Title: Shower Curtains
Pairing: OnKey
Rating: PG for language
Genre: Crack
Summary: In which Jinki is guilty, and Key misunderstands.
Notes: Dedicated to jelliemonster because she revived my OnKey inspiration XD Ilu~ <3

( The tone went dead, which meant Jinki hung up. The phone received another painful crack before Key sent it flying out the window. )

Title: Falling Snowflakes
Pairing: OnKey
Rating: G
Genre: Angst
Summary: "How has your one year been?"

( How has your one year been? )

Title: Broken Fairytales
Pairing: Technically OnKey.
Rating: G
Genre: Angst
Summary: The dream ends.
Notes: Yeah, this is a drabble since it's only 139 words. ;o

( It was perhaps, a fairytale story. )

Title: Bittersweet Melodies
Pairing: I wrote it with OnKey in mind, but it doesn't have to be. :O
Rating: G
Genre: Angst
Summary: The melody plays on as long as he is here.
Notes: I assume this would be a drabble since it's only 180 words long. :O Inspired by the song Love Me by the totally-awesome Yiruma. :D

( Love me. )

Title: Soundproof Walls and Pink Presents
Pairing: KyuMin, random KangTeuk
Rating: PG-13 for implied smut ;D
Genre: Crack
Summary: Sungmin asks for the impossible for his birthday present.
Notes: Happy Birthday Sungminnie~

( 'One, two, three...twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five...thirty. So you want that to be your thirty-first present from me, yes?' )

Title: Video Games
Pairing: OT5, OnKey 2min interaction I suppose?
Rating: PG for language
Genre: Crack
Summary: Roles reverse for a day.

( Key never thought he'd see the day 'Jinki' and 'graceful' would be associated in the same sentence. )

Title: Pink Cradles
Pairing: OnKey
Rating: PG for language
Genre: Crack
Summary: Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it...not necessarily how you want it, though.
Notes: Cameo appearances by SuJu and SNSD.

( Key, the reigning diva of the household, was pouting in earnest. That was never a good sign. )

Title: Sleeping Divas
Pairing: OnKey
Rating: G
Genre: Crack
Summary: Fairy tales had never been this strange.

( Well of course it is, what were you expecting? Snow White? She's married, you know. )

Title: Bedroom Interruptions
Pairing: OnKey, 2min, implied OnTae ;o
Rating: PG-13 for implied smut
Genre: Crack
Summary: In which Minho is in Canada, and Taemin starts a war.

( No one had foreseen it ever occuring, but when it did, it was as if a nuclear bomb was suddenly dropped onto the dorm and completely blasted them to oblivion. )

Title: Black Truths
Pairing: OnKey
Rating: G
Genre: Angst
Summary: Lies had never been sweeter.
Notes: Sequel to White Lies - I suggest you read that first since you'd only get confused otherwise. And btw, this is angsty as the first one. D;

( Key had always been concise at everything he does, even at slicing Jinki's heart to pieces. )