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[axewound21]

As an apology for the dearth of postings lately, I give you...

Comments

[tko_ak]

Too much facial and body hair. Do you have something against twinks? Brent Corrigan has hisplace!

The fact that this spread featured only swarthy guys has nothing to do with how much I hate twinks.

[axewound21]

Can it, smoothie. If you don't want to see real men, I'm sure there's an LJ community you can join about nair or something.

Re: The fact that this spread featured only swarthy guys has nothing to do with how much I hate twin

[tko_ak]

But some guys are smooth, au natural!

Others may Nair their anus (*coughs*iconoclast)*cough*), but I digress.

[axewound21]

Yes, but if they were smooth au natural, they probably wouldn't be very good at fighting terrorists.

Nair back there. Wow. That's gotta sting. I used that stuff on my shoulders once and after the burning stopped my skin felt like refrigerated uncooked chicken for a week. Real men finger-wax.

[tko_ak]

And I have to call fraud on this. There were no cock shots.

[axewound21]

Obviously we'll have to wait for the Director's Cut for those. :P

[smartypantsnyc]

why, is that a love-booger I see in your flavor-saver, CorCor? Wink wink!
This is SO MANY different kinds of Wrong.

The rest of the post was a LOLathon, however.

<3
R

[axewound21]

D'aw, thanks kittin'! Glad to see somebody didn't just look at the pictures.

[smartypantsnyc]

Oh, believe me, I ate up every twinkless photo with a spoon.

<3
R

[axewound21]

All kidding aside, the photos don't really do David justice. On screen he has a certain Jenny-says-kwa that made me wanna dive through the tube in a desperate effort to rip open his shirt and lick his chest, which far eclipsed any impact the docudrama might have had. Finding out a few of my friends had very similar viewing experiences inspired this post.

[bodyvisual]

lol @ "is that a box-cutter in your pants" haha

[axewound21]

There's nothing hotter than a self-absorbed stud singing about pederasty.

My friend Ben actually coined the term "Terrorist Hot" when trying to describe an attractively swarthy guy once, and it became one of my favorite terms. Because, admit it: we've all seen pictures in the paper and on the news of some terrorist-type at least once and thought, somewhat ashamedly, "wow, he's actually kinda hot."

[axewound21]

Exactly. Like Hispanic, Italian and Jewish guys (all of are eligible for TH status), middle-eastern dudes only seem to come in two varieties; really fucking hot, and really not hot. There's just no in-between.