my arms are up and at 'em!

so this happened over there at the overheard.

Wednesday Pick-Up-LinersCreepy Casanova: Want to hear the worst pick up line ever? 'Does this rag smell like chloroform to you ( Read more... )

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so, we've already agreed that ian would be extremely useful in the zombie apocalypse ( Read more... )

i didn't know george romero was making Diary of the Dead
or maybe i did.
either way, i'm excited!
ps.
is anyone excited about the grindhouse movies?
let's go!

also...
ryan has been keeping us updated about buffy season 8.
hmmm.
i was going to just repost the post, but then i read the whole thing and got lazy.
wet yer pants! SPOILER ALERT Y'ALL! ( Read more... )

you just rhymed ampersand with "and", "understand", and "ampersand."
i think i'm fucking in love with you.

warmest fucking regards,
nadezhda.

i gotz some questions.
sorry about the pearoast.
i just... you kids to answer me this...

when lil baby oscar is out on the ledge while annie potts and rick moranis get busy on the couch, who or what takes lil baby oscar off of the window ledge?
and what object is in their possession as they do so?

THANKS!

setting.: INTERIOR. office.

co-worker nancy.: what do you think allbusiness.com is?
dezh.: an anti-mullet website?
co-worker nancy. : she's here all week folks.
dezh.: try the veal.

don't be mad ( Read more... )

scene: we're at heartland brewery with some people [btw. had some awesome 10% alcohol wine beer thingie. it was yum!].

ian.: yeah. you know, my girlfriend... [blahblahblahforawhile.]
dezh.: [drunksy] did you just call me your girlfriend?
ian.: well, yeah. you are my girlfriend ( Read more... )

i'm not one that uses the potty at work, so, i can't make like i'm going to pee. if i do use the potty at work, everyone knows that it's because i'm on the rag ( Read more... )