I thought man this guy must have cool friends they make movies, hang out, get naked and party together. My friends kick, slap, punch, elbow, knee, and bite my testicles, make me perform sexual favors on them and parade me around in nothing but a flamboyant t-shirt and silver glittery shorts. Then when I go home I'm beat and stuffed in a trunk in ( Read more... )

Everyone does need a favorite color, spice girl, and serial killer! what are yours? Mine are hot pink, posh, and mary bell/the black dahlia murderer.

Upon seeing the post that I have a secret admirer I was thinking it would be funny if I were like marcus and I hated knowing people thought of me and I said this "If anyone knows anything of this secret admirer, bring forth his/her head to me on a pike and we'll discuss a reward!"
But seriously I want to know... I'm a lonely boy. lol

I was having an awesome day yesterday for the first time in a long time and it was because someone I've like for a while called and hung out with me (and she liked my lip ring). I came to think while I was out with her, Janessa, and Alyssa why don't more people draw pictures of police, and people with their hands connected at the fingers. I think ( Read more... )

As I was leaving the house yesterday I made a shirt that said in bold black pirint "KILL ME". I then proceeded to splatter red and maroon all over. And while at Christines party I painted "I LOVE LIFE" on my arm. I thought it was kind of funny. if you don't fuck you, you were adopted.

As everyone knows all I've been listening to lately is Radiohead, Wu-tang, And Cradle of Filth. I would just like to know how come black metal kids love to hate COF. Nobody else has ever to me sounded like that, and no one has that voice. that glorious shrill voice that makes you want to rip your own vocal chords to be able to do the same (if of ( Read more... )

A Christian woman I know sent me this email with all of these things seen on billboards around the country just white on black with no sponsorship. But I was thinking there's no way I would appreciate this as much as I do if I were christian ( Read more... )

The casino king himself.... and what a voice!!! Tom Jones is the man

Would any of you be interested in a new Ian and the nobodies cd? it won't be done for a few weeks but it should be emotabulous with a whole lot of surprises I hope to see you all at Jason Webley tomorrow!
~Ian

I need comments... for how may one function without the feedback his devout fans and stalkers. oh please please please give me feedback.