I did an impromptu creative exercise tonight, write a quick flash fiction or poem with the first line given.

No I didn't write slash fiction you read that wrong. FLASH fiction...and I didn't write that either.

The biggest problem we have ( Read more... )

I have a Willow problem.

( The following ill-advised rant contains: )

Continuing the oh so original concept of sharing amusing things I find on the internet -

"So last night i was fooling around with my gf, and we started to "dry hump"... without clothes on. She doesnt want to have sex yet so this is the next best thing (kinda)

Anyways, she hasnt shaved in a few days so she has stubble down there. The constant ( Read more... )

Things I would like to find in my shoe:


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I enjoyed this quote from cult writer Warren Ellis on his work with the two major comic book companies, so I thought I'd share.

"But of course it's whore's work. All work-for-hire is. But, you see, when you're a well-paid, well-treated and admired whore cherished for your vile nocturnal skills, you're a courtesan, or perhaps an escort. It's when ( Read more... )

Talking to me or even vaguely referring to 80s fashion will usually lead me to ranting, unprompted about how 80s fashion celebrated women looking as unfeminine as possible, shoulder pads being the thing I take most issue with ( Read more... )

I freakin' love Mass Effect, but why oh why is this well publicised character creation tool so lame?

Why the fuck can't people give me the tools to make an accurate Alan?

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I don't normally comment on such things, but I like John McCain so well done there, Mitt Romney looks like an actor cast to play the Republican candidate so I see why he does well, fine, better than Huckabee ( Read more... )

I'd like to thank you.

I was stuck in that line for ages, but because you decided to go to work without a bra and your top button undone, the long ass last minute Christmas shopping wait wasn't so bad.

I salute you!

I also thank you for not questioning why I was buying a Hannah Montana CD.

For my birthday I wrote special love poetry for all the ladies out there.

Happy birthday to me
You all smell like pee
So why stand there stinky
when you can shower with me

And so the fellas don't feel left out

Happy birthday to me
It's been a while you see
But I'll still need a lot more vodka
Before you put a finger on me...or is that in me. ( Read more... )