Wow, this really got to me ( Read more... )

I got an email from ff.net that says one of the stories I've been following has been updated. I have to re-read all of the previous chapters before I can start the new one, especially if it's been a while since the last update. Which it has been. The fic is Dilemma It's a Gil/Greg fic, and written by one of my three favourite fanfic authors. It's ( Read more... )

Your Musical Tastes Match: Nicole Kidman
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I would tell y'all what happened to us today, but in light of recent posts I doubt anyone would believe it, so I'll just suffice it to say: We must have pissed off some Deity to a great extent, and are now being punished for it. I can see no other explanation for it all. Mom says perhaps we need to sacrifice a virgin to square ourselves with said

( Could be worse, could be raining. *thunder clap* )

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on higher purchase in a range of fucking fabrics ( Read more... )

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and sees a snail sitting there on the porch. He picks up the snail, and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there's a knock on the door. The man opens the door. There sits the same snail.

The snail says, "What the fuck was that all about?"

Two guys are having a conversation at political fund raising function.

Guy one: That guy over there is the head of the activist group Gay Men for Bush.

Guy two: Since when are gay men for bush*?

Guy one: Since he surrounded himself with Dick and Colon.

*Yes, this bush is meant to be lower cased.

The guy who plays the magician in Abra Cadaver is better as Zephyr than he was as Francis Dolarhyde. As Dolarhyde he kinda made me laugh, like he was trying way too hard to be scary. But the way he did Zephyr made sense, cos Zephyr is a performer and he WOULD talk and act like that. I've never seen him in anything else to my knowledge, does he ( Read more... )

I'm aware that some stare at my hair. In fact to be fair, some really despair of my hair. But I don't care, cos they're not aware, nor are they debonair. In fact, they're just square. They see hair down to there, say, "beware," and go off on a tear ( Read more... )