Yesterday at the mall I realized that laces are fucking criminal. I have been duped for the last 25 years, spending all this time tieing and re-tieing those silly little strings on my shoes. Once I find the right pair of slip-ons, I plan to make this The Summer of No Strings. Eventually, I would like to move away from strings entirely. I'll be like ( Read more... )

"I despise celebrity, I think it's ridiculous...it's so disgusting to me. When you see things in your private life torn apart it just makes you really sad--not sad for Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson, they want it, they have no right to complain because they've asked for it completely. I never asked for it, all I've wanted to do is write songs ( Read more... )

I passed the riding test at this weird place in Warren and went to the Secretaty of State this morning with my certificate.

I got my motorcycle license.

I am now fully legal to ride a Harley.

I will be riding a tiny Vespa instead.

i just called God to complain about the weather. He was all, "Fuck you, I'm cancelling summer."

Sorry, my fault.

I went to the motorcycle swap meet on Sunday at the State Fairgrounds. It was pretty spectacular. The award for most insane t-shirt goes to: "Homeland Security - Speak English or Go Home." THESE PEOPLE WALK THE EARTH WITH US. That is fucking crazy. Do they not know how this country was settled or do they simply choose to ignore facts? I love that ( Read more... )

"Police in Ariz. Seek Monkey for SWAT Team"
-Associated Press, 4/19/05

if anybody hears of a 2 bedroom house/apartment for rent in ferndale/royal oak for under $750 ***and available for only a 6 month lease***, please let me know.

thanks.

Because of my lofty job title, I have been asked to be the guest judge at....

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Troy High's Battle of the Bands

Hahahahahahahahaha! This will be fun.

Tenley - tonight - Small's. $5. 9.30pm

Tenley

tonight (weds.)
at Club Bart (on Woodward, just south of 9 mile - in Ferndale)
playing with The Silent Years
we play first - on stage at 10pm
$5

see you there!