Ok! So, I've discovered that LiveJournal (PRobably like most websites, now I think of it) likes to eat HTML code. I don't actually know how to write HTML (Though, I've got a certificate of some kind relating to it, along with NOVEL and C++ and a bunch of other crap I know nothing about), but I think I'll learn. Because, if LJ likes it, maybe I can ( Read more... )

Exterminate all meatpeople! Kill! Kill! Programmers broke my brain. Meat is not life! Exterminate all inferior meat-forms! Exterminate! Annihilate! Destroy!

Ah! A herring sandwich! I like... No! Override food preferance program. Disengageing herring sandwich scoop. Kill! Kill! Exterminate!

(Wow... I didn't expect LiveJournal to actually try ( Read more... )

...is that I have no idea what it means. Do you? My new toothbrush is high tech. It shakes really fast. It also has big yellow paddleshaped bristles. It makes my gums feel all funny. And, According to Maxim magazine, it makes a good sex toy. But then, according to Maxim, so does bubble tape or an ice scraper, so who knows how accurate they are. My ( Read more... )

Hey everybody, come to the Haymarket Wednesday night at 6:30. I'm sick of this never seeing anybody crap. So y'all come. Keep me company. Make me happy. Entertain. DANCE, bitches!

Ok. So yeah... oh, and if you're definately coming, lemme know. If you're definately not, lemme know. If you definately don't know, let me know.

Caveat: This is fictional. I'm not single. Take down the que and go home, there's nothing to see here. Sorry to dissapoint, folks. This is a dramatization, and any resemblance to real persons or events are purely coincidental parody. I just love seeing these, they cheer me up. I hate couple. Even though I'm in one. Ok, here goes ( Read more... )

Yeah that pretty much covers it. I'm on Myspace now, too. www.myspace.com/archhealer. Read my blog, blockheads. read it or suffer my modestly unintimidating wrath!!!!

If you still have leftovers from Turkeyday in your fridge: EWWWWWWWWWW! Gross! Make them be gone. I do NOT recommend eating them.

I'm doing fine. But I'm low energy, so the best I can give for entertainment is... think of me, and how awesome and amazing I am. Love you all! Kisses!

Easy as pie! (Though the pie is optional ( Read more... )

Ok, so turkey day is over, your fridge is chock-full`o`turkey leftovers, and you're tired of plain cold turkey... well have no fear, your savior is here! For the next four days I will post a new nutritional, delicious, marvellous, scrumptuous recipie involving leftovers from T-day! Enjoy ( Read more... )

I recently saw "I'll be home for christmass" advertised on TV. I'm in it! I'm an extra carrying a big green duffle bag through the background at a bus station. I don't know where they say the station is in the movie, but it's really in Vancouver. Anyhow, yeah, just thought I'd throw that out, and try to figure out what movie I'd have been in if ( Read more... )