--I think
this site scared me a bit.
--After a little fucking around, my printer stopped sulking and actually started to work! Yay!
--I forgot a classic one in the last entry:
Guy A: How do you pronounce Axl?
Guy B: It's his initials. Just say out the letters, ei-eks-el. Right.
...Right.
At least don't pretend you know it... *sigh*