Comments | arundel: What's A Murder?

arundel

What's A Murder?

Jul 19, 2006 16:03

So apparently while my mother is on her way to work, she calls to tell me that a road that everybody drives on in this town (320th and 1st in Federal Way) that the police found a well-dressed corpse with no apparent cause of death stuffed into the bushes in front of my orthodontist's office.

Comments 11

starlazer0 July 20 2006, 01:51:15 UTC

"a well-dressed corpse"

...well, at least it had that going for it!

loosened_grasp July 20 2006, 03:18:14 UTC

omg who's your orthodontist?!

arundel July 20 2006, 08:08:15 UTC

Donald Demattis!

wickedeyes July 20 2006, 03:21:37 UTC

Press Corpse

hobohobocamp July 20 2006, 03:29:34 UTC

i hope they were also wearing clean underwear.

w0nderm0nkey July 20 2006, 05:45:47 UTC

A group of crows?