On April 29 and 30, I'm riding in the MS150 bike tour. It's an event held each year all around the country by the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, where thousands of cyclists get together and ride an absurdly long distance, all in the name of fun ( Read more... )

Wenn die Dinge in deinem Leben immer schwerer werden, wenn 24 Stunden am Tag nicht genug sind, erinnere dich an den "Blumentopf und das Bier ( Read more... )

In Gainesville this weekend, I was introduced to a guy named Seth and a band he listens to occasionally ( Read more... )

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My parents flew to Illinois this morning and THEY TOOK MY CELL PHONE. So, don't call that number at all until further notice. Just don't do it. Instead, call my house number if you know it... if you don't know it, IM me.

Who wants to go off-road trail riding (here-and-thereafter to be referred to -- even though there are no mountains in Florida -- as mountain biking) on Saturday? I have a bike rack that fits on my car that can hold 2 or 3 bikes, and I'm getting a new bike this week. New to me, anyway, and for what it's worth, in very-much-like-new condition. I'm ( Read more... )

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Now... I have something to say. Penis. Two, and you have penes or penises. If one more person types or speaks "peni" or - I shudder at the thought - "penii", I... god damn. I might not do anything at all except wince while I bite my lip. Hard. I might even spit blood.

The only reason a word like radius ends with -ii in its plural form is ( Read more... )

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