( tmi )

The Ghastly Ones are definitely one of the best things to happen to music. Seriously, if they'd decided to be painters or writers or something music would be like "aw hell naw, why not me, i like seals and shit" and it would cry itself to sleep every damn night, every damn night it would cry itself to sleep ( Read more... )

Well, here I am. Looks like everything went OK.

So I'm going in to have my heart fixed. Fortunately it's a fairly minor procedure (it's a fairly minor problem). Wish me luck?

( ugh tl;dr )

MAN I can't tell you how AWESOME it is when people are having a debate about homosexuality and a participant drops a logic bomb like
If they want to add that people who contributed to stuff were gay, then they should change the textbooks to include stuff like; Abraham Lincoln who freed the slaves, enjoyed delving into a nice ripe vagina once in a ( Read more... )

I don't know. I don't think this girl is very busty. She is kind of gorgeous, but not particularly busty. I feel I have been the subject of a false advertising campaign, perpetrated by the American Institute of Pornography.

When I go to the video store I like to stick my penis in the return slot and say "HEY HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, IS THIS ANY GOOD"

man.

oh hey now i need to view my .bashrc.
ee .b
no wait
ne .
no wait
vi .b
no wait
cat .
no wait
head ...what was i trying to view again?

"Angelina Jolie's lips irritate me."