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"Pregnant pop star Britney Spears was so devastated by the negative reaction she received after her appearance on news show Dateline NBC, she chopped off all her hair and dyed it black to help her image." Emphasis mine. Not a bad trick that, Brit.

Also, happy birthday to the elf monster!

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98%[*] of fandom are waiting eagerly for the next Harry Potter book. If you are one of the 2% of fandom who are not, post this in your journal.

[*]Possibly an invented statistic.

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Aussie Slang: 75%British Slang: 50%Canadian Slang: 25%Prison Slang: 25%Southern Slang: 25%New England Slang: 0%Victorian Slang: 0%

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that jerk oulangi gone and said that I got caught talking to eljuno and backstabbing jainamsolo.

And also mom & dad was totally unfair to me Friday and now I'm grounded :-(.

Hey and know what? mirabellawotr added another meme to their journal. GOD I HATE THAT!!!1!one!

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Hey that was pretty close!

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Dear everyone on the roads today,
please fuckin' die.

no love,

apoplexia

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