Sometimes I hate living near and working in Boston. There are these are the mannequins http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=142499 that used to be in the Macy’s window in Downtown Crossing, but these anti-gay advocates (if you can call them that) objected and took these mannequins down because they had “breasts”. I ( Read more... )

Work was awful, but then my co-worker Dan and I went to the scooper bowl at City Hall Plaza for lunch. Never mind that my stomach now hurts, but ice cream was exactly what I needed. There were some men here with like 16 cups that they ate. I ate four, and that was quite enough. We were a little out of place there though, everyone else was ( Read more... )

It is really a toxic environment where I work. Even though I have only seventeen more work days left here I am not sure if I can handle it. Seventeen work days ago (including the many days I took off) was May 4th. That was a really long time ago, I do not know if I can make it that long here anymore. I am planning to take 30 hours of vacation in ( Read more... )

So today at work, and this is no lie, I introduced the internet wonder that is “Papa Smurf Can I Lick Your Ass?” to the MCLE community.

I found it online and forwarded it to selected colleagues. They in turn were disgusted by both my sense of humor and the fact that I had stumbled across that online. Still to this day I do not understand how I ( Read more... )

"She looked down at the grass ( Read more... )

Today is Tuesday, May 23, 2006 and I am sitting at work. I have probably done 45 minutes of real work today. I have stuffed my face with the free bagels and I feel like I am going to throw up all over the place. But, I have mastered my procrastination and looking-busying-while-actually-doing-nothing skills. It rocks. Plus I am overjoyed that I have ( Read more... )

Things that should be normal are hard for me and things that are not normal like studying or wanting to write a paper or staying late at work are not hard at all. I wonder why some people can just be so normal and others, like me, can never achieve it ( Read more... )

Genuine Experiencer

Genuine Experiencer

I have been in an updating mood more frequently lately. Maybe it is because I have been sitting at work and wanted to appear more industrious, but that probably isn’t true. For whatever reason I have felt like writing, like I need to write.

Yesterday morning on the train this man used the most unusual technique I have ever seen to pick up women. He ( Read more... )