"The coolest game ever would be either conductor hero(for the wii) or viola hero(an oxymoron)"

I don't have a boyfriend anymore. : (
I haven't had sex in three months. : (
I'm a creepy ex (to my previous ex) now. Like. To the max ( Read more... )

If you ask me, "What kind of man are you?", I can respond in two ways ( Read more... )

It occurs to me suddenly to make a Public Service Announcement ( Read more... )

I got up ten minutes ago to start getting ready for work. Got sidetracked.

I've been sitting here with one of my boyfriends shirts sniffing all over it trying to find his scent.

Being in love is nice.

(hope you don't mind me calling you my boyfriend, hon.)

That last post didn't mean anything. I just like the song. William Shatner's musical career is badly underappreciated ( Read more... )

At puberty I was sworn to secrecy by the International Brotherhood of Lying, Fickle Males. I can't tell you anything! And...
I...
Can't...
Commit!
You're right! I CAN'T commit!

To you.

Loss of innocence comes with the realization that the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the exact same tune ( Read more... )

( not safe for sanity, let alone work )

This site is an excellent example of "just because you can doesn't mean you should". Lots of things in here from the GUI Hall of Shame ( Read more... )