If I were to try and define a society in decline, I think it would be a society in which its people are more worried about what they shouldn't do than what they should.

"Sleep apnea raises risk of death by 46%, researchers say"

So my odds of dying are now 146%. Sleep apnea gives me a bonus life. I'm like a goddamn bionic commando.

What ever happened to the hat as fashion accessory? I mean seriously, all we have now are baseball caps and cowboy hats, which are both tired and overplayed to say the least. If we are going to be in the middle of a depression, the least we can do is bring back the fedora.

Not that it needs to be said, but.....


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So I finally got around to watching Cannibal Holocaust. Don't ever make the same mistake. Seriously. Don't.

Apparently, God hates Republicans too! Oh God, you and your crazy meteorlogical acts of judgment!

This wins the award for superfluous clarification of the year:

"Germany does not recognize Scientology as a religion and regard it as a cult masquerading as a church to make money -- a view rejected by Scientologists."

There is nothing more boring in life than having everyone identifying and agreeing with you. It kills the conversation.

So I'm going Obama. Not because I'm impressed with his voting record. Not because I think he has more political acumen. I only vote for him because I think he is the only candidate capable of propelling us into a new political epoch both domestically and overseas. Symbolically he represents a totally new American image. He embodies all the ( Read more... )

Brush your TEEEEEEEEEETH!