you how when you yawn the volume of everything around you goes down, well this is explained by this: you are crazy and nothing actually happens when you yawn. However when I yawn everyone gets quiet cause I'm amazing.

I was thinking about dreams after a wierd one I had, and I thought ( Read more... )

I was thinking about water, man that's some wierd stuff. It has no acidic attributes, it like all matter has three physical forms, it's sound is considered tranquilizing, yet can rip apart rocks and anything else that stands in it's way. If you drink 10 glasses or more a day you will burn 300+ calories, that's a cool thought. You could deat 200 ( Read more... )

It was rightly named never play it.

While wearing my Gumby T-Shirt I struck with the thought, why in the world did Gumby, Poky and the other inhabitants of clayland have such shaky voices? I mean I know the animation was stop-start but why was the sound?
~Ian

The band and I are playing a show in hayden lake Idaho tomorrow... this is the location of recently-closed neo-nazi compund. I plan on wearing red underwear fashioned like a nazi flag (white circle with a swastika in the middle, on my ass). I am doing this as a joke. I hope the nazi's get it. I also hope that they laugh, and laugh hard.

The lights grow brighter as I near the glass walls of the city. At about a hundred yards I can see the outlines of small buildings and tiny roads. My driver is a humanoid of about 45 years with a big scar on his face I imagine that if any of this were real outside of the island that this guy would be known when he walked down the street by every ( Read more... )

As I was doing spoken word at the downtown mall with Meg yesterday we were chased out by security saying that we weren't supposed to ride the escalators. It seemed everyone else was able to ride with out the hassle of the man. Is this because we were both riding and talking into a tape recorder? We asked the security guard if we should scale the ( Read more... )

So I sit contemplating: should I sit here and do what I've always done? What used to get me beat up for when I was little? or should I show that I've grown up and that I'm not afraid of anything, though this is not true at all. I am afraid of everything. I pucker my lips and put them to the tarnished instrument and begin to blow. The out come was a ( Read more... )

You know how there's that one person who always dislikes everything just because other people like it. I feel bad for this person because I hate him/her so much.