Im in the kitchen loading the dishwasher when I hear Jared yelp and cuss from the living room. Concerned I ran in there and asked if he was ok. He moaned and cussed some more that he had just pulled a muscle in his back and sent it into spams. So ya know I did what most people would do and asked him how the hell he pulled that off since his ass had ( Read more... )

Jared - The radio just said snow for tonight!

Me - yes, dear. It does that here.

Jared - In OCTOBER?!

Me - yes, dear.

Jared - and we bought a house here why?!

Andy and Brad took 3 year old Abby with them today while they did some shopping and right away Abby noticed the store already had their Halloween displays out. After the pretty colors and lights had drawn her in it wasnt long after that she noticed the OMGCANDY!!! CANDY EVERYWHERE!!! According to Andy she just HAD to have this large chocolate ghost ( Read more... )

I got Sims3! We shall now be rich!! :p Shut up, like you would make your ass poor ( Read more... )

When you get into your car....PUT DOWN THE MOTHER FUCKING CELL PHONES YOU ASSHOLES!!! You are NOT that important. Deal with it. I could give 2 bloody shits if you want to do society a favor by wrapping your own ass around a pole and removing yourself from the gene pool but I would appreciate it if you DIDNT TRY TO TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!

dear cable dude,

Appointments are things with times like 11:45 AM, 2:45 PM, 4:30 PM. Appointments ARE NOT sometime between 11-4. Sorry. But since you wont budge on this appointment thing I want you to know Im not going to budge on the bill payment date. I plan on paying you sometime between now and April. Fucktard.

Alex

Go play - http://spirit-wolf.livejournal.com/357987.html. Do so now. Right now. She usually does friends only journal stuff but I asked her to open this one so we all could play. If you click and its locked you drug your damn feet too long!!!

Happy New Year!

This man is my hero for today!!!

Damn. When did the Packers grow a pair?!