dear jeannine,

why is there a 2 quart jug of Crisco in our bathroom? you are very silly.

and by silly i mean you and your boyfriend are f-ing perverts.

love jenna

i was having a bad day so i cut all of my hair off. oopsies.

I've decided that I'm going to make my own Zine and it is going to be my dog Addy and I drawn in different situations and the only thing I'm going to say is Bukowski quotes in pig latin and Addy is just going to nod her head and agree with me.

SO i dont know if any of you have actually really listened to the song ( Read more... )

d00d, don't you hate when you're studying for a History of Early Christianity final and you study so much of the historical significance of Emperor Constantine's conversion to Christianity that you totally forget to study the New Testament Roots of Asceticism and then lose 20 percent of your grade because the test doesn't even ask about Constantine ( Read more... )

Boy? BOY? You must'a said Leroy or Almond Joy because I's just KNOOOOWS you didn't say BOY!

   That's okay, brush off the dirt and you can still eat it.
   With these words, I find myself thinking about my ongoing
existence as a human being and the path that lies ahead of me.
Though of course these thoughts lead to but one place--death.
Imagining death is, at least for me, an awfully hazy proposition.
And death, for some reason, reminds me of ( Read more... )

"As for mountains, there are mountains hidden in jewels: there are mountains hidden in marshes, mountains hidden in the sky: there are mountains hidden in mountains. There is a study of mountains hidden in hiddenness. An ancient Buddha said, 'Mountains are mountains and rivers are rivers.' The meaning of these words is not that mountains are ( Read more... )

this morning for breakfast i ate a 2 day old wendy's cheeseburger and i had a piece of 3 day old cake for lunch.
i am desperate and poor.
somebody feed me!

wow. last night was amazing ( Read more... )