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Have a quick peek. Quite funny

I dont know what i wanna say other than Perth is blessed with some amazingly good comedians at the mo ( Read more... )

My chest hurts and i am sick like a sad puppy. I hate coughing all the time. But now i have starburst, so things are ok ish now. * N.B* THIS IS THE WORLDS MOST BORING POST.

The truth is, that if i wasnt wearing my pyjamas right now, id be nude. Well not totally, i do have my swatch on, my elvis ring and my two rubber band things that people buy to support charites, cept i just picked mine up off the floor. And one of them is red and says ' Australian Red Cross' and then you turn it round and it says 'Humanity'. The ( Read more... )

BIll had lay awake all night. Just an open pair of eyes staring at the ceiling, drawing shapes on the cornices with the aid of the moonlight. Next to him him lay his wife, his former love, now just acting as a warm blob he could put his feet on. Her big body causing the sheets to look like mountainous terrains in the half light. Bill could see ( Read more... )

The worlds foremost love expert, Robbie Toes, is back tonight at lazy susans comedy den, above the brisbane hotel in highgate. Come along will be mega mega fun.

I cant believe how lazy i am sometimes. For example i have been wanting to go to the toilet (for plop plops) for about eight hours, and i just havent bothered. It is about five metres away, but i cant be arsed putting on trousers and opening my bedroom door. So now i have much weight in the pit of my stomach. My own fault really... I have even got ( Read more... )

I hate it when there is a hair or a few hairs trapped in your keyboard, so you stop typing to fish it out with your special long hair retrieval fingernail, only to find that when you look back at the screen, you have inadvertantly typed the letter 'r' one thousand times. And i hate it when you are enojying something delightfully tasty, but you can ( Read more... )

My birthday tomorrow. My party sat night. Call me if you need details. You have my number. Arch

hello. my name is archie yap. yes, that really is my name. and it is good to be having good times with you my friends. now let me say something to you my sweet nubile little piglets ( Read more... )