i slept with a girl with the hottest body last night. 48 deg C... I ended up shoving her to the bottom of the bed and using her as a hot water bottle. Warm feet, good sleep ( Read more... )

When i wheeze cos of asthma ( Read more... )

I am sitting in my little office, trying to keep warm and do some work, but there is a cunt downstairs (or many cunts) who keep doing bird noises. And they are really really shit ones at that. And if i wasnt so stressed i would probably go down and join them. I hate being stressed because of money. It just doesnt seem right. And the thing is i am ( Read more... )

Well i havent posted for a couple of weeks. Internet has been down and i am so fucking poor i havent been able to fix it. I hate being poor, hate having to pay catch up all the time. I reckon i am stuffed for life. So i am thinking about becoming a male prostitute. I will have fairly reasonable rates, so please, if ever you are feeling amorous or ( Read more... )

At around four o clock sunday morning, my voice started to get slightly husky. It was a night of wild excess, well not just a night, it continuted til two in the morn on monday. Anyway by six in the morning voice was def on the way out. I was still talking and being told that although it did indeed sound quite sexy, it was fucked. And so on and on ( Read more... )

Last night i finally finished this race i had been in since august. I didnt win. Somtimes during this marathon, i felt as if I were edging ahead, sometimes i felt as if I were miles in front, and sometimes I felt as if I had stumbled. And last night, as the finish line grew close and obvious, i knew that i had been beaten ( Read more... )

Ok i will do a post about my day. so i started late, got up and had my cup of tea. Jumped onto the net to check how my cyber life was panning out. And there was Christy on msn. The dreaded ex. The girl i had spent almost five years of my life with. and for the last two weeks had been avoiding me. So we batted around with useless conversation unti ( Read more... )

I cant sleep. I allowed logies fever to wash over me like a parents love for a child. I was emersed and engulfed, unable to turn away. And Rove won the gold Logie and i applauded. And i thought that'll be me in a few years. ahhhhhh. Why did i watch? why? why? cos it was stormy and all the other channels were fucked. Christ this really is a make or ( Read more... )

Today i got a big boys bed. No more shitty mattress on the floor. Now i can store the shitty mattress under my bigboysbed. Now i can start sleeping wiht people again, in my bigboysbed. Hooraa! On friday night i figured out what all my problems were. Now i have recognized them i am coping with them. Someone has turned on the light. I think Im back

I swear i will never get a hang of this being alive thing that everyone else seems to be doing. Its so bloody hard. There needs to be a big book of rules telling you what to do. And fuck it, why cant people just do what you want them to?!?! Bastards! I am so sick to death of bieng unsure all the bleedin time, its like every single day is the first ( Read more... )