Nick STILL has not come in to sign the roommate addendum so that the new roommate can move in.  I cannot come up with a good reason as to why he wouldn't.  I mean, I don't have to, and I won't, be there when he signs it.  It's just a signature, and it releases him from any obligations with the lease.

He also hasn't helped pay the phone bill for ( Read more... )

austerity101 : worst dirty thing to say ever:  "slop my boy-bung"

A: apparently this was ACTUALLY UTTERED to a friend of mine.

darwinpolice : I just threw up so much.

A: I picture the scene from Futurama where Moo-Shu, the killer whale, vomits.

D: I picture the scene from Family Guy where everyone is super-vomiting.

D: Except everyone's vomit is coming out of my ( Read more... )

This happened over about 20 seconds' time.  Seriously.

ECP: you have access to a lot of things
RLD: yes i do
ECP: do you happen to have a 4-panel meme of The Fast and the Furious where Vin Diesel tells Paul Walker to let him get his shirt "all the way off" or something like that?
ECP: also, I win the award for most specific request of all time
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I meet a lot of people on the internet.  Some of those people I do eventually meet in real life, through one circumstance or another.  It is always interesting to talk to people online and then meet these same people.  There's always an element of surprise.  No matter how long you know someone from the internet, no matter how many hours are spent ( Read more... )

"Even the Catholics will let an atheist tour St. Peter's (or just about any other of their churches).  Bouncers at the door of a church who check IDs and turn people away based on faith is a bad sign and very creepy."

darwinpolice : OH GOD WHY DID I SEARCH FOR "BEAR FISTING SIGN"?

And I've done fuck-all all day.

I'm gonna try not to go all whiney-emo-douche in this post.  Really.

I had two sets of plans that went away on me today.  The first was plans to go to the Grand Canyon this weekend.  I was really excited about that, because it was with a guy I like.  He was the one who suggested it, almost couple weeks ago.   But two ( Read more... )

In response to this article, on the 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World:

http://www.cracked.com/article_16275_9-most-devastating-insults-from-around-world.html

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pissed me off.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25728107-12377,00.html

Not because of the whorehouses. I'm fine with that. I think it's amusing that they had to up the staff to accommodate the US Navy. Hell, fuck as many whores as you want. I don't care. You probably shouldn't be doing it if you have a girlfriend or a wife, but ( Read more... )

So naturally I fucked with it.


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