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New Beginnings
Hooray i have a new job and it is a great one!!! Am most pleased. -
lifestyle of ollioe
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60% Stability |||||||||||||||| 63% Orderliness |||||| 23% Accommodation |||||||||||| 43% Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious |||||||||||| 43% ( Read more... ) -
Kate Bush
WOW the new album is that good!!! I would put it top five albums of the last five years. It is just very very beautiful. Love it. -
I have wonderful legs
So enough of msn already, arent people sick of the way it drops out all the friggin time? Go to google and get Skype, it is such a cool programme and you can use it like a free phone as well as sending messages on it. Oh fuck this sounds like i am advertising for it. I guess i am. Only cos it is cool and free, i am the cheapest person in the cosmos -
Stage presence, delivery etc
Reliving last nights stand up effort at the Hyde Park, i have decided not to be so harsh on myself. True, there were bits i was less than happy with, but for something so hastily thrown together, i had some good lines. The nan and grandad dying? And me covered in crumbs? Excellent stuff. Your dads probably just piss on your faces, again lovely ( Read more... ) -
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Squeeky the squeegy is hot to trot,
He has all manor of things.
He goes shopping for small white dots,
to cover up his small white mistakes
so that his small white wife
does not get annoyed
and divorce him.
Why fall in love?
Why fall off walls?
Why fall into ice rivers?
Because it is more than fun. -
More poetry
When someone smiles at a tree ( Read more... ) -
Ahhhh poetry
Cups can be made of plastic or glass,
Plates are much the same.
But when you have a cloudy day,
it can indicate rain. -
Amazing foodstuffs
WOW!!!! have just been blown away by the amazing Mrs Mac. Not only did she pioneer (pie in ear?) the cheese chilli and beef pie phenom, she has now released a pizza pie. And it is good!!!!! Keep up the fantastic work Mrs Mac, dont let Mr Mac get you down. Your pies and sausage rolls are amazing.
