the philippines is a fucking crazy country.
and singapore is weird as fuck.
in a few hours, my sister and her boyfriend are going to teach me how to shoot a bow and arrow, and i've been taking pictures of naked people for two days.
what the fuck is going on?

i haven't been to so cal in months and it's good to see my dog, taco meat, again, but she isn't looking too good. she's losing her sight, her diet dog food made her look like nicole richie, and she's deaf now. usually, when i ask her if she wants to go for a walk, she'd get really stoked and spazz out so much that it would take a few tries to get ( Read more... )

i've had this conversation a couple of times and i still can't get it right ( Read more... )

i have


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died the next day.

i'm going to write more on lj but only with a highschool attitude.
school sux.
i'm gonna watch lost because homework is stupid.

yesterday a parakeet flew onto the porch at the baby dick banana beach house
i think other birds were fucking it up
it was panting a lot and it looked like blood was on its back
collin and i took it inside and tried to feed it
it flew into this hole in the wall under the bathtub and didn't come out until this morning
we named it clarence
sich

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way too hard
keep me away from the internet
please

How safe is a nuclear power plant?
Scott says it's really safe
(he's my supervisor and I have to follow him around all day)
but you can't put dumbasses at the controls.
He says that there would be no global warming if everyone went nuclear.
The French are nuclear (and have had no accidents ( Read more... )

yesterday was my first day of work ( Read more... )