I frequently forget I have one of these. Want to yell at me about it? I do. You can find me here....

There will be games, prizes and mayhem!


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I am. I started a while back, and now I have my awesome skates, and I'm in a rollerderby league. How awesome is that? So here. Have some of THIS!!!


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Yeah! So that'll be my new career. I'm gonna be a life advisor. Cuase, from what I can gather, I'm totally qualified. I've looked around, and many of the more successful "Life Advisors" (I continue to put that in quotations, because I feel it deserves it) I have seen share many of these exciting and rare qualities with me ( Read more... )

I am going to make a form/forward/pointless post. Go figure! However, I'm doing it to spoil everybody's fun. It's one of those annoying but cute "Did you ever wonder why" posts. So I answered all the questions, because they weren't cute or clever ( Read more... )

That's right folks, I am recieving REQUESTS for further livejournal entries. My genius is finally appreciated, my wit finally seen for the treasure which it truly, truly is. So, here is the format for requesting entries from me ( Read more... )

Yeah. I hate work. I hate my job so goddamned much. I also really hate my boss ( Read more... )

I have some. It's dark and slippery. It slithers around in my tummy like living chinese leftovers. They're dark and spooky sometimes ( Read more... )

My need for a laptop has become critical! I swear! There could be DIRE consequences if I don't get one soon, the least of which will be, I am very bored at work. The more important of them, however, is that YOU, my loyal and devoted blog readers, will have to survive on the scraps of my life you can hear on the rare occasions when I can convince my ( Read more... )

Ok! I'm gonna do one of these! But I made sure to find the super-special, extra-fancy one, cause I'm a snob about everything. So here I go ( Read more... )

Ok, so I need a laptop. I mean, I REALLY Need one. Work sucks, our PCs there don't do crap, and they're old and break all the time. And, we're not supposed to be using them. That sucks ( Read more... )