I feel so much better now

Jul 11, 2007 08:52

Wow. I feel so very safe and secure now that I know that our Homeland Security Department is operated based on "gut feelings".

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budhaboy July 11 2007, 17:16:25 UTC
I hear they're recruiting psychics, also.

Nah... Psychics are witchcraft and a'gin the lord... you're thinking of Reagan.

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budhaboy July 11 2007, 22:43:30 UTC
if by 'they' you mean people who watch FoxNews, I'd have to agree, if by 'they' you mean anyone else on the planet with an IQ above that of a turnip I think by 'Reagan' you mean 'Cromwell'.

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budhaboy July 11 2007, 16:52:35 UTC
This surprises you?

Our President, goes primarily by his 'gut'... isn't convinced that evolution is settled, and claims to be able to peer into the soul of an ex-KGB agent and see that he's an honorable man...

Thankfully the corporate titans that he seems to like to use as advisors (are are able to perhaps influence his gut) aren't the sorts of people who are adept at confusing simpletons, and even if they were are usually take the principle positions of truth, justice and fairness over things like profit.

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budhaboy July 11 2007, 22:41:03 UTC
OB-GYNs practice "love" on their patients

only the clearly slutty ones mother warned him about.

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az2tx July 11 2007, 22:50:14 UTC
Well, the only way he could possible know about OB-GYN's love is if he was born a woman.

Wait...

No....

Couldn't be....

Right?

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morphogenesis July 11 2007, 20:21:59 UTC
Are you sure it's really gut feelings and not just diarrhea?

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az2tx July 11 2007, 22:46:09 UTC
Well actually, now that you mention it, he did look a little green when he was talking...so maybe I just misunderstood.

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