Vengeance Legacy ;; Generation 2.1
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When we last left the Vengeance family, Seppia had just grown into an adult and was excited to begin her life as a loving, yet slightly crazy, six-kid having super mom :D But first, she needed to trap her unsuspecting girlfriend into becoming her life partner. FOREVER.
Seppia: PERFECT GIRLFRIEND! You're here! My ovaries are rampaging inside of me, reminding me that my biological clock is ticking.
Seppia: I know logically we cannot have babies together, but I reject that logic and will find a way. Move in with me so I can trap you into being my baby momma forever and ever?
Cleo: I don't have much going for me in the way of... fuck, anything really; so sure, why not? Besides, I guess it'd be hot to give birth to an immortal's babies.
Seppia: Er... immortal. Yeah, sure. I mean, obviously... HERE, LET'S HUG AND FORGET ABOUT PREVIOUS STATEMENTS.
Cleo: But...?
Seppia: Quiet, sweetie.
Yeah, looks like you're not getting that LTW, doll. Sorry.
Well, this is about as opposite as one can get from the Criminal Career track, but unfortunatly this little challenge has rules. It's whatever though, since her skills would be more beneficial in the Education career... I just need the computer to give me the option.
Aw, I've never seen two of them at the same time before! However, I have no plans to turn anyone into a werewolf anytime soon, so ya'll can get da fuq off my property now, kthx.
Holy shit. Coolest carpool ever.
Anyway, Seppia wastes no time in getting what she wants:
Seppia: My baby facto--I mean, my love! I have waited all my life for this moment; will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?
Cleo: Ohhhh, shiny.
Cleo: Alright, my immortal goddess; I accept your proposal. But on one condition: before we begin making copious amounts of offspring, we go on a vacation together. Just the two of us.
Seppia: DEAL! We'll go somewhere for our honeymoon, pookie.
Jesus. Well, I guess they can afford that vacation now.
Aha! Education career track: meet Cleo; don't fuck around on the playground while she's in charge, kids.
Cleo: With this ring, I show my undying appreciation that you allowed me to throw a wedding party, since your parents seemed to have scarred you for life that in area. Bastards.
Seppia: And with this ring, I promise to transform us both into baby making machines.
Half of them wouldn't even be there, if it weren't for the community bulletin Illythia put out, requiring mandatory attendance. The newlyweds arent very socialble, you see...
Ginger: Who are these people again?
Nikki: Her majesty's offspring and her lesbian lover, I think...
Toby: Really? I thought this was some kind of skit. I'm not here for an acting job?
Nikki: Just shut up and keep clapping before her highness hears you, fool.
This is Seppia's pensive cake face.
Regina: I can't believe I'm at a real lesbian wedding! This country just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it? Glory to the empire!
Illythia: Yeah, my empire. You're lucky I allow you all to breathe.
As promised, the couple headed off to Takemizu Villiage right after the wedding. It was clear Seppia was anxious about leaving right when her uterus was at its prime, but alas; we all have to make sacrifices for the ones we love.
Seppia: So, authentic Asian woman; you look like someone who... might have fun every once in awhile. What is there to do around here?
Authentic Asian Woman: Well, I lost all my earthly possessions to Mahjong. It's a fun game until you can't feed your children anymore and you're forced to watch them turn to cannibalism to survive...
Cleo: Sounds great!
Seppia: What the hell all these blocks for? Is this like Jenga, only sideways?
Cleo: How should I know? This was your ide--shit, I think I just lost §500.
Seppia: Alright, screw this. Hot Springs?
Cleo: Hot Springs.
This would probably look a lot less creepy (and way more relaxing) if that old guy and the balding dude weren't all up in their space.
Yes, I know they're hot in their bathingsuits guys, but move on.
Cleo: Oh man, room service? This is the life.
Cleo: We should do one of these every year, babe.
Seppia: Haha, you really think we'll have the time once we have six kids running around the house? You're adorable.
Cleo: Oh god, what is that horrible sound?!
Seppia: ♫ Yo Asian town I got your robes, I ate your noodles, I think when I get back I'll draw some doodles... ♫
Cleo: I wish my wife would never rap in public again.
Seppia: No one ever appreciates my musical talent :[
Aw, bby. I do!
Seppia's rapping was so bad however, that the hotel kicked them out for disturbing the peace.
Seppia got over it pretty quickly though.
Seppia: Baby making time?!
Cleo: I really don't think you understand the way biology works, but if that means sex then hell yeah!
Seppia: Don't understand biology, my ass. *vomits*
Money can buy a lot of things apparently... even girl-on-girl pregnancy. Or at least that's how I'm explaining my mod :P
Cleo: Okay, I've been researching and researching and I'm not finding anything that says same sex pregnancy is possible. Are you sure you don't just have food poisoning?
Seppia: Oh, I'm sure. Don't hate the player, darling; hate the game. I got mad skills.
Cleo: Skeptical cat is skeptical.
Seppia: See, I told you!
Cleo: Shhh, I'm sleeping. Tell me abnout your pregnancy delusions in the morning, dear.
Despite Cleo's skepticism, twins Lucretia and Gaia were born into the world soon afterwards. As Gaia was born first, she will be our little fortune loving heir :D
Also, I am aware Gaia was only in Gods of The Arena, but whatever. We'll just call this naming scheme Spartacus as a whole xD
Seppia: Oh, by the way, I adopted another child.
Cleo: ...Whut.
Seppia: Hey, don't get testy with me; you know I want a bunch of kids! Regardless, its coming today whether you like it or not, so I suggest you get used to it.
Gotta love how the social worker just leave Batiatus on the ground. Jeez.
Ugh, stop being so adorable guys.
You too.
Parenting is so...
Freaking.
Hard -___-
FML.
Smart milk does make it a little easier though. Huzzah!
Illythia: Walk, tiny minion! WALK, I SAY!
I'm starting to second guess teaching Gaia to walk though; look at how evilly gleeful she looks about learning! Child, you scare me.
The insanity of having three toddlers in the house seems to send Daniel to an early grave. Whoops.
Daniel: Heck yes, get me out of here!
Well, I'm glad you're happy about it. Enjoy your afterlife with the scantily dressed hula girls, bucko.
Moneyyyyy.
Lucretia looks so stuck up xD Jeez. Popularity aspiration? I'm thinking so.
Seppia: Yes! Time for more babies! :D
Chapter Scoring:
Falling in Love +2
Getting Engaged +2
Getting Married +3
Try for Baby (2) +2
Baby (2) +2
Adopting a Child +3
Friends With Child (3) +3
BFF with Child (3) +9
Potty Train +1
Teach to Walk (2) +2
NEXT TIME...
Three children down, three to go. Seems the craziness has only just begun.
A/N: I think it's about time I update my other legacy, so it'll be a bit until I post 2.2. I think I'm going to just finish out gen 3 over there though, then I'll head back this way to finish gen 2 :D