A shit load of people we call neighbors have lost their homes, cars, and jobs...

...but I'm feeling like the only person who even noticed.

I want to put together a book called Things I Said To Make Myself Laugh.

This would probably be in it:

andrea_was_like@hotmail.com: i look like serious hell though
weathered_chain@hotmail.com: not joking hell?
andrea_was_like@hotmail.com: hahahahha
weathered_chain@hotmail.com: because i'm not sure i could handle you looking like carlos mencia
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Diet pill flying off shelves
- Flint Journal. June 21, 2007

GENESEE COUNTY - Are you ready to lose weight ( Read more... )

Signing a petition, not buying gas for a day, or only buying from certain companies will NOT lowe gas prices. I'll try not to go on any tangents here ( Read more... )

I'm home now. Vacation was good. Sounded like you guys had a ton of fun back here though. One night I'm hearing about tornadoes, the next you have a frost advisory, and then Linden burns down. Just can't make it without me, can you?

Also, this conversation means I might be going to hell:

11:05:35 AM theocracyisabuse: i'm sad though
11:05:47 AM ( Read more... )

4:08:47 AM andrea_was_like@hotmail.com:
hahaha what if you actually looked out your window and there i was... and i was like, sitting on the ground typing on a computer to you
:08:59 AM andrea_was_like@hotmail.com:
i bet you're gonna look now just in case
4:09:50 AM weathered_chain@hotmail.com:
two thoughts would cross my mind: 1) ok, i guess ( Read more... )

I know what it feels like to be upside down from here ( Read more... )

I was told I don't write in this thing enough, so uh, here goes ( Read more... )

"Oh, There's Legwork" :: None More Black

I don't belong singing these anthems ( Read more... )

I highly dislike snow/winter.

That being said, when it snows like it is right now, it's one of the most beautiful things in the world.