I bought the cat and named him Gatsby. He is a pretty Norwegian Forest Cat. I gave him a collar with a red bow-tie and a matching red leash for walks. Won't everyone be pea-green with envy? My little cat will be the talk of the town ( Read more... )

I'm thinking about buying this big grey furry cat.  He's fat and lazy, with a big mane and soft white fur jutting out between his toes.  I'm going to name him Mestopholes.  He will only eat Fancy Feast from a champagne glass and sit next to me while I watch movies.  We will be good friends.

I don't care what anyone says.  I want a boyfriend, not a ( Read more... )

I must be out of my mind.

Two days ago I switched majors to Public Relations.  Why, you ask?  Well, as I'm sure most of you know, I previously had double majors in English and Gender Studies and a minor in Anthropology.  Allow me demonstrate my mode of thinking:

The enigineering major asks, "How do things work?"
The science major asks, "Why do things ( Read more... )

Over break I went to Disney World and it was the best vacation I've ever had.  It trumped Europe, even.  I know I'm a sucker for sentimentality, but everything felt so magical and precious.  I was a wide-eyed kid again.

Oh, and really, there's no use in denying it any longer--I'm completely in love with Brad.

Pictures to come.

My place has been completely transformed and feels cozier than ever. Jeremy came from out of town, so I must credit him for the use of his truck... and his muscles. We all had a good weekend together, filled with lots of Super Monkey Balls and, in some cases, booze (which isn't entirely atypical).

Things feel very centered and forward-moving, at ( Read more... )

Today marks the first day of my new work schedule, which includes opening at 7:30 AM four times a week. Lord, help me. But really, could anyone ask for a better way to cut back on late-night boozing? I don't think so. Well, unless you're one of those people who don't mind coming into work still intoxicated. Don't look at me ( Read more... )

I have some New Years resolutions I'd like to write down for future rememberance:

1)  Go to class more often.
2)  Meet a girl-friend.
3)  Make things work with Brad.

Really there are a lot of things I'd like to do, but they're a bit more embarassing to divulge.  I need to start taking better care of myself, in a myriad of ways.  I've more or less ( Read more... )

Do you have porn under your bed ( Read more... )

I figured I might as well get it out in the open-- I'm completely and utterly depressed. So if you are wondering why you haven't heard from me in awhile, or where I've disappeared to, know that I am wallowing in my own misery.

Last night I went to bed at 8:52.  Yes, 8:52.  This is also going to be my worst college semester yet, academically speaking.  Yet somehow I don't really care.  Next year, I think I'd like to live in Spindler Hall.  And do some of my school work.

As it is, presently I have a tummy ache and don't feel very well about ( Read more... )