I have to do this right now or I'm not gonna be able to concentrate on work for the rest of the night. I'm in a horrible mood lately, and people are unbelievably stupid...and I had so many posts in mind and now they're all gone goddamn motherfucking shit. I've been itching to post for daaaaaays but my computer had syphilis, gonorrhea, and ( Read more... )

I just want to announce that I want every boy I see. But I can't proposition any of them. If I tried, they might run away. Either that, or lean closer and say, "Huh??"

PS-Starting to sound less scary and more sexy though.
PPS-Sexy. You should hear me sing!

Quote of the Day (from yesterday): "I never realised how much I sang to myself until I ( Read more... )

I hate it when people start off their LiveJournal entries with "So right now I'm procrastinating from reading/doing work/writing my paper/masturbating." But, right now I am procrastinating from doing work in a big way, simply because there is just too much of it. Who wants to read like 85 books over Rosh Hashana? What? Nobody? Oh, well, hmm. ( Read more... )

You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream!


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Today I went to pick up pictures at CVS that I dropped off on Sunday. When I dropped them off, the lady said they'd be in on Wednesday, and since today is Wednesday, I assumed they'd be there. But no. And even more annoying than the fact that they weren't there was the woman who took ten minutes on the phone to confirm that they were not, in ( Read more... )

OMG I am in the worst fucking mood ever and I'm PMSing and everyone is being an asshole!!!

OK, nevermind what I said before; this simply cannot wait. And you know I almost never post twice in one day, because it's annoying. But so is ConnectU.
ConnectU is the hideous lovechild of Friendster and Facebook, but scarier and way more pathetic. At first I thought it was cool, and I admit that I even invited a bunch of people to it (sorry, ( Read more... )

Sometimes I just don't understand people. This has nothing to do with the meaning of life or the mystery of human nature or anything like that. It's more like common sense, instinct even.
Today on the subway I was accompanied by a heavy box and a big heavy paper bag (which sucked, btw). Anyway I eventually was able to sit down, with the box ( Read more... )

Quotes of the Day:"I only spoon after forking" ~Aaron ( Read more... )

This summer I was privileged enough to spend two months residing on the upper Upper West Side, better known as Harlem. Sadly I will be leaving my summer lodgings this coming Friday, but during my time on Claremont I have learned a great deal about New York outside the Village (yes, it does exist). This, then, is my chance to reflect on these ( Read more... )