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i am a whore and i want new shoes. buy me something.
no.
no.no.no.
not *sir.
[don't you like how we have a marcy peppermint patty relationship... when did i get glasses and not be the butch one...]
i am just saying that i will, in general, whore myself out.
anywho.
i saw this bitch on the train and i was so cumming on her boots.
because these were her boots.
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my dreams make for good pillowtalk.
so, the boy comes over even after i explain if he shows up, there will be no coitus.
the following conversation takes place after waking up from no-sex-because-i'm-on-my-period-non-sex-sex-induced-sleep.
dezh.: *sir. i had a dream about sandworms.
*sir.: [sheepishly.] really?
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and that's why i call it a computress.
the scene: elena has just asked nadezhda to print up some postcard labels. nadezhda's computer is acting way slow and bitchy ( Read more... ) -
house of whacks. *wokka wokka wokka.*
first off...
this movie should be called, the day that jack bauer finally had enough!
you know what i'm talking about.
no?
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i'm listening to bon jovi's "in & out of love."
i don't got a lot of time.
i should prolly be working. but there's no one at work today, and i'm bored and i'd much rather find out what's going on on lj considering it's been like 4 months.
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RYAN, WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS?
i want to invite you to a party.
it's a birthday party.
i don't have your email.
let's read this lj entry from last year.
nadezhda's commentary on ryan's commentary on nadezhda's pirate themed 24th birthday.
anyone else want to come?
dennis, you know you're invited, right?
liz, i want there to be massive discussions about lightsaber cocks.
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SPOILER ALERT: why miami vice is the greatest movie ever made...
first things first.
is there pastel in this movie?
kinda. once. it was an oxford, so i'm not sure if it counts.
hey, bait did wear a linen suit.
did they wear socks?
i didn't see any no-socks, so i'm guessing they had socks and were ashamed to show their socked ankles.
hmmm.
do i want to see this movie?
probably not.
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the state on dvd...
ok. is this gonna be just like fucking 21 jump street.
i'm sure it's gonna be awesome, but why can't i have the original music?
poop.
sorry, i forgot to put the source. i found this out over at ohnotheydidnt.
the best place for celeb gossip and knowing dorky things.
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ghetto love poem.
bored.
looking thru all of my old work emails.
found this gem from one of the only other browns in my office, who no longer works for the company.
it's all about losing the tracks.
GHETTO LOVE POEMGul I love you ( Read more... )