I have a drug test tommorrow. Orientation is Monday the 24th and Tuesday the 25th ( Read more... )

I just got another year older!

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To update you all about the current state of my life, I've taken the time to hand-write an entry. You obviously won't be able to tell that I've handwritten this entry, because I will have to reenter the data into the computer. Well, just take my word for it ( Read more... )

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TV TOKYO is paying me an extra month's salary for my 3 and a half years of hard work and dedication.

Holy crap awesome.

HOLY CRAP AWESOME!!!

I wish it were a lot of money, but it really isn't. This will, however, definetely help me keep my head above water for a little while.

What am I talking about!?! I'm blowing it on coke and whores!!!

Every hot date should start by rushing to the Marriott on Pooks Hill and taking a monster poo. MONSTER POO.

It should then finish with a lady projectile-peeing onto a fence.

On another note, Paul McCartney should not play "Lovely Rita" on his US tour out of respect to the mass destruction ready to befall Louisiana again. F*ck Texas.

http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

This reminds me of the music I listened to for 2 weeks in 5th grade. I was so tough.

Then I found Led Zeppelin.

Last night I hung out with Tom Hanks. We talked about the space program and going back to the moon. It was on the red carpet. I even checked out his wife's (Rita Wilson) tits. It was a great night. A great great night.

I'm going to miss this job.

Oh, and if you don't believe me, I have the conversation on film! I f*cking rule!

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http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/2005/09/20/one_blooming_big_bunny.html