Even without someone to tip the scales, the village is in chaos. I suppose we are outside His influence...

Oh, errr, it's recording already. I don't think I'll ever get used to this. Anyway, miss Estelle, I wanted to ask you how that book club is coming along.

If I may have your attention, please? My name is Aziraphale. I'd like to announce that as of today, I've finished cataloguing all books that were present in the library. Everything's been ordered by category and a list of the titles is available for anyone to view. To ensure that no books are misplaced or forgotten after leaving the library, I'll ( Read more... )

-Been here for less than a week and already I've caught a common cold. If that serpent were here, he'd never let me hear the end of it.Oh. It's recording already? Er, I hope this isn't a troublesome time to ask, considering we're in the middle of one of those experiments I've been hearing so much about, but... Uhm. While exploring the local library ( Read more... )

Well, this is all rather strange, isn’t it? I don’t remember leaving the store. Was I summoned? Surely, I’d be given a sign before being transported anywhere.

[rustling of leaves]

What is... Oh dear. That is just disgusting. Cotton? By all accounts, that isn't suitable for this kind of weather. I'm freezing. ... Errr.

[a reasonably long silence ( Read more... )