The Amish are not to be trusted.

Too long they've been hiding under a blanket of seemingly peaceful conservative ways, free from the confines of technology and modern thinking...waiting to strike.

Many travellers have gone missing through rural Ohio and Pennsylvania, only to be later found headless, bodies stuffed with their modern conveiniences.  ( Read more... )

I was at Borders last week, minding my own business...perusing some periodicals...generally having a good day.
Until a guy standing next to me holding some celebrity gossip magazine decided that I really wanted to know what the fuck he was thinking.

Most people know of my deep loathing for celebrities and everyone who talks nonstop about them and my ( Read more... )

Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree ( Read more... )

Wow, haven't updated in like three months....LIvejournal sucks, I just throw my blog a bone once in a while to keep it from getting deleted.

Started class today.  Apparently it is possible to drag out Introduction Day into a full-blown four hours.  That got old as hell.  Had the instructor in the winter semester, but for some reason he kept calling ( Read more... )

I haven't updated this for like...two months ( Read more... )

Today I found $5 in my pants.  There was much rejoycing ( Read more... )

At long last...warm weather.  Plus the semester's nearly over.  As far as I know I'm passing all my classes.

Took Sunday off work although I could've probably used the money.  I don't care, I wasn't going to spend my first hours being 20 at work.  I'm definitely not any more responsible or mature now that I'm no longer a teenager.  In fact, I'm ( Read more... )

Type O Negative.  At Harpo's.  Right now.  I could've gone with Kevin, but nooooo.  I had to stay at Bob's and work.  This is karma punishing me for listening to Milli Vanilli the other day.

Come on, karma...at least have the punishment fit the crime!  You could have made me miss...I don't know...Mushroomhead or some other crappy band, but Type O?  ( Read more... )

Well?  Where is it.  Its April 6th and, my god, its snowing .

Its 21 degrees outside at the very moment I'm typing this, and just looking at the forecast, we should be expecting snow up until Monday.  On Tuesday it should be above freezing...a high of 45.  An improvement, but Siberia is still thumbing its nose at us.  We must look like total pussies ( Read more... )

I can't wait for my first heart attack.

Really, with all the red meat, bacon and cheese I routinely consume, its only a matter of time before my heart quits.  Instead of whining about it, or selfishly changing my diet, I'm just going to embrace the inevitable.

A bum ticker is where its at, man.  Bypass surgeries, pacemakers, the works.  I'm going ( Read more... )