I was thinking that we should camp here and wait for other travellers in the morning; that we should throw all caution to the wind and eat the berries with no care of poison. However, if one does fall ill we do not mourn but rather stop eating the berries and rejoice that we have learned not to eat the berries here for they are full of malice. So ( Read more... )

if you hand a christian child (5-7 years-old) a gun would he/she ( Read more... )

ever did that thing where you stick your finger in the crack of the..... dictionary and you always come up with a cool word but for you it never works you come up with words like dog, switch, column, or necrophile? yeah me too.

I was laying awake witha a thought that wouldn't let me rest ( Read more... )

you know how everyday you check you're email and you have spam from some company saying that they can give you an extra 1-3 inches ( Read more... )

Read this song and tell me what I was thinking ( Read more... )

While driving around on friday I thought ( Read more... )

Two thoughts I have had recently:

1. Do prostitutes have sales? or coupons? if so --I'm not looking, but where do you get the coupons? and how do you get notified of sales? is there a catalogue?

2. I know that you can get America Online in Canada, well what about Cuba? If so that would make me smile.