After interviewing several of the lunatics under my care, I have come to the conclusion that a disproportionate amount have had some sort of musical training.  I have heard of asylums organizing amature theatrical productions with the more harmless lunatics, and perhaps I could offer this as an incentive to cooperate ( Read more... )

I must say, my first day in the employ of Fogg's Asylum has been rather peculiar.  First of all, when I arrived, I distinctly hear someone outside say something along the lines of "looks like the doc's got a new toy".   This was distinctly unsettling, but I did my best to ignore it ( Read more... )