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I was woken up by the phone this morning. Not odd in itself. I was woken up by the phone this morning FOUR TIMES. I hate that.

I had bleu cheese for breakfast though. mmmmm. Smelly.

Yes, that's right ladies and gentlemen, I was the recipient of a money-shot (That's spoot in the eye, for those who don't know) by a fungus. So... I know one who sleeps with plants is a dendrophiliac.... what is the word for somebody who has sex with fungus? (And no, skank, slut, and ho are NOT the words I'm looking for ( Read more... )

I almost forgot. Some girl with an awesome ass dragged me into the hallway and showed me (And whoever else she could lasso) how to be cool! So see, y'all, I'm cool now, I'm dizzown with the WHAT WHAT so y'all just step Da-own, see ( Read more... )

I had an art class tonight. It wuz fun. I didn't go to my uther classes. They not fun. Why classes not fun? Dancing fun. Music fun. Finger-painting fun.

Upside: Girls asses! God I love staring at girls asses. Sometimes boy asses, but most boys don't have nice asses or wear bad bad pants so you can't tell. So generally girl asses. Jah.

So, like, my sister's boyfriend's cousin's roommate's bother was like, "Dude, blow!" and like, stacy was just like, you know, whatever, and like, we all can't BELIEVE what a jerk he is, and like, you know, whatever!

Hey! It's Monday! I'm awake, outta bed, done with classes. Girlfriend is showing me naughty (But classy) pictures of herself. My room is a mess. I'm hungry. I want to not have japanese class anymore.

yay! Mondays that don't suck ROCK.

I am such a damn good boy. I did my homework and I brushed my teeth and I'm going to be in bed before eleven! But only just. If I went to bed earlier, I'd be a loser and nobody would like me ( Read more... )

I'm an enzyme! The internet told me so. It says I'm dark and stuff. And the internet is the most reliable source of information EVER, so it must be true.

So hah!

Of course, I lost the URL for the thingy that told me that, but it's on Carik's journal, so go look there.

Last night, two absolutely gorgeous women and I went to a bar. Everybody there was drunk, and there were scantily clad women with big fake boobs, and everybody sang piano man. The bartenders were funny and the drinks were cheap. We got really drunk. Then we came home. I drank a little more and puked for a long long time. Now I feel like walking ( Read more... )