORLD: BROTHER
Two nations, don't care who, when, or why, but they need to be brothers. (Though I am a bit burnt out on Germancest at the moment, so maybe someone else?)
Kink is the younger sibling calling the older one "brother" (in whatever language you choose) constantly, like, Alphonse Elric-style, and this being a massive turn-on for the older brother. Ideally, this would culminate in the older brother either outright asking the younger one to call him "brother" during sex, or asking him not to stop if he does. Whichever works.
Minimum angst + maximum incest taboo = one very, very happy anon. I BELIEVE IN YOU!
- BELARUS/RUSSIA: GENDERBENDER
I would love to see Belarus stalking his brother, as usual, and creeping the fuck out of Russia.
Of course, sex is always appreciated~ That's what Russia wants, right?
NOW FOR BONUSES:
Bonus One - Belarus rapes Russia
Bonus Two - Ukraine walks in on said rape
- SPAIN, OTHER: ISABELLA OF CASTILLE
Isabella has always been one of this anon's favorite monarchs so... Antonio and Isabella-(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_I_of_Castile)
Romantic, or familial, is up to anon. : ) (Personal headcanon is a bit of a one-sided crush on Antonio's part)
- WORLD, ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND, JAPAN/GREECE/JAPAN: APHRODISIAC-ENHANCED ACTION
...but I want some hot aphrodisiac-enhanced action between oblivious!nation and magical/technological!nation. I'd absolutely adore England spiking America's cola with a magical potion, or maybe Japan creating some hormonal supplement for himself to attract Greece's attention. But really, just about any pairing will do as long as there's hot, aphrodisiac-induced action! Initial dubcon is perfectly fine as long as both parties are consenting by the end. <3
- GERMANY/ROMANO: PREMATURE EJACULATION
Germany/S. Italy, humiliation.
Germany and Italy are just about to do it, but Germany gets too excited and ejaculates prematurely.
Italy spends the rest of the night cheering up poor, distraught Germany.
- AMERICA/RUSSIA, CANADA: VOYUERISTIC!AMERICA
America/Russia, America gets turned on when seeing Russia touching Canada; bonus points for Mattie drunk/on drugs :3
- SPAIN/ROMANO: SHOTGUN TALK
Spain/Romano: Somebody gives Romano a shotgun talk. Whoever anon wants to use is up to them, just put a little fear into Romano's heart. :)
Bonus for genderbending (of either one, it doesn't have to be Spain.)
- FRANCE/ENGLAND, AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: HIGH SCHOOL AU
...this meme needs more of them.
Either high school or college is cool.
I'd like some established FrUK with Canada as France's roommate and America as England's. Canada has a rather obvious crush on America, but America, being the oblivious dork he is, has no idea. So France takes it upon himself to teach Canada how to 'woo' him in the most France-like way possible.
England, in order to counter-act his boyfriend's stupidity, tries to take things into his own hands, but Canada still does as France says anyways.
In the end, Canada tries to put the Francis!moves on America and fails epically. But America finds it adorable.
Sex is optional but apprecaited on either couple's part.
- NORWAY, DENMARK, ICELAND: THEY FORGOT HIS BIRTHDAY?
ok i've found this picture and i really want to read a fic related to it
(cuz iceland norway and denmark need more love)
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6912/4803796m.jpg
maybe iceland thought everyone forgot about his birthday but gets surpised by norway and denmark <3
bonus 1: iceland cries like on the pic
bonus 2: add puffins cuz puffins are cute like that?
add yaoi if you want but its not a must i just want some fluff and love for the nordics!
* WORLD: HUMANS NO LONGER EXIST
It has been 5000 years since humans have come and gone.
Leaving the Nations who have mysteriously stuck around, confused and disorientated. Why have they stuck around when other personifications (Rome, Germania, HRE, etc.) have perished?
They still have their human bodies but due to only having animals inhabiting the lands, they are slowly growing animalistic feautures.
Don't tell me anon, that you aren't curious as to how they have faired since humans left?
- FRANCE/ENGLAND, RUSSIA/AMERICA: THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL
France and England, Hetalia's favorite bickering old couple, realize their relationship is on the rocks at the next meeting, when they end their night in the hotel room, sewing and reading the newspaper.
-Enter Russia and America in the next room, violently slamming each other into the walls, fighting and making a horrible racket. Arthur and Francis assume the worst until they begin to hear moaning, grunting, panting, vulgar Russian slurs and multiple orgasms (Alfred's a screamer...a reeeeeeally long screamer.).
Bonus: A fist/foot punches through the wall, enabling France and England to watch and jerk one another off.
Bonus: Francis is fired up to challenge Russia and America the next morning at breakfast.
Anon would crave some vivid, filthy minded detail please.
- PRUSSIA/LATVIA: FINGER FUCKING
- LITHUANIA/BELARUS, POLAND, LATVIA, ESTONIA: SAVING HIM FROM BELARUS (OR NOT)
Apparently I’m the only on in the world who seems to think that Lithuania x Belarus can be humorous.
This anon would love to see Poland and the Baltic’s having an intervention of sorts to save Lithuania from what they think are the evil clutches of Belarus. Of course Liet can’t see what the problem is and tries to convince them of how wonderful she can be.
Would love for Bela to show up and inadvertently save Liet from his friends.
Bonus;
~ The line, “She doesn’t like smile! It’s Natasha, she like, drowns puppies and laughs!” shows up somewhere.
~ Someone actually thinks that Liet’s love for Bela is cute, but no one listen to them.
- SPAIN/ROMANO: LA TOMATINA
OK so I was reading 'Two Ways About It' a Spain/Romano fic (http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10456.html?thread=19281368#t19281368) when I came across this sentence:
He tried not to let it show, but when England asked if he wanted sex, the answer that immediately sprang to mind was not, “Well, yes, I suppose.” It was more along the lines of, “I want to give him something to stop complaining about. I want to pull his hair until he comes, even if it takes hours. I want to take him to la Tomatina and lick him clean afterward.”
I haven't seen a Tomatina fic that goes along those lines yet, but...yeah...I want smut that is mouth-watering, nose-bleed inducing or a link that damn well leads me to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- AMERICA/ANYONE, WORLD: ARCHAEOLOGICAL FUN
Okay, so we've most of us seen the new strip, with the Northern Europeans talking about relatedness, right? (For those who haven't, it's here: http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/4004671.html#cutid1) Did anyone else snicker a little bit over the way Iceland referred to the archaeological studies as investigations of his body?
Now, we all know archaeology is one of America's hobbies, right? I think you know where I'm going with this: ♥
America/Anyone, enjoying a little, uh. Recreational archaeology, please.
- ENGLAND: GUILTY GEAR CROSSOVER
Ah... requester!anon hopes that specific fill isn't too specific but here goes!
Anon would like to see a Hetalia/Guilty Gear crossover (because these are two of anon's not-so-secret vices) wherein England discovers the kind of company his new Prime Minister keeps after-hours. The catch? England doesn't recognize his Prime Minister at first because he's never seen him dress quite like that around the office.
Because really- who doesn't want the world's greatest trap as their Prime Minister? Cue awkwardness, spazzing on both parts, and relentless teasing from the 'friends' Bridget's out drinking with.
Bonuses:
1. England doesn't realize who 'she' is at first and is completely taken by the charm and smiles.
2. Once he figures it out, he's still pretty 'do want'.
3. Jellyfish Pirates + Sealand-as-Zepp are Bridget's bar friends.
Mother of all bonuses- Bridget/England smut?
Captcha: Hauls round- does that mean England gets to come with from the get-go, Captcha?
- NORWAY, WORLD: INVOLVING WHAT'S ON THE VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76d6JTLCc9g
Something ANYTHING involving this.
*smirks*
Norway I will never be able to take you seriously again.
Also If its an art fil: Props for Sweden failing at Rock paper scissors.
* AMERICA/CANADA, DENMARK/CANADA, RUSSIA/CANADA: CANADA GETS DOMINATED
So, OP has noticed that Canada does get bullied over the Arctic a lot (The Northwest Passage, Hans Island, etc)
Canada getting dominated by the other Arctic states (particularly America, Denmark, and Russia), so smut is wanted!
Bonus: Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland are included
- SEALAND/ROMANO/PRUSSIA: THREESOME
Sealand/Romano/Prussia
The Nation that's not a Nation, the defunct Nation, and the non-existent Nation hook up.
Perhaps Sealand walks in on Prumano goodness, or finds two nations without land great practice for England, or Prussia and Romano argue over the adorable Shota.....creativity is king.
- RUSSIA/CHINA/LITHUANIA: THREESOME
Yah, I'm totally bored and want mixed RIVALRY, ANGST, SMUT REQUEST.
Make Lithuania and China horribly jealous at each others and wants nothing, but pull each others throats and win, while Russia... well he's Russia and he wants them both. xD;;; Put them all in sexy times together! ;D
Please?? *puppy eyes*
And I simply don't care who's the bottom or top.
- GERMANY/VENEZIANO: THREE ORGASMS
Ger/Ita.
Italy having AT LEAST three orgasms.
The rest is up to the anon~
- ENGLAND, FRANCE: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CROSSOVER
I'm watching Spongebob with the kid I'm babysititng, and Patrick just went "I got it; let's get naked!" And Spongebob said in response "No, let's save that for real estate.." while I was listening to France's marukaite chikyuu.
I want that episode with Patrick as France and Spongebob as England. They don't need to sell chocolate.
Bonus: the guy whos screaming 'CHOCOLAATE!' throughout the whole episode is America.
Bonus: The con artist is Canada.
SOUL-GIVING BONUS: The old ladies are Sealand and Prussia. England/Sealand and France/Prussia ftw.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND: HE NEEDS TO BE COMFORTED
I'm just gonna be a bitch and request more US/UK and add it to the already huge heap here...
US/UK, where England finally breaks down and needs to be comforted. With him coming up to America and begging him not to hate him for not being there or apologizing for it. (I think I remember a request with America doing this--)
Bonuses would be Arthur doing this on the 4th of July, snapping at Alfred and then breaking down after Alfred prods at him. Sex ensues?
Is hurt/comfort a kink? Of not, then wrist fetish?
I just noticed I called them by all their names. huh.
Captcha: Watkins Meriting. WTF?
- RUSSIA/PRUSSIA: MPREG
RussiaPrussia mpreg. Russia actually being NICE towards pregnant Prussia. Prussia is pregnant with twin girls. Have fun.
... will totally fill whatever you want if anyone does this D:
* WORLD: THEIR LAST TIME
Anon wants to see some fics about a couple's last time together. It can be sex, a tender moment, or even just a conversation, but at some point at least one of the parties should realize that this is their last time together. Any interpretation of 'last time' is cool, but make sure it's angsty or at least bittersweet.
- RUSSIA/AMERICA/CHINA/FRANCE/ENGLAND: ORGY
Allied/Britannia!Angel UK
Basically UK turns into Britannia Angel during the Allied meeting.
However, this somehow arouses all the Allied nations and Angel!UK gets screwed like tomorrow, yes, screwed/fucked literally by all the Allied nations.
Bonus Points:If Allied nation A (preferably US)tries to take/protect Angel!UK from the others for himself <3
- OTHER/AMERICA: ALIENS HAVE MATING SEASONS?
Tony/America
Yes, anon wants this now. It's mating season, and anon here wants Tony trying to seduce America into submission. Up to anon if it becomes successful or not.
Bonus: If Russia, Canada or England decides to join the 'fun'
- WORLD: DREAMING OF SOMEONE THAT WILL CHANGE THEIR LIVES
Anon would like to see something where a nation dreams of someone who will someday change their lives, human or another nation. As smutty, sweet or angsty as anon wants.
Examples: (Dreamer first; these aren't necessarily smutty or romantic) France/UK, N. Italy/Germany, UK/US, UK/Queen Elizabeth, US/George Washington, China/Japan, China/Russia, China/America, China/Mao, Germany/Hitler, Prussia/Germany, Turkey/Greece, Spain/S. Italy, Spain/England, Russia/Stalin, Russia/Lenin, Russia/Liet. Or anything else you come up with anon <3
- AMERICA, ENGLAND: THE OTHER WAY AROUND...
AU in which the continent of America was about the location Great Britain is now, and Great Britain is an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with some kind of awesomesauce national resource. And so instead of UK raising US, it's the other way round...
- CANADA/RUSSIA, CANADA/ANYONE, WORLD: INVADING MY POLAR REGIONS
Canada/anyone (Russia maybe? whatever works!), and the phrase "invading my polar regions".
DO WANT. Sex not necessary, I just want the lols.
* AMERICA/ENGLAND: PEANUTS CROSSOVER
Anon has seen too much Peanuts and wants Snoopy!America/Woodstock!England
Fluff or Smut or even both <3 anon just wants it filled!
Bonus: if any Nation-turned-into-Peanuts character interrupts them :D
- AMERICA/PRUSSIA: PDA
This is one of those 'Is it weird to like this?' pairings that I have.
America/Prussia
Doing PDA, or Public Displays of Awesome during a World Meeting.
Later, laughing at everyone's reaction during or right after sexy times.Anon prefers Seme!America for this pairing.
- AMERICA, CANADA, RUSSIA, FINLAND, WORLD: THEY'RE ONE/TWO/ALL OF THE NORDICS' KID/S
Specific request is specific.
I want America and/or Canada to realise that they are the children of one/two/all nordics.
Idea based on the strip where England and France finds baby America, but in truth it was Sweden and Finland that found him first.
The prefered kink would involve Russia and America during the time Finland is at Russias house but if anons would find inspiration in something else anything involving some of the nordics having family like feelings for America and/or Canada would do just fine.
* ENGLAND, AMERICA: STAR SPANGLED BANNER
The British Royal Guards playing the "Star Spangled Banner" in Buckingham Palance the day after the September 11 attacks.
I want to see England singing the Star-Spangled Banner to a grief-stricken America after the the World Trade Center attacks.
Bonus: America falls asleep while England sings, like a young child
- TAIWAN/HUNGARY: BUBBLY TEA
Taiwan/Hungary
Anon likes to see Taiwan giving Hungary bubble tea, but ends up getting rejected. Anon would love to see Taiwan forcing Hungary to drink bubble tea with some kinky lessons.
Bonus: If bubble tea is used in the process of Taiwan's kinky lesson <3
- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: COWBOY/MAGE
I totally would love to see some Cowboy!America and Mage!England sex.
It's up to anon to decide about the plot as long as there's smut in it.
However, there's bonus points if it involves Cowboy!America's pistol or the ever so cliched phrase "Save a horse...Ride a cowboy"
- WORLD, ENGLAND: IT HAPPENED THE OPPOSITE WAY
So, anon here has been watching too many of the 'bad endings' from a game called Disgaea. It made me think of this idea that I haven't been able to get out of my head:
So what I would like to see is a crucial part of a country's history, where I mean something BIG happened that most likely effected other nations largely too( i.e.: a revolution, a war, a treaty, an alliance), happens the opposite way. Causing the course of many events to happen differently and ultimately, a HORRIBLE 'current' state of the world. So it'd probably be dripping with angst and be pretty dark and sad.
I guess this most likely warrants multiple fills, but if I had to choose just one, it'd be 'if England's empire never fell'.
Please anons, make this leave an awful taste in my mouth...
- GERMANY, GREECE: THEY KNOW JACK SQUAT ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SPECIES
Greece likes Cats
Germany likes Dogs
Put those two together, throw in a drunken bet, and suddenly they have to live with each other's pets until one caves.
Greece can't do anything anymore, because the dogs need constant attention and care, not to mention how nosey and troublesome they get. And Germany can't handle cats and their moods, or the constant cat naps and breaking of fine china.
Bonus:
-Their respective lovers (Italy for Germany and Japan for Greece) have to keep helping them because neither know jack squat about the opposite species.
-Italy and Japan are totally cool with both pets, so they're all 'buhyoo' about having cats or dogs for a change.
-Prussia hates the cats because they keep trying to eat Gilbird.
- CANADA: CANADIAN SIMULATOR
We've already had the German Simulator-how about Canada's version instead eh?
Anon here wants Canada lining up for check out at Real Canadian SuperStore(google it if you don't believe me-there's such a store in Canada)and getting pissed as various nations appear at the checkout and either ask him stereotypical Canadian questions or anything that ticks Canada off.
Bonus: if Nation A asks if Canada if they can buy a polar bear at SuperStore or snow sleds
or Kumajirou beating the shit out of a Nation :D
- GERMANY, JAPAN, VENEZIANO, ROMANO: GENDERBENDER
We are now entering an AU where most of the Uke!Nations are girls.
I know, I know, 'Why ever would I want to read/fill that???' But, please hear me out for a minute!!
It's WWII and Ita-chan has just recently joined the Axis Powers, but unlike cannon, both Germany and Japan just shake their heads at her incompetence because, well... everybody knows girls suck at war, right? (They're pointedly forgetting Hungary, right now)
Now you see, Felicia's elder sister Romina keeps popping up only to witness them in inappropriate positions with her dear, but utterly stupid, baby sister. So, she cries 'RAPE!!' and causes all sorts of problems that (accidentally) stops them from winning quite a few battles.
The problem? Well,they can't do anything about Romina because, not only would it make Felicia cry, but also, any sign of discomfort from her would make Spain drag himself out of his own civil war/dictatorship so that he can have a 'word' with them about how to properly treat las señoritas!
- WORLD, OTHER: WINNIE THE POOH CROSSOVER
Anon just wants to see the Allied nations, Canada and Kumajirou as Winnie the Pooh characters. Up to writer!anon for the plot. However, Anon would like it if the following nations were these characters.
Winnie the Pooh-Kumajirou
Christopher Robin-Canada
Rabbit-England
Tigger-America
Eeyore-Russia
Piglet-China
Owl-France
Anon wouldn't mind more nations as Winnie the Pooh characters~
Bonus Points: -Insane Eeyore!Russia
-Plot involving the gang to ask Owl!France about his 'wise' opinions (something kinky is loved)
-The characters having the 'World Meeting'
-Winnie!Kumajirou going on a rampage just because he can't find any honey
-Christoper Robin!Canada saying 'silly old Kumajirou'
- WORLD: LAMEBOOK
Forget Facebook, Anon wants Nation A to post embarrassing things from Nation B's FB page onto Lamebook.
Bonus: -other Nations find out about it and Nation B ends up going after Nation A for revenge -smut is encouraged~
- CHINA/RUSSIA: INSANE!CHINA
There isn't a lot of China/Russia ones out there :O
Anon wants Insane!China topping the hell out of Russia.
Bonus Points: -Russia secretly enjoying as the uke
-Blood play or bondage is used <3
- WORLD, DENMARK, AMERICA: TRUE BLOOD CROSSOVER
I know that a lot of you are probably sick to death of vampire stories, but nonetheless... I'm requesting a True Blood crossover.
I would like to see something between a nation and one of their vampires. I'm thinking Denmark and Eric bonding over their Viking days, America and Bill remembering the civil war, that kind of thing. If sex happens, that's just great.
* WORLD: WITH HUMAN BABIES
Haven't seen anything like this so far, sooooo...
All that canon artwork of grownup!Italy holding Chibitalia has set this anon's biological clock a-tickin'. Like, really.
So.
Let's have some Nation-tans with babies. Their babies. In FULL-ON DADDY MODE.
And by "their babies," I'm not talking about colonies or states or the Liancourt Rocks, but lol @ messy custody battles in court anyway, but actual, human, non-geographical babies. Mothers need not be specified, since things would get complicated and mpreg isn't exactly this anon's cup of tea.
This anon would really like to see the Axis boys setting up a play date for their children (with Feliciano Jr. bawling and Kiku Jr. in a little kimono), but she also has a secret fantasy of Austria playing the piano with a not-from-Hungary's-vagina!toddler on his lap, banging his/her hands on the keyboard and completely ruining the song.
Multiple fills are encouraged for this. ♥
- WORLD: BEL CANTO CROSSOVER
"When you think of love you think like an American. You should think like a Russian!"
"Yeah, we Americans have a bad habit of thinking like Americans."
Request: Something with this quote. Any circumstance, humor, angst, whatever, just as long as Russia and America say this to each other.
(The quote is from Bel Canto. I might be paraphrasing a bit, it's been a while since I read it.)
Or, if you wish to be really awesome, Hetalia-fy Bel Canto (Fem!America as Roxane, Japan as Hosokawa, Russia as Fyodorov, etc, all stuck in a house together where no one can speak anyone else's language...except for a single translator (Canada? IDK.)) But since that's a lot to ask, just the quote will do nicely.
- AMERICA: MIND BLOWING SEX
Superman!America/America
Anon wants to see Superman!America showing America who's the real hero with plenty of mind blowing sex.
Bonus Points: -If America is portrayed as the villain from Superman!America's perspective.
- AMERICA/ENGLAND, OTHER: TONY AND ENGLAND JOIN FORCES
Has anyone seen that completely awful horror movie called "Dreamcatcher"? It's about a parasitic alien that bursts out of people's asses after eating their insides. At the end when the alien takes over an American man's body (the movie is American, too, of course), it speaks with a British accent. If you haven't seen it, don't. Really, it's awful.
So for the prompt: America makes England watch Dreamcatcher and Tony joins in out of curiousity. When it's revealed that the alien has a British accent, the two of them are really pissed since they don't get along. Kind of a "how could you disgrace my proud race by mixing it with that trash?!" sort of thing. Naturally, Alfred is completely without remorse which only serves to anger them further. England and Tony decide to put aside their differences temporarily to get back at America somehow and through the course of things find out that they actually make a pretty good team. America gets what he has coming to him, of course. I'm looking for something lulzy rather than violent. Oh, and if there's any romance, I'd like USUK, because pairing one of them with Tony is kind of a squick for me. Not interested in smut, either. Vanilla anon is vanilla.
tldr: England and Tony work together to get revenge on America and find out they make a good team.
- CANADA/AMERICA: HOCKEY
Hockey!Canada/America
America disses hockey in front of Canada. Canada turns to Hockey!Canada and teaches America a lesson to never diss hockey.
Bonus: -A hockey stick is used in the process <3333
- RUSSIA/LITHUANIA: BOOT LICKING
Once upon a time probably in this comm, now that I think about it, I read a really short Russia/Liet with boot licking.
Well it was hot like I never knew licking boots could be, and I come today begging your anonymous greatness for more...? If Liet likes it or not, I don't mind either way. <3
- JAPAN, VENEZIANO: ABUSING VENEZIANO
Anyone remember this from Part 6?: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10530.html?thread=17536290#t17536290
(Seven glorious comments' worth of straight-up Italy torture.)
Yeah, let's have that continued, with Japan taking Germany's place as the one abusing Italy.
Please, awesome-anon-who-wrote-that-fic? <333
- FRANCE/ENGLAND, AMERICA/ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER
US/fem!UK/France
AU perhaps?
US is your average jock, fem!UK is the school nerd with a fiery temper and France is the famed playboy. Anon wants to France lusting after fem!UK with a jealous US :3
Plot is really up to writer!anon <3
- AUSTRIA/PRUSSIA, GERMANY/PRUSSIA, HUNGARY/PRUSSIA: DRAG QUEEN!PRUSSIA
Anon wants to see Drag Queen!Prussia seducing either Austria/Germany/Hungary.
Bonus: Drag Queen!Prussia ends up bottoming from top :D
- CANADA/SEYCHELLES: GENDERBENDER
Canada is the shy, smart, but not very noticed girl. Seychelles is the exotic new guy who is determined to make Canada fall in love with him.
Bonus: America is the overprotective brother, and France/England are their parents.
I'd prefer human names, although Seychelles' name would be interesting to make up. orz
- CANADA/AMERICA: STRIPPING
Canada/America
America finds a pole installed in his house, guess who's on it though?
Anon wants to see Canada stripping for his brother <3
Bonus Points: -America ends up topping for the fun of it.
-Canada saying 'Hello there sexy' and pouring maple syrup all over himself *_*
- AMERICA/SWEDEN: DINNER AND DRINKS
Because it's an extremely rare pair and I love those... (especially when America is in the mix)
While researching the United States foreign relations I came across a note that the Swedish ambassador acts as intermediary between the US and North Korea.
So a meeting between America and Sweden to discuss upcoming talks between the two runs really late, America suggests they go out for dinner/drinks when it finally over. Whatever happens next is up to the anon (smut is not necessary but not discouraged either). I just really want to see something...anything...with these two interacting for an extended period of time.
* WORLD: AFTER THE MPREGNANCY
I'm a fan of Mpreg, but there is a lot of that, so I'd like to see the result of Mpreg, I'm saying I would like the Nations spending time with their teenage kids. The kids are anywhere from 12-18 (Ok, preteen-teenage kids), mainly because Babies are rather boring, and little children are annoying. But Teens and their drama...would drive the nations insane.
Just random things like:
~Family bonding time
~Puberty (I'd prefer two male parents and a daughter for this one.)
~Crushes (And how the Parents feel) (On Other nations children or Humans...but more love for the nation children)
~Time with 'extended' family, like America and Canada's kids hanging out, or Italy and Romano's. Or hanging out with uncles/Aunts.
~"I'm almost as old as you!" for the 'older teens'
~Getting into fights at school (That would be some of the ones with rather violent parents..)
~Anything else you might want to write
Preferred Parrings: USUK, PruCan, Spain/Romano, ItaGerm, Hungary/Austria, PolLeit, RuChu.
Bonus: Two male nations and a 12/13 year old girl.
Bonus 2: Children of Canada or Spain hanging out with 'Uncle France' who tries to teach them 'how the world works'
- FRANCE: FART KINK
Since he seems to really like fart jokes, France with a fart kink.
I don't care if it's crack or serious or he's ashamed of it or not.
Just... try to have fun with it?
* OTHER: FLUFF
Gilbird/Hana-tamago
Plot is up to writer!anon, however, anon wants fluff added in the fill <3
Anon does not mind smut in it, though it may taint her poor mind
Notes
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