Comments | aredhel: I would like to make the population of Middle-Earth aware of the existence of the following items:

aredhel

I would like to make the population of Middle-Earth aware of the existence of the following items:

Feb 05, 2003 01:32

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arwenundomiel February 4 2003, 22:29:08 UTC

got to get me summat, apparently.

Re: aredhel February 4 2003, 22:31:23 UTC

The one at the top left is pills, and you absolutely have to remember to take them every day. The one at the bottom left is the easiest one. He just puts that on his thingy. :) The ones on the right are weirdnesses that you have to put inside yourself.

arwenundomiel February 4 2003, 22:35:10 UTC

you're very knowledgeable in these matters. i guess that's why you one have one kid, huh? i have 78, i think.

i'm going to go to isildur's secret tomorrow and get some stuff. >:)

aredhel February 4 2003, 22:37:08 UTC

Just think! All the sex you want, and no babies unless you want more of them!!

celegorm February 4 2003, 22:34:02 UTC

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Heh.

aredhel February 4 2003, 22:39:51 UTC

Yyyyyesssss?

Like uh... celegorm February 4 2003, 22:41:13 UTC

;)

Like whaaaaaaat? aredhel February 4 2003, 22:48:06 UTC

Hmmm.

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elladanthesane February 4 2003, 23:17:01 UTC

Uhm, seeing as I'm, you know, a bit of both...

Do I need to include ALL of those things in *MY* sex-life?

aredhel February 4 2003, 23:19:33 UTC

In order to keep down the mutant population, I would say yes.

elladanthesane February 4 2003, 23:27:47 UTC

I can always count on you for some real "positive re-enforcement"...

That gizmo in the upper right corner looks like something you'd use to plug a drain...

We've got one of those at home.

All's it needs is a touch of bleach and I'm all set.