Vengeance Legacy ;; Generation 2.2
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2.1
When we last left the Vengeance family, Seppia was well on her way to achieving her dream of having six kids, having already given birth to a set of twin girls and adopting one adorable little blonde boy. As a the micro-manager from hell, I was already having issues dealing with three toddlers at once, so at this point I was pretty convinced that by the end of this generation I would be driven out of my friggin mind. Yet - like the self-torturer that I am - I continued on with their journey regardless of my quickly forming migraine.
First thing's first: I decided I hated the twins' hair, so I changed it. I think this is much better, personally; higher thread count. Cause we don't want fug kids, do we? No, we do not. My vanity would not allow it.
Pretty much nothing would get done without Illythia. I am not looking forward to when she dies. Also, Batiatus is the first kid to learn to walk, talk, and be potty trained. Woo! Look at me, being all efficient-like.
Gaia: Help! My sister has fallen and she can't get up!
Seriously? This is why you shouldn't go outside in a dress in the middle of winter, child. What kind of masochist are you?
Pretty sure I might regret asking that question when she's older, lol.
Seppia: So, my darling; I feel as though it is time for my vagina to squeeze out more offspring before it shrivels up and dies. Thoughts?
Cleo makes the best faces.
Cleo: Uh... shouldn't we wait until Batiatus is older?
Seppia: You're funny. No, my child bearing hips are not being put to good use right now and that's simply unacceptable. I don't do kegal exercises for you benefit, you know; one of these days I'm gonna push out a friggin' linebacker and I'll need all the muscle strength I can get.
Pretty sure by this point you can tell who wears the pants in this relationship.
...This looks like some Escape to Witch Mountain shit. If their hands start glowing I'm selling thier asses to the government for experimentation... because I'm just that awful of a human being :D
Intestinal gas? The rampaging period from hell? Or is it... a baby?
Of course it was a baby; this is a clusterfuck legacy!
Meanwhile, too busy planning world domination, the twins have yet to notice their mom's delicate condition:
Gaia: When I grow up, I'm going to be so rich that I'll be able to buy the whole PLANET. I'll be Queen of the Earth and everyone will have to bow down in my glorious presence and feed me grapes. NAY! Marshmallows.
...Clearly she takes after Illythia.
Lucretia: Tehehe, that's funny. You can't buy a whole planet, silly. You need to stop watching so much TV. Like, seriously.
Gaia: Just watch me! I'm gonna name it GAIA'S WORLD OF AWESOMESAUCE and throw everyone prettier than me into prison for all eternity. But don't worry, since I'm the prettier twin you'll be fine.
But even though Gaia's the prettier twin, it looks like Lucretia's the smart one. She's so boss; first day of school and already she's got an A+ report card.
Child, you make my life easy.
Gaia: *mutters* Show off. -___-
She may or many not be contemplating throwing her sister into her hypothetical prison now.
Batiatus grew into a child, and seemed very happy about it. Probably because he was the only one to get taught shit, lol.
Hey look, it wasn't gas or a rampaging period! Which then prompted the question:
Gaia: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Seppia: I'm really not ready for this conversation yet.
Seppia: From the stork, dear! He takes babies away from Neverland and gives them to nice families so Captain Hook has less children to revolt against his evil reign.
Gaia: Ohhh, that makes sense. What a smart move on his part.
You shouldn't be giving her ideas, Seppia. Now when she takes over the world she'll be trying to ship babies to another dimension or what-the-fuck ever so they don't overthrow her.
Illythia: I LUV MY GRANDCHILD, U GUISE!
Yeah, I bet you do. You're a bad influence.
Meanwhile...
Seppia: It buuuuuurns!
Christ. Twins. AGAIN. What is it with this family; aren't twins supposed to skip a generation?Da fuq ever though, I guess; meet Naevia and Crixus :]
Shush up about the incest; I KNOW WHAT I DID. lol.
Weird glitch is weird, but look; they got a puppy! ...Named Princess. Because I have no effort when it comes to naming pets in this game, lol.
Stop. You're so pointless. I hate when lightning fucks shit up only to be put out by the rain two seconds later, because the fire department will bitch at you for coming over for nothing.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
Ugh, this. THIS is the perfect child. He got all the traits I wanted passed down to my heir, but noooo. My fourth child gets it instead. I see how it is, game. I SEE HOW MUCH YOU CARE.
Naevia is a little bit adorable too. I'm glad she got Seppia's eyes.
I have no idea how - because with this many children I usually freak out because micro-managing is impossible - but these kids managed to be fucking golden. They all do what they're told and don't all freak out from motive distress.
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?! I'm usually hating everything about my life and wondering why I do this crap to myself at this point.
Watch this be some cruel joke though and it all becomes a complete clusterfuck later. That's my luck.
Speaking of bad luck...
Illythia: I don't want to leave my kingdom though...
Yeah, I don't want you to leave either, boo. You were fabulous. RIP.
The twins grew up into some hotties though! I had to change their hair since it glitched all to fuck after the age transition, but whatever.
How are you a fortune aspiration but are attracted to unemployed failures? ¬_¬
Stink, huh? You're... special.
Seppia: GUESS WHAT?! I adopted another child!
Cleo: Of course you did. OF COURSE.
Were you expecting anything different? Bahaha.
...Okay, well I think it's rather obvious that Ashur is adopted, lol.
Literally all this kid does all day is fish. I'm also pretty sure fish are his only friends. He barely even talks to his siblings, let alone other people.
This girl is ridiculous. She's already maxed out 3/7 skills. WHY AREN'T YOU MY HEIR? *pulls out hair* Pretty sure I'll have you at perma plat before you even become an adult.
Meanwhile, Gaia is stuck having to help raise her brothers and sisters due to Cleo being a workaholic and Seppia running herself into the ground.
Gaia: When I have kids, I'm hiring a freaking nanny. I can't make money if I'm stuck here all day!
She's not bitter ¬_¬
Fdjskfhds awww. PUPPY LOVE ♥
Triple birthday coming up!
The twins. Crixus looks less than perfect now that he's a child; I'm just saying. So I'm not hating it so much now.
Annnndd....
50 First Dates? Lulz. With your anti-socialness you'll be lucky if you even get one.
Gaia: Must. Find. Job.... Must. Make. Money... *twitch*
Her chosen career? Dance.
FYEAH. Bitch, you sexy.
Be jealous of the pretty backyard. #random
Why hello, adorable ginger child.
No red-headed stepchild jokes here... yet. lol.
Christ.
WHY ARE YOU NOT MY HEIR?
Seppia: I can do shit without my mother's help, huzzah!
It's a friggin' miracle, you guys.
But even though he learned everything as a toddler, Ashur still felt attention deprived when he grew up.
Oy vey; these kids...
Chapter Scoring:
Walk (4) +4
Potty Train (4) +4
Talk (4) +4
Try for baby (3) +3
A+ Grade (5) +10
Friends With Child (3) +3
BFF with child (3) +9
Apopt A Child +3
Have 6 Kids +3
NEXT TIME...
It may be impossible to achieve Seppia's LTW during this gen, but that doesn't mean I'm still not going to try! Soon to come: teenage dates, marriages, and maybe even private school? POINT FARMING, FYEAH.