Happy Birthday to the love of my life, pliq_fontfollio.

I love you.

to make this journal friends only from this point forward. If you want to be my friend...fantastic...if not...oh well, no sweat off my back.

no sweat off my back

Where did that saying come from? Who would want to take sweat off my back? Not me. You? I think not.

Husband: How would you like to own the library of congress?

Me: That would be expensive to maintain.

When was the last time you heard someone mention the dewey decimal system? Literature grad students excluded.

Seriously?

Do they still teach kids how to do library research? Do they teach them about the dewey decimal system?

I must ask my kids if they know what the dewey decimal system is.

Hey, all you criminals out there...if you prefer to spend as little time in jail as possible all you need to do is break into someone's home and assault them. You will be out on the streets, able to do it again within 2 years. Now, if you decide to sell pot, that is a completely different story. You will go to jail forever for that ( Read more... )

Went to the fridge to see what there was for breafast/lunch.

Breakfast burritos...YUM

Red Peppers
Green Peppers
Onions
Mushrooms
Sausage
Eggs

Saute all items until cooked and soft then add eggs. Add to freshly cooked tortilla. Add cheese, sour cream, fresh cilantro and salsa...ENJOY!!

YUM YUM YUM

Why is it that as soon as I put some polish on my nails I have this horrible urge to pee? No need to pee before I put polish on them...but now that they are wet I am about to pee my pants!

How many presidential candidates have "announced" on Jay Leno?

I was reading a discussion about a law called Taegen's Law which apparently requires longer sentences for sex offenders whose victims are children. This woman was trying to drum up support for this legislation and unfortunately the discussion keeps turning to abortion because the first version of the bill defined child as "conception to age 18". ( Read more... )

"To have the Governor standing behind me as he always has"

HAHAHA! Don't his speech writers think about this shit?