Yesterday was Gray's Lake, where we built sandcastles, swam in the dirty, dirty, disqusting, filthy-ass water, stole Mousie's sandals, played tag, floated on they buoys, tug-boated Sean around, etc... Then we decided to go to Jon May's house ( Read more... )

Did you know that Perkins closes?

Once a month apparently.

I'm sunburnt. Badly ( Read more... )

Ok, this is an informative post ( Read more... )

Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
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I'm sick of the "pro-life" movement. They want to say stuff like "pro-choice? more like pro-DEATH!"? fine ( Read more... )

Damn me. I got a myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/phlufepig

friend me. activate.

Wow. Wow. Wow ( Read more... )

I just heard what I (literally) consider to be the funniest thing ever said to anyone, by anyone.

Noel Coward walks into somewhere. It doesn't matter where.

"I'm thirsty." he says.

An attendant hand him a glass of water.

"I said I was thirsty, not dirty."

Brilliant.

First, a question ( Read more... )