My landlady keeps calling me. She wants me to call her back, but I really don't feel like it. I'm assuming it is one of these issues ( Read more... )

Man, I travel a lot. I'm going to Atlanta tonight to see my brother and then for a wedding on Sunday. I almost moved out of my apartment, but my landlady couldn't meet me yesterday so we rescheduled for Tuesday. She moved to the Eastern shore (without telling me), so I don't think she will swing by for a pre-inspection. I didn't want to, but I ( Read more... )

I'm glad the hurricane hit when it did. I was EXACTLY in the demolition zone for Gary's wedding in February. From New Orleans to Gulfport to Biloxi to Mobile, I visited all those spots before they became one big underwater adventure.

In retrospect, it was a lot easier than I had expected. I was able to dispute the $4,000 AT&T long distance bill I got for the 3 temporary phone lines at Kennedy Space Center. They charged us $10.70 per minute to call Japan. The technician on the phone told me the normal rate for businesses was $.09 per minute. So yeah, they will reevaluate the ( Read more... )

It's Friday night, I'm sitting on the floor in my empty apartment, and I've nothing to do ( Read more... )

I've been back for 2 days and my internal organs hurt. That is a good sign. My apartment is empty. I have an Aero bed and some boxes that I will tote around the next month.

This apartment is hella depressing.

The only seat is the toilet.

I'd have a huge throwdown, but I just spackled.

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Although I identify myself with the Jewish religion, probably the only thing I actually believe in is Karma ( Read more... )

Ok, so my boss kind of talked me into staying the month of September. However, I already ended my lease in August, so I have a homeless gap of about a month. I am thinking if I cut it up into 4 weeks, I can crash at 4 different places ( Read more... )

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Man, I hope this shuttle launches today. I was in bed by 11pm but obviously I couldn't sleep. I managed to get a couple hours in, then woke up at 3am for a shower, some personal pep talking, and on the road by 4am. Thankfully I was able to get a second passenger right away so I could car pool onto base. Now I have to wait just 5 short more ( Read more... )